Gotta Smash
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 31 Aug 13:40
https://mander.xyz/post/37040057

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flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz on 31 Aug 14:28 next collapse

We Europeans offer the use of CERN at no cost for this purpose. With the only condition that you’ll need to find a way to get rid of the toxic purple sludge somewhere far away.

don@lemmy.ca on 31 Aug 14:56 collapse

I get the impression that things accelerated to the velocities required by CERN that then collide with each other tend not to leave much of anything behind but fundamental particles.

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works on 31 Aug 16:04 next collapse

Matter can not be destroyed

Eheran@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 16:32 collapse

He is essentially correct though, there is nothing organic or generally any compound remaining, only many singular particles. It is like an extremely hot plasma.

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works on 31 Aug 17:45 collapse

Again matter cannot be destroyed, it was converted into heat/light.

Eheran@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 22:43 next collapse

That is not what he said and that’s also not what happens.

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works on 03 Sep 21:06 collapse

Then please tell me on how physics works then

Eheran@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 22:48 collapse

He says particles are left, you say matter can not be destroyed. Not only are you wrong, that is simply not what he said. What should I tell you? Do you even acknowledge that this was never said and you misinterpreted it?

anomnom@sh.itjust.works on 31 Aug 23:48 collapse

So are you saying we need to get rid of the ensuing purple flash and probably fart smell?

“The environment will take care of that.”
—Southern American Accent

Midnitte@beehaw.org on 31 Aug 16:42 collapse

fundamental particles.

Actually, they’re not fundamental particles until approved by a collision with the Senate

wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 31 Aug 14:31 next collapse

This is how you make unstable elementary political partycles like trivumerons.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 31 Aug 14:32 next collapse

I thoroughly support this initiative

Inucune@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 15:54 next collapse

Wouldn’t this just end up with a cloud of Overton particles?

HowAbt2day@futurology.today on 31 Aug 18:24 collapse

A smattering of fucktrino and douchtrons, with an ensuing Asshole where not even shit escapes.

Jode@midwest.social on 31 Aug 15:57 next collapse

Connecting the horse shoe

SARGE@startrek.website on 31 Aug 16:14 next collapse

Do iiiiiiiiiit.

Let’s do it.

Let’s fucking do it.

I think we should do it.

cornshark@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 16:26 next collapse

Is this how you make centrists?

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 31 Aug 16:55 next collapse

That doesn’t explain their backward movement.

wewbull@feddit.uk on 31 Aug 19:59 next collapse

The centre would need to be somewhere between them for this to work. Insanely Capitalist merged with a bit more moderate capitalist… The best you can hope for is toxic goo.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social on 31 Aug 22:26 collapse

No, it's just fun to watch them annihilate.

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 31 Aug 16:28 next collapse

This would create the Antipresident

not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world on 01 Sep 02:09 collapse

Another one?

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world on 31 Aug 16:40 next collapse

isn’t this how they proved the ‘True Scotsman’ exists?

halvar@lemy.lol on 31 Aug 21:13 next collapse

something tells me american politivs would be much better if this really was the case

smeenz@lemmy.nz on 31 Aug 22:59 next collapse

Joking aside, if you had enough energy to accelerate the mass of a human body to near light speed, the resulting collision would destroy the planet… as opposed to their political beliefs and corruption destroying the planet.

Gustephan@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 07:59 collapse

I still vote we do it. Guaranteed Nature publication for whoever figures out the infrastructure required to pull it off

m532@lemmygrad.ml on 01 Sep 09:48 next collapse

We noticed a symmetric pattern

avidamoeba@lemmy.ca on 01 Sep 11:59 next collapse

An entirely theoretical experiment since in reality they rarey collide. 😄

salty_chief@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 01:35 collapse

Weirdly enough that is how Trump was made.