respect dandelions!
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 28 May 11:06
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Rooskie91@discuss.online on 28 May 11:24 next collapse

Anyone whose ever made dandelion wine knows that they WILL fuck you.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 28 May 11:26 next collapse

But not in a good way.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 28 May 12:13 next collapse

A friend’s dad made this and we stole some as teens.

He wasn’t mad, he knew we learned a lesson.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world on 28 May 15:54 next collapse

I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason my great uncle used to make fortified tomato wine. I wasn’t around for it, but it seems to have exclusively been drunk by his kids, to their great regret. He could always tell by the uncontrollable retching

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de on 28 May 17:28 collapse

What’s the deal with dandelion wine? Is it really strong, or just an intense flavor?

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 28 May 18:35 next collapse

We to drank way too much, got way too drunk, and it had an awful hangover

Dasus@lemmy.world on 29 May 16:07 collapse

Fermenting anything generally results in at most some 15-18%, depending on the yeast you use. I’d say 10-12% is more realistic for homemade wines, but 14-16 isn’t out of the question.

So I don’t know what the deal is specifically with dandelion wine, but usually 10% alc will fuck up a person (and a teen especially) pretty well if chugged and the brewing process usually leads to there being all sorts of things in it (alcohols sugars, not-too-toxic byproducts) so the hangovers you get from home wines are usually… interesting, to say the least.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml on 28 May 13:48 next collapse

What was it like?

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml on 28 May 13:50 collapse

Off-topic but I heard second-hand that smoking camomile hits very hard.

the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world on 28 May 12:08 next collapse

Mettic is just pissed the dandelions think hes lame.

Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz on 28 May 12:11 next collapse

If you stop mulching or pulling out dandelions in the garden, that will soon be the only thing you’re growing

ceenote@lemmy.world on 28 May 12:50 next collapse

My body lawn is a machine that turns non-dandelions into dandelions.

Kowowow@lemmy.ca on 28 May 13:45 next collapse

Depends on how agressive the grass is, we got some kind of tall(over six feet if left alone) cat tail looking grass that hasn’t lost the fight yet after 20 years

Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works on 28 May 15:17 next collapse

Where I live it’s frankly too dry for uniform grass lawns and dandelions will completely take over if left alone. I’d be fine with it if I didn’t find the green jagged leafed plant and milky red stems so fugly, never mind the nice yellow flower.

I’ve been overseeding with white clover and native wildflowers since moving in both of which thrive in the spring choking out dandelions naturally. Puts nitrogen back into the soil too unlike grass.

All I do is aerate now.

Better for the bees in two ways. One, I’m not spraying chemicals and two, dandelions are actually pretty shit tier from a bee perspective.

dumples@midwest.social on 28 May 15:43 next collapse

If you have a dandelion problem I would recommend you mulch / mow the dead dandelions you pull back into your yard. Dandelions are a dynamic accumulator which means they are very good at pulling up vitamins and minerals from the soil which they incorporate into their roots leaves, etc. This means dandelions will contain those minerals when being mulched and mowed back into your yard. If you are having a dandelion problem it likely mean your yard needs one or more of the minerals that they accumulate. So my mowing it back in you will feed your lawn and reduce their appear in the future

Zombie@feddit.uk on 28 May 16:09 collapse

Objection m’Lord!

I present to the court, exhibit A: youtu.be/bpEy-Mpm6AI

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 28 May 12:15 next collapse

I thought dandelions were now recognized as not a great food source for bees

We converted most of our yard into a native wildflower garden and I see a lot of bees these days. We also get fireflies in the summer now.

bluebadoo@lemmy.world on 28 May 16:46 collapse

This! Dandelion pollen does not contain all the amino acids necessary to support native bees. However, because they come up first and bees often become attracted to the first things they feed on, they can actually make bees addicted to them. Because they can’t meet their nutritional requirements with them, they die.

Plant native plants people!

JackbyDev@programming.dev on 28 May 18:13 next collapse

Plant native plants people!

Supposedly they may be native.

midwest.social/comment/17680677

bluebadoo@lemmy.world on 28 May 18:23 next collapse

Thank you, I’ll look into that and consider the impact of it on my beliefs :)

Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 May 11:30 collapse

The source that used brings is based on oral knowledge and communication. Others in that thread point out how that type of knowledge is not sufficient to make a scientific claim, and I would agree with that.

I’d say the jury is still out on whether dandelions are native to NA or not.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 29 May 10:50 collapse

Native where?

bluebadoo@lemmy.world on 29 May 14:27 collapse

Fair point. I’m speaking from a North American perspective, but others have pointed out they may be a native or long naturalized plant.

Ultimately, planting species that are from your local area is better for the native bees of of your area as they are adapted to them.

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 28 May 12:56 next collapse

We planted redflower currant and the bees and bumblebees love the shit out of that. Also much prettier than dandelions. Redflower currant is the plant you want to fuck, dandelion is the one you have a chance with.

marketsnodsbury@lemm.ee on 28 May 14:59 next collapse

Isn’t red flower currant is a type of shrub with berries?

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 28 May 15:54 collapse

A shrubbery?

marketsnodsbury@lemm.ee on 28 May 17:30 collapse

Ni!

Zenith@lemm.ee on 28 May 18:56 collapse

That’s a whole ass bush though, totally different thing

MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 May 05:17 collapse

whole ass-bush

wieson@feddit.org on 28 May 13:25 next collapse

Americans be talking about “non-native” plants on the world wide web

dumples@midwest.social on 28 May 14:36 next collapse

Dandelions are now basically considered native around most of the globe. There is compelling evidence both ethnobotany and genetic that dandelion are native to both Eurasia and North America.

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net on 28 May 14:49 collapse

Wait, what? Expand on this.

dumples@midwest.social on 28 May 15:28 next collapse

The gist from what I have read (mostly from Native American herbalists) is that there is a oral cultural tradition for using dandelion for both food and medicine in North America. These oral traditions have various uses for the plant that likely predate European settlement. The basic concept is that Europeans never considered that a plant that they had in Europe could appear in North America unless they brought it. It was never considered to be native in both places even though the people who used in North America have a long tradition of use back by an oral tradition. However, since this was an oral tradition no one thought to consider it valid since it wasn’t written down. Since this has been suggested there is some genetic studies that back up that concept.

I found most of this information on the Dandelion section in Plants Have So Much to Give Us, All We Have to Do Is Ask: Anishinaabe Botanical Teachings. They have a good description and I have seen it mentioned now in a few other books.

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net on 29 May 00:25 collapse

Interesting but it’s important to remember that Europeans and their plants have been in the Americas for over 500 years now, which is plenty of time for oral traditions to develop. I’m not saying it’s untrue but I’d be curious to see what the genetic evidence says, since that would be a verifiable way to confirm. But in my experience dandelions grow almost exclusively in human developments, so it would be pretty surprising if they were native here.

dumples@midwest.social on 29 May 01:04 collapse

You think that human developments didn’t occur in the Americas before European came in?

Dandelions are a very human centric plant which makes sense that they traveled with humans as they traveled around the globe. This travel could be accidental or brought on purpose like many other different plants.

wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works on 29 May 04:16 collapse

No, they are saying that it would be strange for them to be native here, like how apples are not native here.

They are saying that they would be interested to see the archeological evidence that backs up the oral tradition, because oral tradition is a great way to start your research, but is insufficient as evidence for a scientific claim. Just like how (since we’re talking about European arrivals in the americas) I can say that there’s oral tradition that St. Brendan landed in america in the 6th century. However, since there’s fuck all to support it, that’s not a very convincing claim, but it sure would be interesting if someone discovered archeological evidence for it. The Icelanders claimed to have landed in america for hundreds of years with oral tradition, and few believed them because there was fuck all to support the claim. Then, all of a sudden, they find remnants of viking settlements in Canada, and now its very interesting.

You specifically cited DNA evidence. Then, when someone asked about it, you immediately accused them of European exceptionalism in a ridiculous strawman. So, either your claim can be very interesting, since it’s backed by archeological evidence, or I can treat it with the same amount of credibility as St. Brendan over there in his leather raft.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world on 28 May 16:43 collapse

And to expand on what the other commenter said, considering the logical side of it, those seeds seem very optimized to ride air currents around the entire hemisphere, especially when there’s a storm that can get them very high up.

dumples@midwest.social on 29 May 01:26 collapse

Exactly. They can move very far on wind currents as well as the fact they are useful plants for people. It would be very easy to carry some seeds or an entire plant with you when you move somewhere new. As well as the fact they are small enough to get caught on pant legs, shoes, clothes etc. to hitch a ride

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com on 28 May 15:31 next collapse

there are a ton of less PITA pollinators than dandelions

there is a pollinator 'round here that competes with the dandelion that is very dandelion like but actually houses native butterfly cocoons

so the dandelions get ripped up round here

7bicycles@hexbear.net on 28 May 15:32 next collapse

Kill the lawn cop within yourself

Ledericas@lemm.ee on 29 May 04:57 collapse

you mean milkweed, it has to be native milkweed, otherwise the ornamental ones, usually the tropical ones can do more harm than good.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 28 May 15:38 next collapse

they’re very yummy in teas! I’m actually currently sipping a “s’mores” flavored tea that uses roasted dandelion root, I find it quite nice.

rbos@lemmy.ca on 28 May 18:26 collapse

Dandelion leaves (blanched) are good in salads and pestos.

dihutenosa@lemm.ee on 28 May 15:40 next collapse

I just mowed (parts of) my lawn. Left some clumps of different wildflowers standing, dandelions included.

I’m glad my neighbourhood does not have a Lawn Enforcement Agency.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works on 28 May 15:47 next collapse

In my garden the dandelions turned out to be Sowthistle. Which should be handy if any hungry sows show up on my second-floor apartment balcony.

Ledericas@lemm.ee on 29 May 04:59 collapse

theres alot of dandelion look alike species growing here too.

Deconceptualist@lemm.ee on 28 May 17:00 next collapse

I’m mildly allergic so yeah they will fuck me up.

If I’m in an enclosed space with one (e.g. car) I’ll start a sneezing fit. And I assume if I eat one my mouth will itch or swell (not even gonna attempt it).

ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 28 May 18:47 next collapse

I was in my teens before I discovered that “weed” just meant “plant you don’t want.” There is not really a biological definition of weed. Anything is a weed if you don’t want it there.

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee on 29 May 11:09 collapse

therefore, it is impossible to grow a weed intentionally.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 29 May 01:08 next collapse

guzzles 15 Dandelion Decoctions

MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee on 29 May 05:01 next collapse

Now if only my city would agree with that instead of sending a citation for having an overgrown yard

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee on 29 May 11:10 next collapse

Dandelions are the only plant that spreads using children wishes

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 03 Jun 00:35 collapse

🥰

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee on 03 Jun 00:38 collapse

perfect username ♥️

Jhex@lemmy.world on 29 May 11:31 next collapse

Best gardening definition I have heard:

if it grows and you didn’t want to, it’s a weed

if it doesn’t grow and you wanted it to, it’s a flower

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world on 29 May 12:10 collapse

What are the other two called?

  • If it grows and you wanted it to
  • If it doesn’t grow and you didn’t want it to
spicyspaceelephant@lemm.ee on 29 May 12:27 collapse

A “success” and “not a problem”

Jhex@lemmy.world on 29 May 15:25 collapse

What they said ^

flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 May 11:52 next collapse

I am entirely over ‘blank won’t fuck you’ as a response to shit. It’s cliched and trite and kills a conversation.

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee on 29 May 14:59 next collapse

I challenge the best gardener or botanist to grow weeds.

you think it’s easy, but in practice, it’s impossible

Dasus@lemmy.world on 29 May 16:00 collapse

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You rang?

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee on 30 May 04:41 next collapse

did you try to grow it intentionally?

therefore, it’s not a weed. sorry

[deleted] on 30 May 06:11 collapse

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rapchee@lemmy.world on 30 May 05:17 next collapse

♪ toss a coin to your witcher ♪

twice_hatch@midwest.social on 30 May 05:55 collapse

The other day I saw a rabbit eating dandelions from my yard it was very cute