BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS) (www.bmwblog.com)
from alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to technology@lemmy.ml on 20 Aug 2024 04:02
https://sh.itjust.works/post/23949618

cross-posted from: sh.itjust.works/post/23949437

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scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech on 20 Aug 2024 04:04 next collapse

I can’t wait until we see people flashing firmwares on BMWs. Although I wish people weren’t giving them money in the first place

golli@lemm.ee on 20 Aug 2024 04:32 next collapse

The issue is that I bet modifying the firmware will have consequences on insurance and liability in case of an accident. Regardless of whether or not one is at fault or not, and that it didn’t have any effect

scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech on 20 Aug 2024 04:37 collapse

we can’t track if you accelerate too quickly away from red lights anymore, so we will be unable to insure you.

Pistcow@lemm.ee on 20 Aug 2024 04:46 collapse

The answer is they are. Its a BMW.

PenguinMage@lemmy.world on 20 Aug 2024 05:28 next collapse

If they do that will their blinkers work?

/s sorry that joke lives in my brain

umbrella@lemmy.ml on 20 Aug 2024 05:49 next collapse

cant wait until we start seeing locked bootloaders and enforced chain of trust bullshit on cars.

under the excuse of safety and liability, of course. how CAN they ensure your safety if they don’t spy on your every move amirite?

Blizzard@lemmy.zip on 20 Aug 2024 05:56 collapse

BMW Re-Vanced

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc on 20 Aug 2024 05:59 collapse

PipedMW

alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works on 20 Aug 2024 04:05 next collapse

Can’t wait to torrent my car

RangerJosie@sffa.community on 20 Aug 2024 07:51 next collapse

Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

BearOfaTime@lemm.ee on 20 Aug 2024 20:39 collapse

You joke, but I have no doubt this will be child’s play for the egg heads on the racing scene.

BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee on 20 Aug 2024 10:49 collapse

You wouldn’t…

RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world on 20 Aug 2024 07:23 next collapse

As someone who owned a 1993, a 2000, and a 2008 BMW in succession, I cannot believe anyone would buy the pieces of crap they have turned into.

I stopped buying them when they started piping in fake engine noise into the cabin and dropped all pretense that the cars would last beyond the lease period (I don’t buy new cars).

It looks like they have gotten much worse.

RangerJosie@sffa.community on 20 Aug 2024 07:50 next collapse

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com on 20 Aug 2024 08:15 next collapse

I’m starting to really hate this timeline. Might be time to pick another door.

fuzzy_feeling@programming.dev on 20 Aug 2024 09:49 collapse

you guys can pick doors?

DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com on 20 Aug 2024 10:05 collapse

I paid a subscription fee for the option

Werbert@lemmy.world on 20 Aug 2024 08:47 next collapse

Bavarian Motor Wankers

BearOfaTime@lemm.ee on 20 Aug 2024 20:38 collapse

🖕BMW