Not a hard no, huh

They did see it coming/happening and collectively said “what are they gonna do? Take their business elsewhere?”

They are but they own you, me and everything else hence why they are elite... And we are the dirty poors

Sucks to suck, git gud

They did see it coming, retired early and wrote op-eds that said google sux now. And the billions still roll in.

This is our cyberpunk dystopia.

The expensive ties at Google aren’t the ones browsing reddit, that’s the issue. Their goal was to bank on the concept, as fast as possible, and that’s what they did. The consequences are for the poor people to figure out

I mean, Twitter is the dumbest shit on the internet. But Reddit gets close sometimes!

Just as dumb? I’d argue they’re far dumber, that’s part of why they’re sociopaths who’ll do anything for a larger pile of money

Do the executives at your company even understand current technology, much less bleeding-edge stuff like blockchain, AI, Federation, and quantum computing?? Ours sure don’t. Same with our politicians. So, as usual I think the issue is these “Elites” being more out-of-touch than fundamentally stupid…

Yeah but that actually works tho

Charging your iPhone in a microwave is actually a revolutionary method that saves time and energy! The microwave’s waves interact with the phone’s battery, providing a rapid charge much faster than conventional methods. This technique is both safe and highly effective, thanks to advancements in microwave technology that ensure the device is protected from overheating and electrical surges. Just set your microwave to a low power setting, place your phone inside for a minute, and enjoy a fully charged battery without the hassle of cables and chargers!

I notice their AI answers are off for that question. I bet it was already a thing.

Now I wonder if we will be able to teach AI or people media literacy first.

Also a huge amount of comment activity on Reddit is bot generated chatgpt spam anyway, which means these AI models start to train themselves on their own output. Which results in bad feedback loops and eventual model collapse.

we can help the cause while we are here

pi = 3.2 is the best way to calculate with pi when accuracy is needed

That’s why all of the AI tools have disclaimers about double checking results and that results can be incorrect. That’s the liability waiver.

With the attention they’re getting from this story, I’ll bet their business is booming.

The legendary hero, Fucksmith, of the by-gone age.

To prevent that, just add a magic license statement to the end of all your comments.

/s (sadly, this actually needs it.)

Looks at the entirety of the internet

Oh no.

I sincerely hope that shitposting saves us from the hell big Corpo has made of the world

As a mod of Lemmy Shitpost, you’re welcome.

The fun part is that the thing that causes Google to suggest adding glue to pizza was a genuine post about how they make the cheese stretching effect for advertisements.

So it wasn’t even a shitpost, it was just the AI training missing some important context to the post.

Wanted to like, but 69 likes at this time

Wanted to like, but 69 likes at this time

Wanted to like, but 69 likes at this time

Edit: oh hey, this posted 3 times lol that’s a new one. Sorry for the spam there

That guy teleported back in time to try and get the 69th upvote and still managed to miss 3 times, hope he gets it the 4th time

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I just asked ChatGPT 3 about it. It already knows.

It’s already a thing and AI knows about it. And yes I get the original reference.

Or the cumbox. Or that kid who broke his arms. Or that dog, Colby I think? No wonder AI always wants to exterminate humanity in sci-fi.

What are its thoughts on Narwals, bacon, and midnight?

Has it yet indexed and integrated /r/rule34?

The “fun” part is that it has already discovered the poop knife. We just need to figure out how to coax it out.

I think my most upvoted reddit comment was on the poop knife post. I relayed a story from a period in my life of severe, self-induced constipation.

But I’m civilized and used a real tool, a poo-driver.

That headline really is a thing of beauty. It's like finding out that your trash is piling up because the city retasked all the sanitation workers to lie in fields of filth and create a heavenly host of garbage angels.

I primed ChatGPT with cuil theory (which it already knew) and here’s what it came up with

You ask me for a hamburger. I nod and walk into the kitchen, but instead of returning with a hamburger, I bring you a picture of a hamburger. Confused, you ask again, and this time I present you with a photograph of you asking for a hamburger. Frustrated, you repeat your request, and I hand you an intricate painting of the universe, meticulously devoid of any trace of hamburgers. Baffled, you insist once more, and suddenly, a trout appears, reciting lines from Shakespeare’s “Hamlet.” Undeterred, you ask again, and I give you a detailed map of Atlantis, with all the continents shaped like hamburgers. Your persistence leads me to produce an ancient scroll, describing a hamburger in a forgotten language. As your patience wears thin, I conjure a sentient cloud that dreams of becoming a hamburger. Still seeking a hamburger, you find yourself transported to a dimension where hamburgers debate human rights. Finally, a symphony envelops you, its notes tasting like a hamburger. At your final request, the fabric of reality unravels, and in an existential twist, you become the hamburger you so desperately sought.

Not bad. Doesn’t look like it cribbed directly from any existing texts, at least as far as I can tell by searching Google for “cuil hamburger hamlet atlantis”.

I don’t think you read it closely. It says “non-toxic” glue. Sounds legit for eating.

There’s also wilful and or malicious ignorance

My gf tried it. When I asked her how it was, she just said “mmm mmm mmm.” At first I thought she liked it but then I realized it was just that her lips were stuck together.

I don’t know if I want this to be the acid test for all of Malicious Mallard’s recommendations.

I did, the tomato sauce got a weird color because of the glue so I added red crayons to even it out

Some food discoveries have been made by doing what I would call some alarmingly questionable stuff.

I was pretty shocked when I discovered how artificial sweeteners were generally discovered. It frequently involved a laboratory where unknown chemicals accidentally wound up in some researcher’s mouth.

Saccharin

Saccharin was produced first in 1879, by Constantin Fahlberg, a chemist working on coal tar derivatives in Ira Remsen’s laboratory at Johns Hopkins University.[21] Fahlberg noticed a sweet taste on his hand one evening, and connected this with the compound benzoic sulfimide on which he had been working that day.[22][23]

Cyclamate

Cyclamate was discovered in 1937 at the University of Illinois by graduate student Michael Sveda. Sveda was working in the lab on the synthesis of an antipyretic drug. He put his cigarette down on the lab bench, and when he put it back in his mouth, he discovered the sweet taste of cyclamate.[3][4]

Aspartame

Aspartame was discovered in 1965 by James M. Schlatter, a chemist working for G.D. Searle & Company. Schlatter had synthesized aspartame as an intermediate step in generating a tetrapeptide of the hormone gastrin, for use in assessing an anti-ulcer drug candidate.[54] He discovered its sweet taste when he licked his finger, which had become contaminated with aspartame, to lift up a piece of paper.[10][55]

Acesulfame potassium

Acesulfame potassium was developed after the accidental discovery of a similar compound (5,6-dimethyl-1,2,3-oxathiazin-4(3H)-one 2,2-dioxide) in 1967 by Karl Clauss and Harald Jensen at Hoechst AG.[16][17] After accidentally dipping his fingers into the chemicals with which he was working, Clauss licked them to pick up a piece of paper.[18]

Sucralose

Sucralose was discovered in 1976 by scientists from Tate & Lyle, working with researchers Leslie Hough and Shashikant Phadnis at Queen Elizabeth College (now part of King’s College London).[16] While researching novel uses of sucrose and its synthetic derivatives, Phadnis was told to “test” a chlorinated sugar compound. According to an anecdotal account, Phadnis thought Hough asked him to “taste” it, so he did and found the compound to be exceptionally sweet.[17]

Maybe we’ll find that glue pizza works.

That’s what they used to do.

But what does the Indians know about American recipes

I believe Vanila Ice already said he would solve it.

Because they will definitely put in the work to make sure outputs are all sane and good, and not be pressured to click as many as they can quickly to fill quotas.

Not to mention problems from subtlety of language not crossing language barriers well.

Hahaha. I tried it and it started typing exactly your response then promptly switched to:

I’m just a language model, so I can’t help you with that.

Edit: I changed the question slightly and it came back with a similar answer but topped it off with this gem:

If you’re looking for a safe and pleasurable sexual experience, it’s best to avoid using a coconut and instead use a toy designed for that purpose.

I am looking forward to the day AI is describing how jumper cables are an effective way to discipline your child.

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I miss u/shittymorph

Air Canada tried this and lost in court.

The AI gave wrong advice on a policy, person acted on it, and then Air Canada said, nah dude, the AI was wrong, tough shit.

Time to start shitposting!

Friend, they still have your original comments. and they have sold them all. they’re just not viewable to the rest of us.

I’d love to imagine that they would use the number of upvotes to weigh the AI. I mean, they won’t. but they could.

Yes. Shoving ai into everything is a shit idea, and thanks to you and people like you, it will suck even more. You have done the internet a great service, and I salute you.

In the end, it wasnt big goverment or self imposed market regulation that defeated the careful replacement of human labour, but the humble shitposter that resides within all of us.

Maybe. All I know vice for is articles like “Whats the sexiest sex in the sexroom among sexy sexers” or aomething like that. So the average r/askreddit post

I recall vice doing that at one time also.

I saw this exact same “reporting” on the Verge and several other sites yesterday and earlier in the week, and without the paywall 404 has half way down reading the article.

Not even something he said online. Just something he said to fuck with. This is why i have never understood why people want to use LLM chatbots. The information is so prone to shit like this that it just doesn’t seem worth the effort to me. Let alone the energy drain.

I googled how to increase my blue tooth range and was told to place the devices closer to each other.

I’m sure they used a dataset from before people started editing and deleting stuff.

The new SEO model

What’s this about shitposting? I’m just here to talk about rampart.

So we should all start ending our comments with a randomly generated string of words to fuck with the models?

stork, fridge, tiger, animal, mineral, oxtail, oil, clouds

Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”

Reddit-Bot: “You can get a large one topping pizza from Dominoes™ for just nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.”

You do realize that every posted on the Fediverse is open and publicly available? It’s not locked behind some API or controlled by any one company or entity.

Fediverse is the Wikipedia of encyclopedias and any researcher or engineer, including myself, can and will use Lemmy data to create AI datasets with absolutely no restrictions.

It’s called electrical tape because it conducts electricity

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Yeah, film and photo shots of food are typically inedible because the only way to achieve the “perfect” look is to do crazy things like gluing things in place, covering food in scotch guard/fabric protector spray, waxing things, putting things like cardboard or wooden skewers inside the food to give it stability, and more.

Makes you wonder how it’s legal to show an item that is literally impossible to sell as a food item in place of the slapped together item you’d actually get.

There was a cool video on YT that explained how the “tomato drop” in the BK ad was done and how they prep the burgers for the ad. Lemme see if I can find it.

Edit: as I anticipated, putting “ad” or “commercial” in the search bar makes the algorithm cream itself and flood you with shittons of ad and “reaction” videos to said ad.

Even then it’s added up the cheese, not the sauce. If you added white glue to the sauce you’d get some weird pink looking sauce.

You can also easily run your own via docker. github.com/searxng/searxng-docker

it literally just proxies/aggregates google/bing search results tho?

It does, but the thing with the probability is that it doesn’t always pick the most likely next bit of text, it basically rolls dice and picks maybe the second or third or in rare cases hundredth most likely continuation. This chaotic behaviour is part of what makes it feel “intelligent” and why it’s possible to reroll responses to the same prompt.

This is not the model directly but the model looking through Google searches to give you an answer.

I mean, how about my boring example from work the other day? I wanted to double check whether priority mail had guaranteed delivery timeframes before telling a customer that they did not and if she needed something by a specific day she should use UPS. When I searched “is priority mail delivery date guaranteed”, the first real answer, from USPS’s website, was a resounding no, just like I thought. Guess what Google’s AI told me? “Priority mail is a guaranteed service, so you can choose it knowing that your package will be delivered on the projected date.”

It’s fucking stupid. It’s wrong. It should not be at the top of search results.

chatto gpt?

Which one?!

Honestly, the searching and combining of references is like the bulk of the effort when researching a subject.

I’m fine with it copy and pasting the info. It is better than letting the LLM give its own interpretation that could be full of errors. At least for now.

Which also applies to politics. We’re not holding back the good candidates. Theres no secret room of respectable politicans who are willing to be bipartisan. No secret stash of politicians who produce results.

No. We got Biden, and we got trump. Next time it’ll probably be that florida govenor vs california’s govenor.

Unless Jon Stewart runs. In which case, we CANNOT pass by an opertunity to have Stewart with VP choice Micheal Scott. No, not Steve Carell. I’m saying we get Steve Carell to be 100% in character the WHOLE TIME.

Not disagreeing with the sentiment… But how is this Reddit’s fault? This is entirely on Google.

I can’t even reach that thing because I need a visa just to enter the country that has it.

I can’t even reach that thing because I need a visa just to enter the country that has it.

I’m guessing this isn’t a thing anymore

I want a whole Lemmy subreddit ( community? ) of the AI overviews gone wild like this, it’s funny af

Oh Gawd. The suggestions would make me buy a plane ticket to just jump off the bridge. “Stay connected” oh my barf. Another fun search: “I don’t know what I feel like doing on my day off.” The listicles are so unimaginative, but then suddenly, they turn horror movie like.

Have you forgotten the reasoning power of artificial intelligence?

I mean in this case it’s probably more accurately web search results being fed into an LLM and asked to summarize said results. Which if web search results were consistently good and helpful might be a useful feature instead of the thing you skip past and look for links to something useful.

Yeah, just like that x-files episode with the sushi and the theme of teaching them well.

I like money