This is perfect because at first glance you’d think wow that’s a heavy cat, it broke the roof!
In reality though it’s a normal weight cat that has been traveling through space at 40,000mph and rocketed through the atmosphere crashing into the roof. A meowteor…
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
on 09 Oct 17:46
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I have a feline we would be fine.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
on 09 Oct 19:28
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cat ass trophy?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 10 Oct 03:30
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So I have a friend who’s a gastroenterologist. They have animal butt artwork on all the walls it’s so wonderfully dorky. The employee of the month gets the cat ass trophy (it’s more of a plaque) at their desk for the whole month. I say, if your doctor doesn’t have at least that good a sense of humor, you have multiple problems
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
on 09 Oct 16:32
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That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com
on 09 Oct 16:40
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Cats already like heat, but on entering the atmosphere they convert to their liquid form and their heat capacity increases greatly! Since they’re now liquid the impact doesn’t affect them as much either! Cats really are amazing.
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
on 09 Oct 19:30
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Research suggests that cats are already liquid at room temperature, earning the researcher a well deserved Ig Nobel prize.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
on 09 Oct 17:06
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Bullshit, cats can increase their mass at will
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 09 Oct 21:36
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I agree, my source? Every time I try to lift a cat off of my lap or off of a surface they’re not supposed to be on.
AlmightyDoorman@kbin.earth
on 09 Oct 17:14
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I would argue, that the reason why the cat choose this spot is partially because it is the deepest spot, eliminating the uncomfortable slope it would have if it sat 1 meter to the right. Thus there is a causation, the roof shape causes the cat to sit at this spot.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 09 Oct 17:47
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The causation could also be that the cat jumped from below and therefore the lowest point is the easiest to reach
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This is perfect because at first glance you’d think wow that’s a heavy cat, it broke the roof!
In reality though it’s a normal weight cat that has been traveling through space at 40,000mph and rocketed through the atmosphere crashing into the roof. A meowteor…
Ok I’ll see myself out
That would be catastrophic.
I have a feline we would be fine.
cat ass trophy?
So I have a friend who’s a gastroenterologist. They have animal butt artwork on all the walls it’s so wonderfully dorky. The employee of the month gets the cat ass trophy (it’s more of a plaque) at their desk for the whole month. I say, if your doctor doesn’t have at least that good a sense of humor, you have multiple problems
That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.
And a cat could only survive it 8 times.
Cats already like heat, but on entering the atmosphere they convert to their liquid form and their heat capacity increases greatly! Since they’re now liquid the impact doesn’t affect them as much either! Cats really are amazing.
Research suggests that cats are already liquid at room temperature, earning the researcher a well deserved Ig Nobel prize.
improbable.com/ig/winners/?amp=1#ig2017
www.drgoulu.com/…/Rheology-of-cats.pdf
This isn’t even a joke…
One of my favorite Wikipedia articles: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_righting_reflex
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That cat’s still responsible for this some how.
OR IS IT??
Queue the music
Ohohoho is funny because it’s impossible for the cat to be so heavy that it would cause structural damage ohohoho
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Bullshit, cats can increase their mass at will
I agree, my source? Every time I try to lift a cat off of my lap or off of a surface they’re not supposed to be on.
I would argue, that the reason why the cat choose this spot is partially because it is the deepest spot, eliminating the uncomfortable slope it would have if it sat 1 meter to the right. Thus there is a causation, the roof shape causes the cat to sit at this spot.
The causation could also be that the cat jumped from below and therefore the lowest point is the easiest to reach
Or the cat is liquid and fluided towards at the lowest point
It’s a Neutron Cat.
Can I have a few more pixels with that?
I’m pretty sure that roof is corrugated, not correlated.
False, that fatass fuckin cat definitely caused that dent
Caused it by distracting the driver who backed into the post.
The cat is presiding over his achievement.
That’s definitely a dragon in disguise. Looks like a cat to mortal eyes, but weights a helluva lot more.
Garfield needs to go on another diet
There was previously a boulder in that spot, but the cat pushed it off the ledge.
I like the caption for this of “How to spot the poly morphed dragon”
Dense Cat will destroy us all!
He might not have caused it, but he sure is claiming to have.