Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy (www.mcsweeneys.net)
from USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website to startrek@startrek.website on 26 Mar 2024 01:02
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mercano@lemmy.world on 26 Mar 2024 02:14 next collapse

The signature at the bottom of the letter makes it all make sense.

Zagorath@aussie.zone on 26 Mar 2024 04:29 next collapse

In the newest QS rankings, we improved by two positions and are now in a three-way tie for sixty-third in the Alpha Quadrant with the Pakled Institute of Technology and Cornell.

Ouch

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net on 26 Mar 2024 05:51 next collapse

Oh man, as someone who’s been interfacing with a lot of university bureaucracy lately, this is so on point it hurts. I feel like you could get a press release from my university and swap in some Star Trek words and it’d be a similar vibe.

MalReynolds@slrpnk.net on 26 Mar 2024 15:21 next collapse

As someone who checks comments to see if it’s worth my time to read the source, thank you for your service. And also as someone who checks primary sources, curse me for caring, I shall look because I commented…

I didn’t.

ArtieShaw@fedia.io on 26 Mar 2024 18:42 collapse

Indeed. Too real.

Stormygeddon@startrek.website on 26 Mar 2024 14:05 next collapse

No worries, many of the students knew Romulan anyway on account of being spies.

zabadoh@ani.social on 26 Mar 2024 19:25 collapse

You’re a Romulan spy too?

Thank goodness, I thought I was the only one!

Nomecks@lemmy.ca on 26 Mar 2024 15:28 collapse

No worries, we all have universal translators anyways!