The Purge
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 23 Jun 20:44
https://mander.xyz/post/32684314

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latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 23 Jun 20:52 next collapse

This would have been a useful upgrade during Uni…

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world on 23 Jun 21:45 collapse

Purge the booze, keep the snacks. Yeah that’s handy.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world on 23 Jun 22:13 collapse

Other way around.

death_to_carrots@feddit.org on 23 Jun 22:24 collapse

Booze the purge, snack the keeps?

AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Jun 22:31 collapse

No no no

Snack the keeps, booze the purge

That’s what they meant

Stovetop@lemmy.world on 23 Jun 22:40 collapse

I thought they were implying “Purge the keep, snack the booze.”

ralakus@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 03:39 collapse

Maybe it could’ve been “Yeah the booze. Purge the snacks. Keep that’s handy”

Chee_Koala@lemmy.world on 23 Jun 21:08 next collapse

Now that’s classy

DarkCloud@lemmy.world on 23 Jun 21:51 next collapse

They’re filter feeders? Like whales, but the teeth are in the neck?

Kowowow@lemmy.ca on 23 Jun 22:41 next collapse

An odd dragon

CityPop@lemmy.today on 23 Jun 22:51 next collapse

So do they just have no gut acid? How quickly does that regenerate if you’re giving your stomach a seawater oral enema every time you eat.

cenzorrll@lemmy.ca on 23 Jun 23:19 next collapse

Well, our stomachs are not at full acid all the time, only when we eat. I imagine it’s pretty similar.

Ledericas@lemm.ee on 25 Jun 06:43 collapse

turtles, because of the jellyfish they eat have very thick eosophagus lining, i assume thier stomaches are equally touch.

wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Jun 23:06 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/1fac4078-ea40-458c-a528-5d397e557259.webp">

ViperActual@sh.itjust.works on 24 Jun 05:51 next collapse
toynbee@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 14:23 collapse

Your username could be interpreted as analogous to their digestive system.

Geodad@lemmy.world on 23 Jun 23:09 next collapse

And plastic bags keep them from being able to vomit out the water.

Lenins_Sabocat@lemmygrad.ml on 23 Jun 23:30 next collapse

😭

TachyonTele@piefed.social on 24 Jun 00:00 next collapse

Isn't nature beautiful

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 12:41 next collapse

Yeah, but think of the CEOs! What would happen if they didn’t buy a new supercar each year at least?

Geodad@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 15:14 collapse

Aww, shit. I’ve been using the same ALDI bags for years now. I guess they’ll have to cut back on their avocado toast. 🤷‍♂️

syreus@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 18:30 collapse

They generally expel the water out the nostrils so drinking straws love to get lodged in their noses. Then they slowly die of starvation. Isn’t life beautiful?

Fleur_@aussie.zone on 24 Jun 00:48 next collapse

Wouldn’t a reverse filter mix things together

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 24 Jun 00:54 collapse

I think a reverse filter would only let large particles through while retaining the ones to small to pass through it.

thelasttoot@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 04:53 next collapse

That’s still just a filter. A filter is something that separates and divides a mixed group into specific categories. So a reverse filter would be the opposite of that. Something that takes separate groups and mixes them together.

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 06:56 collapse

Something that takes separate groups and mixes them together.

I’ve got a system like that, you can mix together things from any group you want: fruits and vegetables, proteins, grains, you name it. Unfortunately the end product isn’t what I’d describe as desirable.

Midnitte@beehaw.org on 24 Jun 10:44 collapse

So size exclusion chromatography

someguy3@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 01:50 next collapse

Reverse filter is a strainer or sieve.

thelasttoot@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 04:49 collapse

Strainers and sieves are filters. A filter is a filter. A reverse filter is still a filter. Direction doesn’t make a difference because direction is subjective.

someguy3@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 11:50 collapse

Direction matters in what you keep. A filter you keep the water. A strainer/sieve you keep the contents. Direction does matter, that’s why the comic has to specify reverse filter. But it’s a poor choice of words because reverse means it’s a strainer/sieve.

Cort@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 07:05 collapse

Well, unless you used the strainer/sieve to get and keep fine cake flour (the water in your analogy) from coarse flour (the contents).

Or like in the way they use sieves to sort gravel. They keep all of it.

My point is, direction is relative.

someguy3@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 09:02 collapse

Oh using multiple accounts then?

The one here is water and contents. Like water filter, you keep the water. Or pasta strainer, you keep the pasta. Hell even the comic says reverse filter. You’re trying to ignore common day parlance. Ciao.

Cort@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 18:19 collapse

Oh using multiple accounts then?

Nope, multiple people disagree with you.

Or pasta strainer, you keep the pasta.

You’re also supposed to keep some of the water to thicken the sauce typically

You’re trying to ignore common day parlance.

And you’re ignoring the gravel sieve example where everything is kept, because it’s inconvenient for your argument.

someguy3@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 18:44 collapse

You said “My point” not “Their point”.

This comic is water and its contents. Anyway, you’re being weird (b b but some water is kept!) and weirdly confrontational about this so ciao.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 02:37 next collapse

Wouldn’t check valve be more accurate?

psud@aussie.zone on 24 Jun 03:34 collapse

It only stops solids above a certain size, so a filter is more accurate. Check valves generally stop everything or all of a class of things, the turtle passes all liquid and some solids

Our heart valves are check valves

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 04:28 collapse

A class of things = large solid objects like jellyfish and food?

psud@aussie.zone on 24 Jun 04:33 collapse

Maybe, I’m no linguist or expert. Small jellyfish will go out with the water

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 04:45 collapse

I mean you’re right. The idea is filtration by size exclusion but only in one direction.

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 03:03 next collapse

So if they can’t swallow something do they just die

Hule@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 12:09 collapse

Don’t we all?

FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works on 24 Jun 03:16 next collapse

That must feel so good

finitebanjo@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 03:29 next collapse

Unfortunately if can also lodge inedibles in their throat such as plastic wrap.

feinstruktur@lemmy.ml on 24 Jun 04:08 next collapse

Sspine doesn’t make sense here at all. I assume OP meant esophagus/ gullet.

Hexarei@programming.dev on 24 Jun 05:45 next collapse

Seems like they meant spines to me? As in those little spikey spines pointing backwards down the esophagus?

Dave@lemmy.nz on 24 Jun 06:30 collapse

It says spines, rather than spine. The esophagus is covered in spines (think like the spines on a porcupine, not a backbone).

Crankenstein@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 07:07 collapse

Those “spines” are called papillae, for anyone wanting specifics.

feinstruktur@lemmy.ml on 25 Jun 05:20 collapse

Thanks to all for the English lesson! I’ve learned something.

Crankenstein@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 06:16 collapse

More a biology lesson. It’s the scientific word for the appendage. Human’s — I believe all mammals as well — have them lining our lower intestines. They help us absorb nutrients by increasing surface area.

The word itself, papillae, just means “a small, rounded part which protrudes from an organ/ nipple” from Latin.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 06:00 next collapse

Imagine if human digestion worked this way. Next to every drinking fountain would be a purge trough.

peetabix@sh.itjust.works on 25 Jun 06:31 collapse

I bet theres still always carrots in it.