Star Trek Coffees Launching In May With Several Blends (trekmovie.com)
from ValueSubtracted@startrek.website to startrek@startrek.website on 08 Apr 2024 03:34
https://startrek.website/post/8964949

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Corgana@startrek.website on 08 Apr 2024 03:52 next collapse

Jesus wept

ValueSubtracted@startrek.website on 08 Apr 2024 04:22 collapse

There’s coffee in that cash grab.

Corgana@startrek.website on 08 Apr 2024 12:37 collapse

10/10 should have used that for the post title!

ValueSubtracted@startrek.website on 08 Apr 2024 16:45 collapse

I don’t modify headlines because I have 🖖 in 🖖 teg 🖖 ri 🖖 ty 🖖.

cybervseas@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 2024 03:57 next collapse

What a total miss. Picard needed a tea blend and they should have launched with Janeway’s coffee.

I’m. I. Why??

Blackout@kbin.run on 08 Apr 2024 10:39 next collapse

For real! I want coffee that makes my eyes do this:

clacksee@wandering.shop on 08 Apr 2024 10:47 collapse

@Blackout @cybervseas @ValueSubtracted
I don't know. That expression looks like surprise to me. I'm not sure I want my morning coffee to surprise me.

Teal@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 2024 02:26 collapse

And Tuvix could be a limited availability blend. ☕️

dumbass@lemy.lol on 08 Apr 2024 05:10 next collapse

Captains choice, yet it’s Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.

sirico@feddit.uk on 08 Apr 2024 06:21 next collapse

Just give them money they paid for the picture of the thing you like

dumbass@lemy.lol on 09 Apr 2024 03:22 collapse

But… I don’t like that one…

Fades@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 2024 08:51 collapse

Seriously! What an outrageous decision

The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org on 08 Apr 2024 07:01 next collapse

The redshirt coffee makes you shit immediately

OpenStars@startrek.website on 08 Apr 2024 12:43 collapse

Life is difficult for redshirts. Fortunately not for long though! :-P

Jaccident@startrek.website on 08 Apr 2024 08:09 next collapse

“Coffee. Black.” “Make it yourself!”

FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee on 08 Apr 2024 12:30 collapse

Love that episode. The smartass replicator is often quoted in my family lol

x4740N@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 2024 08:54 next collapse

I don’t get the point of foods amd beverages as merchandise considering you can find a coffee that’s the same that will be cheaper and more avalible

GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org on 08 Apr 2024 09:30 next collapse

$17.99 for a 12 oz bag.

Not crazy expensive for premium coffee (if it is indeed that). But most will probably remain unopened as collector’s items anyway.

Anticorp@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 2024 15:22 collapse

I doubt it is that. It’s probably over-roasted garbage like most “gourmet” coffee.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net on 08 Apr 2024 10:06 collapse

For real. I don’t want X brand coffee in a Spock package.

I want Spock flavored coffee.

veeesix@lemmy.ca on 08 Apr 2024 10:49 next collapse

Here’s to the finest brew in Starfleet.

Stormygeddon@startrek.website on 08 Apr 2024 15:35 next collapse

Scotty, two to beam Bean up.

Anticorp@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 2024 15:23 next collapse

They better offer a rakajino or however that’s spelled.

AlexisFR@jlai.lu on 08 Apr 2024 17:38 next collapse

10Forward is leaking? It’s an elaborate meme, right?

hascat@programming.dev on 08 Apr 2024 17:46 collapse

I bought some of the Star Trek branded wines a few years back. They were unremarkable.

beefcat@beehaw.org on 10 Apr 2024 00:32 collapse

you’re paying for the branded bottle, not the liquid inside.

the irony is that i wanted some of those wines, knowing they weren’t good, but i couldn’t order them because i live in one of the shitty states.