sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 11 Apr 19:42
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Wyvern mentioned that medicating someone without their knowledge is bad.
So I provided an example of that, taken up a notch.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
on 09 Apr 20:38
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Can I change my user name? Apparently there is some kind of fire sale on doctorates, and they’re just giving them away. I’d like to be Dr_Chemical_Cutthroat.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 10 Apr 05:33
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What did you get your doctorate in
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
on 10 Apr 06:18
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Unwelcome opinions.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 10 Apr 06:27
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well i didn’t want to hear that
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
on 10 Apr 16:30
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Dang, he’s good
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
on 09 Apr 20:39
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What’s a Marxist banker?
perishthethought@lemm.ee
on 09 Apr 20:46
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It’s like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
on 10 Apr 06:09
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Yeah, that would be so weird, like a US president selling cars from the Whitehouse.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
on 09 Apr 22:46
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What constitutes “our money” in a moneyless society?
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
on 09 Apr 22:52
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Vibes, for the most part.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
on 09 Apr 23:23
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Wouldn’t someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?
NBD. It’s basically always about pussy. Unless it’s dick. Or other sensitive areas. Basically people are gross and are always looking to find validation with others that their grossness is a shared trait.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
on 11 Apr 01:52
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
on 09 Apr 22:44
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Damn, that got dark quickly. Thanks for curing my deafness.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world
on 10 Apr 21:44
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That’s why they speak like that. That’s one of their more blatant, but the goal is always to have plausible deniability. And as an added perk when they use some of their less well known dogwhistles they get to call antifascists crazy.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
on 10 Apr 14:43
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Admittedly, I didn’t hear it, but I’m glad I learned to listen for it here. These are some dark times.
militaryintelligence@lemmy.world
on 10 Apr 22:19
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Globalist also means jew
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
on 10 Apr 16:18
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The thing about dog whistles is they’re foghorns to dogs but not humans.
Did the original response call out his blatant anti-semitic message? No, because they didn’t know about it.
markovs_gun@lemmy.world
on 10 Apr 10:06
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99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It’s just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it’s an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
on 10 Apr 14:40
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I think you’re right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I’ll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.
Also keep an eye out for people complaining about “globalists” and “coastal elites” because you’ll find that the majority of the time, that means Jews.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
on 12 Apr 15:55
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Ugh. That’s extra nasty because it tries to subvert class consciousness by deflecting it into culture war.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world
on 10 Apr 21:16
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What nazis say to refer to Saul down the street who works as an electrician. Well all Jewish people really, but they aren’t excluding the tradesfolk
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 10 Apr 22:03
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‘Marxist banking parasites.’
That’s a new one, time to update the bingo cards.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
on 10 Apr 22:32
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They mean Jews, but they say it that way for enlightened centrists who don’t know how that phrase is contradictory on its face.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
on 10 Apr 16:24
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It isn’t actually contradictory (as an actual socialist would structure a bank instead of what Nazis mean by it), but it is a reference to the Nazi dogwhistle Cultural Bolshevism that has been spread by people like Jordan Peterson, fascist philosopher, under the incredibly well hidden rebrand of Cultural Marxism
It’s contradictory to imply any existing bank is socialist. Many branches are ultimately reaching for a moneyless society, anyway, so even a socialist bank would be transitionary.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
on 10 Apr 16:43
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Okay.
What nation has achieved communism and is no longer in even a transitionary state?
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
on 11 Apr 12:17
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You have upset the balance of the universe, it must be restored. Go back and write a comment that is so crazy it might open people’s eyes, but not so obviously a psyop that it gets removed.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
on 10 Apr 01:20
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Actually the parasites make you obsessed with cats.
Holy shit, Ivermectin really is a cure all. It cures covid, gayness, transness, and erectile dysfunction!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 10 Apr 05:33
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I dunno vampire parasites vs the philosopher king? What kinda powers do these vampires have because if its just glitter I’m team ivermectin on this one
RandomVideos@programming.dev
on 10 Apr 12:05
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Oh no! The Marxist parasites got to me!
Dragonstaff@leminal.space
on 10 Apr 17:31
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If a Marxist parasite is the reason I can suck a golf ball through a garden house then I’ll choose it over some MAGA quack seven days a week.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 10 Apr 12:15
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ICastFist@programming.dev
on 10 Apr 12:27
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“The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own”. You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?
Every REAL MAN knows that going to the bathroom is totally gay, it’s a place where men go and pull out their dicks and handle them, sometimes right in front of each other and they listen to each other’s body functions.
Real men will go pee in the parking lot to assert dominance, trust me, this is how you do it.
Because for some reason, he’s afraid to say “Jew bankers”.
easily3667@lemmus.org
on 10 Apr 14:59
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Some people still have a semblance of cognitive dissonance where in their heads (nazi=bad) and (nazi ideas=good). We should give it a name they’ll hate like fascist disphoria.
read that as “jaw breakers” at first and was about to make a really confused reply. I guess that means I’m not actually a nazi if that’s where my head goes.
I… Is he saying it’s in a pinworm’s best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the “Jewish elite?” The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint???
I am really about to throw my morality away and start grifting the FUCK out of these clowns.
5G defense necklaces, vaccine-removal potions, distilled masculinity in a bottle, magnets you shove up your nose to keep trans kids out of your bank account, whatever, you name it. Since we’re about to lose foreign production it’s time to fire up those 3D printers and Etsy accounts.
While I’m being cheeky, I’m also not. The world has changed, the old ways are dying because there is too much opposition to truth and reality. Of fucking COURSE a genetics company is going to produce complete fantasy creatures and call them “Dire Wolves” and you know what? I WOULD TOO, because this is how you survive now, this is the world we’ve become through no fault of our own.
Perhaps this is what Musk means when it says that empathy is bad.
If your goal is to maximise your own personal wealth, then empathy really is a hindrance. But I put to you that maximising money is not a goal worth devoting a lifetime to. And perhaps not scamming dumb people is a valuable way to act regardless.
(This is essentially what motivated the Quakers to push for set prices for goods rather than constant bartering. They believed that dump people should still be able to go to a shop and buy stuff without getting ripped off. I’d say that moral position has made the world a slightly better place.)
Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net
on 11 Apr 16:01
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The Quakers are pretty based, to put it in a term they wouldn’t understand. They also are pacifists and don’t let priests tell them what God actually meant to say.
In any sane country assholes like this would instantly lose their medical licence. And if they weren’t doctors to begin with, only pretending to be, they’d end up in prison.
Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip
on 11 Apr 11:54
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The thing that pisses me off about shit like that the MOST is that ivermectin has genuine uses for humans, and really good ones at that - but shit like that gives it a bad light.
threaded - newest
marxist banking parasites?
I think the poster left out their intended ((()))
Say this and then when evil parents bring in their kids give them gender affirmation and gay affirmation
Troll level 1000. Tricking conservatives into paying you to take Ivermectin.
Or they buy ivermectin and poison their queer relatives with it
You’d have to try really hard to poison someone with ivermectin. It’s extremely common in some parts of the world.
Giving someone a medication without their knowledge is dangerous and a poisoning attempt, period, no matter how harmless you consider it.
Legally, totally agreed.
…but if you were so inclined to want to cause someone harm through poisoning, you’d have chosen really badly if you chose ivermectin.
I know a guy who put magic mushrooms in his family’s coffee maker.
After a month of hallucinations, his mom checked herself into a psych ward for two weeks.
Guy thought it was really funny when he told her what he did, after she got back.
Guy is now homeless (unemployed 26 yo was living with his parents.)
Good story, but I question the relevance.
Wyvern mentioned that medicating someone without their knowledge is bad.
So I provided an example of that, taken up a notch.
Can I change my user name? Apparently there is some kind of fire sale on doctorates, and they’re just giving them away. I’d like to be Dr_Chemical_Cutthroat.
What did you get your doctorate in
Unwelcome opinions.
well i didn’t want to hear that
Dang, he’s good
What’s a Marxist banker?
<img alt="" src="https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/4bf2d8cf-648c-405b-ba6e-4756e7a437d6.jpeg">
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Okay, you know that’s not what I meant, but admittedly, that’s hilarious. Take your upvote and GTFO.
A banker that handles our money?
It’s like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom
Yeah, that would be so weird, like a US president selling cars from the Whitehouse.
What constitutes “our money” in a moneyless society?
Vibes, for the most part.
Wouldn’t someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?
Wait, doesn’t everyone maintain their own wank-bank?
No, that’s just what us plebs have to do.
Those with the means typically hire someone for that particular service, a wank bank swank skank, if you will.
Under communism, the wank bank swank skanks may choose to use their experience to help maintain hyper-local community wank banks!
Wow, that’s a really important service to the community. How do we thank wank bank swank skank ranks for their contribution?
Spanks!
Yep, this is it. You perfected it. You win.
The currency that the moneyless society uses to exchange goods with other societies that do have money?
Good answer. Thank you. I hadn’t considered a global economy with that kind of asymmetry. How would that work?
Tang.
Isn’t that just a gold standard but with a beverage powder instead?
That’s one way to interpret it, yes.
What’s another way?
Ribaldly.
You’re just being glib in the sense of having the gift of the gab?
Pussy. He means pussy.
I’m laughing at my naivety now. Thank you. That makes so much more sense.
NBD. It’s basically always about pussy. Unless it’s dick. Or other sensitive areas. Basically people are gross and are always looking to find validation with others that their grossness is a shared trait.
That explains so much about the world.
A dogwhistle for “the Jews”
Damn, that got dark quickly. Thanks for curing my deafness.
That’s why they speak like that. That’s one of their more blatant, but the goal is always to have plausible deniability. And as an added perk when they use some of their less well known dogwhistles they get to call antifascists crazy.
Dog whistle? Or fog horn?
Admittedly, I didn’t hear it, but I’m glad I learned to listen for it here. These are some dark times.
Globalist also means jew
The thing about dog whistles is they’re foghorns to dogs but not humans.
Did the original response call out his blatant anti-semitic message? No, because they didn’t know about it.
99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It’s just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it’s an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.
I think you’re right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I’ll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.
Also keep an eye out for people complaining about “globalists” and “coastal elites” because you’ll find that the majority of the time, that means Jews.
Ugh. That’s extra nasty because it tries to subvert class consciousness by deflecting it into culture war.
What nazis say to refer to Saul down the street who works as an electrician. Well all Jewish people really, but they aren’t excluding the tradesfolk
‘Marxist banking parasites.’
That’s a new one, time to update the bingo cards.
No kidding. What’s next? Anarcho-fascist?
Is that Dr Ted Cruz, the real human doctor?
If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer
Bit of an oxymoron innit?
With the war on Palestine, it’s a bit difficult to be more openly anti Semitic…
Not so much, just occasionally interleave your antisemitic nonsense with support for Israel, and smearing all critic of Israel as antisemites.
They’ve had to update their language to reflect modern times, since (((Judeo-Bolshevik))) doesn’t quite fly under the radar anymore.
They mean Jews, but they say it that way for enlightened centrists who don’t know how that phrase is contradictory on its face.
It isn’t actually contradictory (as an actual socialist would structure a bank instead of what Nazis mean by it), but it is a reference to the Nazi dogwhistle Cultural Bolshevism that has been spread by people like Jordan Peterson, fascist philosopher, under the incredibly well hidden rebrand of Cultural Marxism
It’s contradictory to imply any existing bank is socialist. Many branches are ultimately reaching for a moneyless society, anyway, so even a socialist bank would be transitionary.
Okay.
What nation has achieved communism and is no longer in even a transitionary state?
None, this is all theory. It can still be a contradiction on paper.
It can be, and it is the way they use it, but it doesn’t have to be
I thought this was satire and I was wrong
blog.mygotodoc.com/…/the-philosopher-king-vs-the-…
Wow. That is one long-winded whack job.
You know it’s a thoroughly written important article when you see typos like this:
Ah, sh!t, I clicked and gave him traffic. 🤦♂️
You have upset the balance of the universe, it must be restored. Go back and write a comment that is so crazy it might open people’s eyes, but not so obviously a psyop that it gets removed.
Actually the parasites make you obsessed with cats.
You can’t just call the cat a parasite.
You absolutely can. They kill for amusement.
Holy shit, Ivermectin really is a cure all. It cures covid, gayness, transness, and erectile dysfunction!
I dunno vampire parasites vs the philosopher king? What kinda powers do these vampires have because if its just glitter I’m team ivermectin on this one
Oh no! The Marxist parasites got to me!
If a Marxist parasite is the reason I can suck a golf ball through a garden house then I’ll choose it over some MAGA quack seven days a week.
the woke mind virus is literal now?
Its the woke intestinal parasite now
don’t let them fool you, it’s all projection from RFK Jr.'s brainworm
“The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own”. You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?
You ever wonder why all these “public bathrooms” are “same sex only”?
Every REAL MAN knows that going to the bathroom is totally gay, it’s a place where men go and pull out their dicks and handle them, sometimes right in front of each other and they listen to each other’s body functions.
Real men will go pee in the parking lot to assert dominance, trust me, this is how you do it.
REAL men piss their pants because it maximizes PHEREMONES or something.
Marxist banking parasites…
Just say the 3 letter word, my guy
He would instead like to say the K-slur.
“Socialism is when banks charge you a $25 overdraft fee and rearrange transactions to force the most overdrafts” - Carl Farx
(((Carl Farx)))
Because for some reason, he’s afraid to say “Jew bankers”.
Some people still have a semblance of cognitive dissonance where in their heads (nazi=bad) and (nazi ideas=good). We should give it a name they’ll hate like fascist disphoria.
Can they provide some photos of these bankers? They must be quite something to make MEGA feel confused.
He should’ve said “billionnaire oligarch leeches” like Trump and Elon and then it would actually be correct - Trump and Elon are the fascist problem.
read that as “jaw breakers” at first and was about to make a really confused reply. I guess that means I’m not actually a nazi if that’s where my head goes.
As soon as I read your comment I saw it as “jaw breakers”. So yeah, I guess that’s a good thing.
this level of delusion is sad as fuck. i hate that we reached the point where plenty of people will believe this.
I… Is he saying it’s in a pinworm’s best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the “Jewish elite?” The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint???
I think this guy has been eating lead cereal for breakfast for years.
Ivermectin: Shit Yourself Straight!
Why the fuck do I bother with learning a marketable skill when the real skill I should be learning is how to scam dumb people.
I am really about to throw my morality away and start grifting the FUCK out of these clowns.
5G defense necklaces, vaccine-removal potions, distilled masculinity in a bottle, magnets you shove up your nose to keep trans kids out of your bank account, whatever, you name it. Since we’re about to lose foreign production it’s time to fire up those 3D printers and Etsy accounts.
While I’m being cheeky, I’m also not. The world has changed, the old ways are dying because there is too much opposition to truth and reality. Of fucking COURSE a genetics company is going to produce complete fantasy creatures and call them “Dire Wolves” and you know what? I WOULD TOO, because this is how you survive now, this is the world we’ve become through no fault of our own.
DM me… Let’s start a business… If things gonna be this silly might as well make a silly living
Hello, we should sell crystals, what shpuld we claim the crystals do? I can make all kind of crystals out of common industrial commodities!
Crystals can actually remove bad influences from your life, if you throw them hard enough.
Perhaps this is what Musk means when it says that empathy is bad.
If your goal is to maximise your own personal wealth, then empathy really is a hindrance. But I put to you that maximising money is not a goal worth devoting a lifetime to. And perhaps not scamming dumb people is a valuable way to act regardless.
(This is essentially what motivated the Quakers to push for set prices for goods rather than constant bartering. They believed that dump people should still be able to go to a shop and buy stuff without getting ripped off. I’d say that moral position has made the world a slightly better place.)
The Quakers are pretty based, to put it in a term they wouldn’t understand. They also are pacifists and don’t let priests tell them what God actually meant to say.
Makes sense… But I need money to survive.
I agree with you in that not scamming people ina valuable way to act. I guess I’m just burnt out and jaded at this point.
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That wouldn’t be a “doctorate” of divinity by any chance would it? The one I got in high school cost five bucks.
In any sane country assholes like this would instantly lose their medical licence. And if they weren’t doctors to begin with, only pretending to be, they’d end up in prison.
The thing that pisses me off about shit like that the MOST is that ivermectin has genuine uses for humans, and really good ones at that - but shit like that gives it a bad light.
I love being pansexual because if someone asks if I am gay, I can honestly say “no” and they leave me the fuck alone.