We need a larger one. Yes, for the last time. Pleeeeeeeeeease!
from Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de to science_memes@mander.xyz on 17 Jun 16:26
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neidu2@feddit.nl on 17 Jun 17:08 next collapse

Just get it over with and start building an equatorial particle collider already.

OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml on 17 Jun 17:16 next collapse

Unironical support

Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jun 17:25 next collapse

Can we get a collider between moon an earth? I know, a lot of particles out there, but if we isolate it?

Routhinator@startrek.website on 18 Jun 01:15 collapse

We currently can’t block enough radiation to make space travel safe for humans in long term situations unless we are blessed with the calmest of space weather based on some recent news about the long term effects on the kidneys in the conditions of space travel (source, I believe the research still needs to be corroborated phys.org/…/2024-06-astronauts-kidneys-survive-rou… )

We’re still not at the Star Trek radiation screen level, unfortunately. So I’m not confident we can isolate this well enough. Earths magnetic field and atmosphere do a lot of work for us, and we still cannot replicate their function well enough to make it safe for humans long term. And this is a project that was put underground because it was more sensitive than humans.

onion@feddit.de on 18 Jun 08:19 collapse

I think we could easily shield this, it would just be stupendously expensive to bring all that lead up there

webghost0101@sopuli.xyz on 18 Jun 08:36 collapse

Put one of them magnet floating trains on top please.

The equator express.

uis@lemm.ee on 18 Jun 14:32 collapse

How about refular trains?

RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 17 Jun 17:24 next collapse

… around the sun.

neidu2@feddit.nl on 17 Jun 17:58 collapse

Free power as well. I see no downside to this.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee on 17 Jun 22:46 next collapse

Accidentally accelerates the whole mass of the sun in a fragile ring of superheated plasma at ridiculous speeds.

mindbleach@sh.itjust.works on 18 Jun 00:28 collapse
uis@lemm.ee on 18 Jun 14:33 collapse

Capitalism. Privatization of Sun.

Socsa@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jun 17:56 next collapse

Orbital particle collider or bust

pelya@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 18:54 collapse

That’s what the asteroid belt is for!

DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net on 17 Jun 22:28 next collapse

A gaggle of particle physicists standing in a circle chanting “RING! WORLD! RING! WORLD!”

neidu2@feddit.nl on 17 Jun 23:56 collapse

Surely the collective noun for a group of particle physicists has to be A Theory.

Asidonhopo@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 04:52 next collapse

Honest question could this be feasible with a few dozen satellites positioned above the Van Allen Belts to accelerate particles, and just letting the particles raw dog the solar wind and ride around Earth’s gravity well between each acceleration satellite? Cause that would be badass

lurker2718@lemmings.world on 18 Jun 16:46 collapse

No, to orbit the earth at an height of let’s say 1000 km you would need a speed of around 7km/s. If you go faster, you don’t follow an circular orbit. Wirh around 11km/s you would be so fast to leave the gravity well of earth. The particles in those colliders are almost moving at the speed of light. To be exact, they move only 3.1m/s slower than the speed of light, so almost 300000km/s. They would fly almost straight and would be barely influenced by the gravity well.

Asidonhopo@lemmy.world on 19 Jun 02:39 collapse

Ok, so a huge circular tube it is then

KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 17:19 next collapse

Just put it in orbit! Let’s commit and put a ring on this planet!

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 12:59 collapse

Skip that. Put it in orbit and make it double as a solar collector array and beam the extra energy back down.

breakcore@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jun 17:14 next collapse

The two first are the same?

Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jun 17:23 collapse

Ops, I meant the Proton Syncrotron.

Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net on 17 Jun 17:24 next collapse

Decades of colliding hardons and what do we have to show for it

Omegamint@hexbear.net on 17 Jun 17:43 next collapse

The hardons haven’t been colliding fast enough. Sorry boys, I don’t make the rules

reaper_cushions@hexbear.net on 17 Jun 19:09 next collapse

Just the Higgs boson, which is exactly what the LHC was originally built for. But other than the intended results, it’s been basically useless!

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jun 21:00 collapse

But other than the intended results, it’s been basically useless!

Tbf, there are quite a few big experiments that have been done and will be done with the LHC, not just the Higgs boson search.

Nachorella@lemmy.sdf.org on 17 Jun 19:47 next collapse

it was about the hardons we collided along the way

Adkml@hexbear.net on 17 Jun 19:58 collapse

Confirmation of the principles they built the thing to demonstrate.

Every time so far.

This isn’t far off from some dipshit saying the place program was a waste of resources.

CommunistBear@hexbear.net on 17 Jun 20:39 collapse

I think they were making a hardon joke more than questioning scientific research

Adkml@hexbear.net on 17 Jun 20:42 collapse

I need to remind myself people here aren’t as dumb (or dumber depending on how much you like the hardon joke) as you average internet user and maybe lower my defense a couple notches.

MotoAsh@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 17:15 next collapse

The last time? aaaahahahaa… no. There are several phenomenon that require energy levels that only stellar objects can throw off. They’ll be asking for bigger colliders even when they’re dedicated space stations firing what would be equivalent to weapons of mass destruction at each other.

Unless scientists can figure everything out just by observing space, there will always be a demand for a bigger collider. Since scientists like to control variables and don’t like waiting for random events that they then almost have to reverse-engineer to explain (without most all of the sensitive detectors built in to these colliders), there will always be a demand.

Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jun 17:26 next collapse

I said 10y, but yes it will need a lot more colliders.

breadsmasher@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 19:36 collapse

“We just want to smash two little planets together at 99% speed of light!”

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 21:43 collapse

I’m inclined to let them. I wanna see that,

Posadas@hexbear.net on 17 Jun 17:31 next collapse

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FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io on 17 Jun 17:43 next collapse

Orbital collider when?

liam070@sopuli.xyz on 17 Jun 18:45 collapse

Maybe that’s the real Kardashev scale…

BoxedFenders@hexbear.net on 17 Jun 18:18 next collapse

When I see massive and highly technical projects like this I wonder where they find enough skilled labor to build it. Just look at the immense complexity of this and they have to build miles and miles of it underground. I’m imagining that all of the construction workers have PhDs in physics or some shit. Or am I overestimating the demands here?

porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml on 17 Jun 21:47 collapse

Overestimating it a little, the construction workers just need to be good. But there are indeed literally thousands of PhDs working on it for decades, from all over the world.

GravitySpoiled@lemmy.ml on 17 Jun 18:46 next collapse

Saturn is one step ahead of us

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AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 16:47 collapse

They’ll be gone in another 15 million to 400 million years.

Dagamant@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 17:22 next collapse

I can probably look this up but how does size effect the result in these things?

Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jun 19:18 next collapse

More size = more speed and more particles colliding = more bang = more data = for example possibility for dark matter and/or heavier particles to be found.

cynar@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 18:20 collapse

The limiting factor is the bend. The subatomic particles want to go in a straight line. A magnetic field is used to bend the beam around into a circle. The faster the particles are moving however, the more energy is needed to bend them. A larger circle has less bend. This lets you get your particles faster.

Since E^2 = M^2 C^4 + P^2 C^2 (the full form is E=MC^2 ). If you can force the particle to stop rapidly, then you can force the energy from momentum into mass. This is done by hitting 2 beams into each other. The faster the beams, the more energy is available to convert to mass.

Most of the time, this creates a lot of mundane particles. However, ever so often it creates something interesting. They rapidly decay into mundane particles, but the shower they create tells us a lot about them. The catch is that all the energy needs to be present at once. You can’t use more particles, you need to make them move faster.

As for why. The more particles we have to study, the more we can figure out about the underlying rules. We have a number of theories. They all agree at lower energy levels, but disagree at higher energy levels. By knowing which is correct, we can pry deeper into the workings of reality.

Dagamant@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 19:03 next collapse

Thanks!

LesserAbe@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 22:04 collapse

Thanks! I’m personally in favor of doing things for knowledge’s sake. That said, what is the stated practical benefit when some government body is writing a check?

cynar@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 22:47 collapse

There’s a story, though I’m not 100% sure on how true it was. Queen victoria did a royal visit to the new lab overseen by Michael Faraday. She asked him what use this new “electricity” was? His response was along the lines of "mam, we’re not completely sure, that’s why we are researching it.

As for actual uses. It could give us the theoretical key to room temperature super conductors. It could give us a foundation for exotic space drives. It could help crack new forms of fusion reaction.

Ultimately, it’s a foundational block. What gets built on there is hard to predict. By comparison, GPS is not an obvious extension of relativity. However, without an understanding of relativity, GPS would basically be useless. It would drift km/day

CobblerScholar@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 18:26 next collapse

Why does a larger loop mean better results?

Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jun 19:20 collapse

More size = more speed and more particles colliding = more bang = more data = for example possibility for dark matter and/or heavier particles to be found.

pudcollar@hexbear.net on 17 Jun 19:24 next collapse

What’s the new one for?

catch22@startrek.website on 17 Jun 19:41 next collapse

For smashing things

Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jun 19:51 next collapse

More particles. MOOOOOREEEE!

Alawami@lemmy.ml on 18 Jun 01:13 collapse

AI particles & AI physics 🤡

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone on 17 Jun 22:44 next collapse

Is we even sure Geneva hasn’t already been overrun by the Combine?

uis@lemm.ee on 18 Jun 14:33 collapse

No, that would be Bulgaria

mindbleach@sh.itjust.works on 18 Jun 00:38 next collapse

It’ll still be called the Future Circular Collider when it’s shut down after forty years of service. You gotta commit to a scale in the proposal, like the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope.

Klear@sh.itjust.works on 18 Jun 08:54 next collapse
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Jun 13:01 collapse

Chucky McParticleface

mindbleach@sh.itjust.works on 18 Jun 14:17 collapse

Lead engineer, Dr. Slab Bulkhead.

uis@lemm.ee on 18 Jun 14:31 next collapse

I like how it went from second to third picture. Borders? Who needs borders?

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 21:33 next collapse

Of course they need a bigger one. They haven’t spontaneously created a world-ending black hole yet.

(Actually? They should build one looping around the meridians. Maybe build a turret at each pole. You know. In case aliens show up. )

pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com on 18 Jun 15:14 next collapse

My understanding based on watching too many science communicators videos on YouTube is that such tiny black holes would evaporate quickly before causing harm that humans could appreciate. However, this would provide experimental evidence of Hawkings theory.

marcos@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 02:30 collapse

Unironically, getting to watch short-lived black holes explode could be really, really useful.

But no, the larger one on the picture isn’t anything near big enough for that.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 02:42 collapse

Didn’t stop some fearmongering from the last one that went operational.

“The new supercollider could cause BlAcK hOLeS; ExPeRtS SaY!!!1!1!1!1!2!?3!!4!!!”

Honestly, I would love a slow-mo guys style video of a bunch of nerdsvery professional researchers smashing microsingularities into random fruit targets.

I assume it would be fairly boring without some massive magnification… but ya know….

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 16:43 next collapse

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pigup@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 15:31 collapse

Fr no solid theoretical basis, just trust me bro

Glowstick@lemmy.world on 17 Jun 17:21 next collapse

10 years? Hahahahahaha, sure

Etterra@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 07:51 next collapse

Just wait until the day somebody makes one that’s a full 1 AU in radius.

mcz@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 08:53 next collapse

Just one more collider bro I swear just this one and we’ll fix the standard model bro just one more I swear

iAvicenna@lemmy.world on 18 Jun 09:39 next collapse

Larger Hadron Collider

nintendiator@feddit.cl on 20 Jun 02:37 collapse

Honest question: why is a larger collider even needed? Just make the particles run more loops around your track.