Skin produce #Spock #StarTrek #meme #humor
from b_rain@troet.cafe to startrek@startrek.website on 25 Dec 2024 08:36
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from b_rain@troet.cafe to startrek@startrek.website on 25 Dec 2024 08:36
https://troet.cafe/users/b_rain/statuses/113712547924967324
Skin produce #Spock #StarTrek @startrek #meme #humor
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Captain this cucumber, has seen things, things no man was meant to see.
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Me in the bread isle
Me in the red light district
“hear that? crisp, but not dry. A soft crumbling when you give it a gentle squeeze, and a barely audible crackling that continues when you leave it be.”
“anyways enough about my genitals, let’s have a look at this loaf of bread”
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As a career produce manager I can confirm that we average about a Spock per minute. Usually elderly, and determined to destroy this year’s crop of peaches from BC.
“It’s like my grand-dad always told me… If ya don’t squeeze the peach in’ta noodles it might not be a real peach. Ya doin’ the next guy a favah…”