Can you guess, chat?

Can you guess, chat?
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 08 Jul 23:18
https://mander.xyz/post/33649092

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Midnitte@beehaw.org on 08 Jul 23:20 next collapse

You thought the eppendorf pens were fun? Wait till you see their new reward for purchases…

plinky@hexbear.net on 08 Jul 23:36 next collapse

looks like a bottle of ketchup and toothbrush, so: non-newtonian liquid dispenser and portable ultrasound?

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 08 Jul 23:48 next collapse

lemmy.sdf.org/c/theyknew

grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org on 09 Jul 04:11 collapse

TBH, I have a small personal massager I use for my face. Vibrating the sinuses helps make all the mucus and gunk move, like jiggling a ketchup bottle. It helps my sinus headaches.

But yeah, they knew.

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 04:16 collapse

I never even thought how much that could help with clogged sinuses! Oh wow I’ve gotta find one to help that. It’s so painful during allergy season!

SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 09 Jul 06:01 collapse

It helps a ton. Facial massage and neti pots help me survive the worst congestion.

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 23:54 next collapse

Uh… Is in a eppendorf tube…?

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 08 Jul 23:56 next collapse

An XXL Chance with flared head and suction cup base.

match@pawb.social on 09 Jul 01:19 collapse

If it has a cum tube you can still use it as a pipette

nfamwap@feddit.uk on 09 Jul 08:24 collapse

Delete this please

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 Jul 00:11 next collapse

Looks like a graduated cylinder to me on the first one. Second is an odd angle, maybe a selfie stick?

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social on 09 Jul 01:29 collapse

“It is imperative that the graduated cylinder not be damaged”

AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 09 Jul 00:14 next collapse

bad dragon?

name_NULL111653@pawb.social on 09 Jul 00:51 next collapse

Erlenmeyer Flask. Bottom is flared out a bit.

Death_Equity@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 00:52 next collapse

Scout Master Kevin and Uncle Dave.

EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works on 09 Jul 01:13 next collapse

A carafe!

recursive_recursion@piefed.ca on 09 Jul 01:34 next collapse

Clearly it's a potato cannon

xylol@leminal.space on 09 Jul 04:02 collapse

Man I miss my potato launcher now

ephrin@sh.itjust.works on 09 Jul 21:28 collapse

My uncle made one that used compressed air, shot spuds about a quarter mile.

Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com on 09 Jul 02:00 next collapse

Another arm? A stand mixer?

Contramuffin@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 02:15 next collapse

First one looks like a repeater pipette? Not sure about the second one

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works on 09 Jul 02:26 next collapse

Zier@fedia.io on 09 Jul 02:29 next collapse

Clearly the answer is... Jeff Stryker. Duh!

Nikls94@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 03:57 next collapse

I know #2! I have a meat pounder that fits about right!

Edit: it’s for “klopfing” the “schnitzel”. I love schnitzel.

Edit 2: images (sorry about the dirty glass-ceramics) but do you see that bulge at the bottom? Second hand definitely pounds the meat!

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 Jul 04:47 collapse

I have a meat pounder that fits about right!

Now you’re just quoting the porn parody Goldiefucks and the Threesome Bears word for word!

PS: Nice meat pounder, bro 🤜

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 09 Jul 04:56 next collapse

WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net on 09 Jul 07:57 next collapse

The way that first one tapers at the bottom, that’s probably a conical flask.

My first guess for the second image is a burette but I’m not too sure.

frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 Jul 09:28 next collapse

A lawn aerator?

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 09:45 next collapse

“it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo - never your dildo.”

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 21:08 collapse

But where can I get the LEGO pipette.