Bugs are the tits
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 05 Jun 22:36
https://mander.xyz/post/31483144

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cybervseas@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 22:49 next collapse

Bees can bite …?

protist@mander.xyz on 05 Jun 23:03 collapse

Same for scorpions, wasps, and ants

blackbrook@mander.xyz on 05 Jun 23:22 collapse

Don’t ants bite with their mandibles?

EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee on 06 Jun 00:04 next collapse

Some also have stingers

protist@mander.xyz on 06 Jun 00:04 collapse

Yes, but you’ll barely feel that. They sting with their stingers, which are so small you typically won’t even feel it at first. If you watch them sting up close, some of them will grab onto you with their mandibles and furiously sting you with their stinger repeatedly. Ants evolved directly from wasps and are basically wingless wasps, which is why they’re such dicks

PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works on 05 Jun 22:54 next collapse

No mention of the bastard Horse Fly that chewed me up while I was strimming yesterday. I reckon the only ones I like less than the Horse Fly are the flea and the tick, and the last only because they’re disease-ridden little nightmares. That said, I’ve never been bitten by a bedbug or stung by a scorpion, so they may well be bastards too

watson387@sopuli.xyz on 06 Jun 00:20 next collapse

Definitely. Horse flies SUCK. Painful little bastards.

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz on 06 Jun 04:40 collapse

Horse Flys give you some nasty welts. Bed Bugs give you PTSD.

PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works on 06 Jun 05:38 collapse

Yeah, I can see the whole “bed not being the safe retreat from the horrors of the waking world” thing being traumatic, I reckon I’d probably just burn the whole lot and start again

entwine413@lemm.ee on 05 Jun 22:55 next collapse

Don’t bedbugs typically bite in groups of 3s?

Also, dermatitis should be on there since it’s often confused with bug bites.

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 05 Jun 23:26 collapse

This looks like AI generated nonsense so…

loomy@lemy.lol on 05 Jun 23:30 next collapse

had scorpion sting ; can confirm this accuracy.

edit: it was more indented tho.

webghost0101@sopuli.xyz on 05 Jun 23:45 next collapse

Isnt a spider usually 2 marks?

remon@ani.social on 06 Jun 08:13 collapse

No.

Only exception are very large mygalomorphs (tarantulas & co.).

lnxtx@feddit.nl on 05 Jun 23:50 next collapse

*not to scale

tdawg@lemmy.world on 06 Jun 00:12 next collapse

This should really be marked nsfw

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 06 Jun 00:13 next collapse

Good call. 🫡

arin@lemmy.world on 06 Jun 08:10 collapse

This is important basically first-aid. Fucking hate prudes

shalafi@lemmy.world on 06 Jun 00:16 next collapse

Got nailed by a wasp today for the first time in 20-years! I ignore them, they ignore me, no hassle. Even had a small nest over my front door last year that I left alone.

Fuckers started building under an outside table, right at knee height, all but touched the nest. I ain’t mad. I slaughtered them all and showed their aborted children to my kids as a science lesson. “EEWWW DAD!!!”

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz on 06 Jun 08:36 next collapse

NSFW because of the scawwwy bugs ?

psud@aussie.zone on 06 Jun 09:14 next collapse

“spider” as if there’s only one sort. Presumably likewise scorpion.

Is a black widow bite comparable to a redback bite (very painful, unlikely to kill an adult)?

remon@ani.social on 06 Jun 15:36 next collapse

Is a black widow bite comparable to a redback bite (very painful, unlikely to kill an adult)?

Those are very comparable as redbacks are black widows :)

ebolapie@lemmy.world on 06 Jun 15:40 collapse

They are quite similar, to the point that redbacks are sometimes called “Australian black widows” over here

OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca on 06 Jun 10:23 collapse

I hate that they call it “insect bites” when several of those are stings, not bites (bee, wasp, scorpion, some ants).

Also spiders, ticks and scorpions aren’t insects either!

Sidhean@lemmy.world on 06 Jun 14:27 collapse

Can I get a vibe check on “Bug Wound”? “Bug wound” feels a bit more inclusive.

I think the last non-mosquito bug wound I got was from a cicada i was moving out of my kitchen. it tried drinking my blood?? like sap?? it hurt but it was cute. it didn’t wanna leave after, either.

ebolapie@lemmy.world on 06 Jun 15:34 collapse

Ah, but if we’re splitting hairs then we must consider that none of the wee beasties in the image are true bugs.