It'S Not A Coincidence
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 09 Apr 19:47
https://mander.xyz/post/27886126

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AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net on 09 Apr 20:10 next collapse

marxist banking parasites?

HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 20:28 collapse

I think the poster left out their intended ((()))

Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 09 Apr 20:33 next collapse

Say this and then when evil parents bring in their kids give them gender affirmation and gay affirmation

itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml on 09 Apr 20:36 next collapse

Troll level 1000. Tricking conservatives into paying you to take Ivermectin.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 05:34 collapse

Or they buy ivermectin and poison their queer relatives with it

wewbull@feddit.uk on 10 Apr 11:19 collapse

You’d have to try really hard to poison someone with ivermectin. It’s extremely common in some parts of the world.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 10 Apr 16:29 next collapse

Giving someone a medication without their knowledge is dangerous and a poisoning attempt, period, no matter how harmless you consider it.

wewbull@feddit.uk on 11 Apr 19:17 collapse

Legally, totally agreed.

…but if you were so inclined to want to cause someone harm through poisoning, you’d have chosen really badly if you chose ivermectin.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 10 Apr 22:06 collapse

I know a guy who put magic mushrooms in his family’s coffee maker.

After a month of hallucinations, his mom checked herself into a psych ward for two weeks.

Guy thought it was really funny when he told her what he did, after she got back.

Guy is now homeless (unemployed 26 yo was living with his parents.)

wewbull@feddit.uk on 11 Apr 19:13 collapse

Good story, but I question the relevance.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 11 Apr 19:42 collapse

Wyvern mentioned that medicating someone without their knowledge is bad.

So I provided an example of that, taken up a notch.

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 20:38 next collapse

Can I change my user name? Apparently there is some kind of fire sale on doctorates, and they’re just giving them away. I’d like to be Dr_Chemical_Cutthroat.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 05:33 collapse

What did you get your doctorate in

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 06:18 collapse

Unwelcome opinions.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 06:27 collapse

well i didn’t want to hear that

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 10 Apr 16:30 collapse

Dang, he’s good

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 20:39 next collapse

What’s a Marxist banker?

perishthethought@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 20:46 next collapse

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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 22:48 collapse

Okay, you know that’s not what I meant, but admittedly, that’s hilarious. Take your upvote and GTFO.

piccolo@sh.itjust.works on 09 Apr 21:06 next collapse

A banker that handles our money?

KeenFlame@feddit.nu on 09 Apr 21:36 next collapse

It’s like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 06:09 collapse

Yeah, that would be so weird, like a US president selling cars from the Whitehouse.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 22:46 collapse

What constitutes “our money” in a moneyless society?

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca on 09 Apr 22:52 next collapse

Vibes, for the most part.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 23:23 collapse

Wouldn’t someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 10 Apr 11:27 collapse

Wait, doesn’t everyone maintain their own wank-bank?

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 14:32 collapse

No, that’s just what us plebs have to do.

Those with the means typically hire someone for that particular service, a wank bank swank skank, if you will.

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 11 Apr 00:29 collapse

Under communism, the wank bank swank skanks may choose to use their experience to help maintain hyper-local community wank banks!

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 01:46 collapse

Wow, that’s a really important service to the community. How do we thank wank bank swank skank ranks for their contribution?

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 11 Apr 11:16 collapse

Spanks!

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 14:32 collapse

Yep, this is it. You perfected it. You win.

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 12:20 next collapse

The currency that the moneyless society uses to exchange goods with other societies that do have money?

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 14:24 collapse

Good answer. Thank you. I hadn’t considered a global economy with that kind of asymmetry. How would that work?

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 18:20 collapse

Tang.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 18:59 collapse

Isn’t that just a gold standard but with a beverage powder instead?

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 20:12 collapse

That’s one way to interpret it, yes.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 20:55 collapse

What’s another way?

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:03 collapse

Ribaldly.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:35 collapse

You’re just being glib in the sense of having the gift of the gab?

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 11 Apr 00:32 collapse

Pussy. He means pussy.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 01:40 collapse

I’m laughing at my naivety now. Thank you. That makes so much more sense.

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 11 Apr 01:45 collapse

NBD. It’s basically always about pussy. Unless it’s dick. Or other sensitive areas. Basically people are gross and are always looking to find validation with others that their grossness is a shared trait.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 01:52 collapse

That explains so much about the world.

azi@mander.xyz on 09 Apr 21:40 next collapse

A dogwhistle for “the Jews”

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 22:44 next collapse

Damn, that got dark quickly. Thanks for curing my deafness.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 21:44 collapse

That’s why they speak like that. That’s one of their more blatant, but the goal is always to have plausible deniability. And as an added perk when they use some of their less well known dogwhistles they get to call antifascists crazy.

meeeeetch@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 11:13 collapse

Dog whistle? Or fog horn?

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 14:43 next collapse

Admittedly, I didn’t hear it, but I’m glad I learned to listen for it here. These are some dark times.

militaryintelligence@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:19 collapse

Globalist also means jew

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 10 Apr 16:18 collapse

The thing about dog whistles is they’re foghorns to dogs but not humans.

Did the original response call out his blatant anti-semitic message? No, because they didn’t know about it.

markovs_gun@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 10:06 next collapse

99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It’s just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it’s an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 14:40 collapse

I think you’re right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I’ll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.

GraniteM@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 13:02 collapse

Also keep an eye out for people complaining about “globalists” and “coastal elites” because you’ll find that the majority of the time, that means Jews.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 12 Apr 15:55 collapse

Ugh. That’s extra nasty because it tries to subvert class consciousness by deflecting it into culture war.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 21:16 next collapse

What nazis say to refer to Saul down the street who works as an electrician. Well all Jewish people really, but they aren’t excluding the tradesfolk

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 10 Apr 22:03 collapse

‘Marxist banking parasites.’

That’s a new one, time to update the bingo cards.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:32 collapse

No kidding. What’s next? Anarcho-fascist?

podperson@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 22:39 next collapse

Is that Dr Ted Cruz, the real human doctor?

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 09 Apr 23:16 next collapse

If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer

pineapplelover@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 00:26 next collapse

Marxist banking parasites

Bit of an oxymoron innit?

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online on 10 Apr 01:23 next collapse

With the war on Palestine, it’s a bit difficult to be more openly anti Semitic…

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 11:22 collapse

Not so much, just occasionally interleave your antisemitic nonsense with support for Israel, and smearing all critic of Israel as antisemites.

Thordros@hexbear.net on 10 Apr 01:53 next collapse

They’ve had to update their language to reflect modern times, since (((Judeo-Bolshevik))) doesn’t quite fly under the radar anymore.

frezik@midwest.social on 10 Apr 14:55 collapse

They mean Jews, but they say it that way for enlightened centrists who don’t know how that phrase is contradictory on its face.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 10 Apr 16:24 collapse

It isn’t actually contradictory (as an actual socialist would structure a bank instead of what Nazis mean by it), but it is a reference to the Nazi dogwhistle Cultural Bolshevism that has been spread by people like Jordan Peterson, fascist philosopher, under the incredibly well hidden rebrand of Cultural Marxism

frezik@midwest.social on 10 Apr 16:34 collapse

It’s contradictory to imply any existing bank is socialist. Many branches are ultimately reaching for a moneyless society, anyway, so even a socialist bank would be transitionary.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 10 Apr 16:43 collapse

Okay.

What nation has achieved communism and is no longer in even a transitionary state?

frezik@midwest.social on 10 Apr 16:45 collapse

None, this is all theory. It can still be a contradiction on paper.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 10 Apr 17:51 collapse

It can be, and it is the way they use it, but it doesn’t have to be

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works on 10 Apr 01:02 next collapse

I thought this was satire and I was wrong

blog.mygotodoc.com/…/the-philosopher-king-vs-the-…

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works on 10 Apr 04:24 next collapse

Wow. That is one long-winded whack job.

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 09:41 next collapse

You know it’s a thoroughly written important article when you see typos like this:

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crozilla@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 15:57 collapse

Ah, sh!t, I clicked and gave him traffic. 🤦‍♂️

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works on 11 Apr 12:17 collapse

You have upset the balance of the universe, it must be restored. Go back and write a comment that is so crazy it might open people’s eyes, but not so obviously a psyop that it gets removed.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone on 10 Apr 01:20 next collapse

Actually the parasites make you obsessed with cats.

T156@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 07:53 collapse

You can’t just call the cat a parasite.

NickwithaC@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 11:33 collapse

You absolutely can. They kill for amusement.

Hestia@hexbear.net on 10 Apr 01:37 next collapse

Holy shit, Ivermectin really is a cure all. It cures covid, gayness, transness, and erectile dysfunction!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 05:33 next collapse

I dunno vampire parasites vs the philosopher king? What kinda powers do these vampires have because if its just glitter I’m team ivermectin on this one

RandomVideos@programming.dev on 10 Apr 12:05 next collapse

Oh no! The Marxist parasites got to me!

Dragonstaff@leminal.space on 10 Apr 17:31 collapse

If a Marxist parasite is the reason I can suck a golf ball through a garden house then I’ll choose it over some MAGA quack seven days a week.

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 10 Apr 12:15 next collapse

the woke mind virus is literal now?

Fedizen@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 15:24 collapse

Its the woke intestinal parasite now

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 10 Apr 15:36 collapse

don’t let them fool you, it’s all projection from RFK Jr.'s brainworm

ICastFist@programming.dev on 10 Apr 12:27 next collapse

“The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own”. You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?

Fedizen@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 16:39 collapse

You ever wonder why all these “public bathrooms” are “same sex only”?

ameancow@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:13 collapse

Every REAL MAN knows that going to the bathroom is totally gay, it’s a place where men go and pull out their dicks and handle them, sometimes right in front of each other and they listen to each other’s body functions.

Real men will go pee in the parking lot to assert dominance, trust me, this is how you do it.

Fedizen@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 07:40 collapse

REAL men piss their pants because it maximizes PHEREMONES or something.

ZeroHora@lemmy.ml on 10 Apr 13:31 next collapse

Marxist banking parasites…

Agent641@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 13:57 next collapse

Just say the 3 letter word, my guy

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 14:08 collapse

He would instead like to say the K-slur.

frezik@midwest.social on 10 Apr 14:46 collapse

“Socialism is when banks charge you a $25 overdraft fee and rearrange transactions to force the most overdrafts” - Carl Farx

Dragonstaff@leminal.space on 10 Apr 17:29 collapse

(((Carl Farx)))

Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 14:50 next collapse

Marxist banking parasites

Because for some reason, he’s afraid to say “Jew bankers”.

easily3667@lemmus.org on 10 Apr 14:59 next collapse

Some people still have a semblance of cognitive dissonance where in their heads (nazi=bad) and (nazi ideas=good). We should give it a name they’ll hate like fascist disphoria.

echodot@feddit.uk on 10 Apr 16:41 next collapse

Can they provide some photos of these bankers? They must be quite something to make MEGA feel confused.

Taalnazi@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 18:01 next collapse

He should’ve said “billionnaire oligarch leeches” like Trump and Elon and then it would actually be correct - Trump and Elon are the fascist problem.

ameancow@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:11 collapse

read that as “jaw breakers” at first and was about to make a really confused reply. I guess that means I’m not actually a nazi if that’s where my head goes.

Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee on 11 Apr 03:18 collapse

As soon as I read your comment I saw it as “jaw breakers”. So yeah, I guess that’s a good thing.

umbrella@lemmy.ml on 10 Apr 15:41 next collapse

this level of delusion is sad as fuck. i hate that we reached the point where plenty of people will believe this.

dalekcaan@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 15:58 next collapse

The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda

I… Is he saying it’s in a pinworm’s best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the “Jewish elite?” The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint???

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 17:24 collapse

I think this guy has been eating lead cereal for breakfast for years.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 18:13 next collapse

Ivermectin: Shit Yourself Straight!

slacktoid@lemmy.ml on 10 Apr 21:55 next collapse

Why the fuck do I bother with learning a marketable skill when the real skill I should be learning is how to scam dumb people.

ameancow@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:09 next collapse

I am really about to throw my morality away and start grifting the FUCK out of these clowns.

5G defense necklaces, vaccine-removal potions, distilled masculinity in a bottle, magnets you shove up your nose to keep trans kids out of your bank account, whatever, you name it. Since we’re about to lose foreign production it’s time to fire up those 3D printers and Etsy accounts.

While I’m being cheeky, I’m also not. The world has changed, the old ways are dying because there is too much opposition to truth and reality. Of fucking COURSE a genetics company is going to produce complete fantasy creatures and call them “Dire Wolves” and you know what? I WOULD TOO, because this is how you survive now, this is the world we’ve become through no fault of our own.

slacktoid@lemmy.ml on 10 Apr 22:34 next collapse

DM me… Let’s start a business… If things gonna be this silly might as well make a silly living

interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml on 11 Apr 01:46 collapse

Hello, we should sell crystals, what shpuld we claim the crystals do? I can make all kind of crystals out of common industrial commodities!

Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 19:34 collapse

Crystals can actually remove bad influences from your life, if you throw them hard enough.

blind3rdeye@lemm.ee on 11 Apr 07:58 collapse

Perhaps this is what Musk means when it says that empathy is bad.

If your goal is to maximise your own personal wealth, then empathy really is a hindrance. But I put to you that maximising money is not a goal worth devoting a lifetime to. And perhaps not scamming dumb people is a valuable way to act regardless.

(This is essentially what motivated the Quakers to push for set prices for goods rather than constant bartering. They believed that dump people should still be able to go to a shop and buy stuff without getting ripped off. I’d say that moral position has made the world a slightly better place.)

Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net on 11 Apr 16:01 next collapse

The Quakers are pretty based, to put it in a term they wouldn’t understand. They also are pacifists and don’t let priests tell them what God actually meant to say.

slacktoid@lemmy.ml on 11 Apr 23:12 collapse

Makes sense… But I need money to survive.

I agree with you in that not scamming people ina valuable way to act. I guess I’m just burnt out and jaded at this point.

[deleted] on 10 Apr 22:10 next collapse

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LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:16 next collapse

That wouldn’t be a “doctorate” of divinity by any chance would it? The one I got in high school cost five bucks.

arc@lemm.ee on 11 Apr 08:00 next collapse

In any sane country assholes like this would instantly lose their medical licence. And if they weren’t doctors to begin with, only pretending to be, they’d end up in prison.

Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip on 11 Apr 11:54 next collapse

The thing that pisses me off about shit like that the MOST is that ivermectin has genuine uses for humans, and really good ones at that - but shit like that gives it a bad light.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 11 Apr 19:37 collapse

I love being pansexual because if someone asks if I am gay, I can honestly say “no” and they leave me the fuck alone.