No JS, No CSS, No HTML: online "clubs" celebrate plainer websites
from Pro@programming.dev to technology@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 19:52
https://programming.dev/post/32876044

The revived No JS Club celebrates websites that don’t use Javascript, the powerful but sometimes overused code that’s been bloating the web and crashing tabs since 1995. The No CSS Club goes a step further and forbids even a scrap of styling beyond the browser defaults. And there is even the No HTML Club, where you’re not even allowed to use HTML. Plain text websites!

The modern web is the pure incarnation of evil. When Satan has a 1v1 with his manager, he confers with the modern web. If Satan is Sauron, then the modern web is Melkor [1]. Every horror that you can imagine is because of the modern web. Modern web is not an existential risk (X-risk), but is an astronomic suffering risk (S-risk) [2]. It is the duty of each and every man, woman, and child to revolt against it. If you’re not working on returning civilization to ooga-booga, you’re a bad person.

A compromise with the clubs is called for. A hypertext brutalism that uses the raw materials of the web to functional, honest ends while allowing web technologies to support clarity, legibility and accessibility. Compare this notion to the web brutalism of recent times, which started off in similar vein but soon became a self-subverting aesthetic: sites using 2.4MB frameworks to add text-shadow: 40px 40px 0px hotpink to 400kb Helvetica webfonts that were already on your computer.

I also like the idea of implementing “hypotext” as an inversion of hypertext. This would somehow avoid the failure modes of extending the structure of text by failing in other ways that are more fun. But I’m in two minds about whether that would be just a toy (e.g. references banished to metadata, i.e. footnotes are the hypertext) or something more conceptual that uses references to collapse the structure of text rather than extend it (e.g. links are includes and going near them spaghettifies your brain). The term is already in use in a structuralist sense, which is to say there are 2 million words of French I have to read first if I want to get away with any of this.

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LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Jun 19:56 next collapse

Might be more accessible than gopherholes and gemini gems(?)

IllNess@infosec.pub on 25 Jun 20:05 next collapse

Looks good on Lynx.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org on 25 Jun 20:25 next collapse

And links.

mesamunefire@piefed.social on 25 Jun 21:37 collapse

!links2@lemmy.sdf.org

LodeMike@lemmy.today on 25 Jun 20:20 next collapse

I wish web browsers had markdown support. At least for basics like links, headers, bold, etc.

axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe on 25 Jun 20:28 next collapse

we got static site generators tho

LodeMike@lemmy.today on 25 Jun 20:29 next collapse

But having a markdown link is epic and based.

cygnus@lemmy.ca on 25 Jun 21:08 next collapse

That’s almost worse. I don’t want to install 5000 NPM packages to generate 2 basic-ass pages.

The_Decryptor@aussie.zone on 27 Jun 02:09 collapse

Use Zola or Hugo then

mesamunefire@piefed.social on 25 Jun 21:29 collapse

Plus markdown is kinda loosy goosy when it comes to the "standard". Sites like Github and wikipedia have slightly different specs. And each site has a different scheme to hook into it.

Its much easier to set up static site generators or hook into something that can translate. But maybe that will change.

I personally would like other languages in the browser. Native python the browser would be nice for example.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 Jun 22:51 next collapse

You want to do what Gemini did. Take Markdown, add some specific features to make up for some blind spots in the original, formalize it, and give your version a specific name.

jjjalljs@ttrpg.network on 26 Jun 00:15 collapse

A world there python ran in the browser instead of javacript would probably be a whole lot better.

Ledivin@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 20:34 collapse

I think everyone can agree the no-html club is insane. Why not just a reduced version, so you can actually do stuff like links?

LodeMike@lemmy.today on 25 Jun 20:36 next collapse

everyone

I am someone and I don’t agree. You can say the same thing about no JS folks.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 Jun 23:00 collapse

JS does a lot of crap that didn’t need doing in the first place. It can be used in a way that improves performance and user experience, but what’s out there is so far from that.

HTML could maybe be replaced by a specific form of Markdown (one with a real spec), but meh, whatever. Gemini did that, but its limitations are a little too much.

mesamunefire@piefed.social on 25 Jun 20:49 collapse

I think because in 10 or so years, there might be a new standard that breaks the site again. Or makes it unusable.

TXT walkthroughs are still used for a reason. Its much harder to break txt files over decades.

All that is assuming someone still wants to read your txt but that is besides the point.

Ledivin@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 21:07 next collapse

Anyone using basic HTML elements from the first HTML spec would still be supported in 99+% of cases today. HTML has added lots, and removed very, very, very little.

mesamunefire@piefed.social on 25 Jun 21:16 next collapse

Frames still break on some sites. center is still being joked about. Once in a while you still see plaintext on some very old sites.

And as a dev of over 20 years, I can say for a fact that deprecations will occur. And its all code cruft for modern browsers to navigate. Its easier to let them die. And in 10+ years the txt docs will still work. Mostly. Maybe. :D Unicode emojis make it even more confusing to the conversion.

https://www.w3docs.com/learn-html/deprecated-html-tags.html

If they are useful, people will still use them. We can have both. Modern Browsers that are closer to full scale OSes AND tiny little txt sites that give users info on the given topic.

axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe on 25 Jun 22:22 collapse

even if the website uses deprecated elements, it wont really break. modern browsers will still have compatibility with the old ass tags

mesamunefire@piefed.social on 25 Jun 22:29 collapse

blink and center dont work on most modern sites. iframes in particular break now. Give it another 10 years. Hell React will break if you dont keep up with the updates every 6ish months. Or so it feels.

We can have both. Sites that marvel and little txt sites.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 22:31 collapse

Blink tag! Blink tag! Blink tag!

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 Jun 22:54 collapse

Was never part of the standard.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 23:16 collapse

It was a part of the zeitgeist!

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 18:40 collapse

This. Text files are great for so many reasons! Hard to construct something malicious, too, so pretty great for uploads.

Absaroka@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 20:22 next collapse

I do wonder if we’re going to see some websites popping up that kind of hit the reset button on social media and go back to smaller communities of folks with something in common.

I kind of miss the days of actually having online conversations with folks you know are real people (not bots), that aren’t trying to be an influencer, or get famous, or some how many money off your interactions.

mesamunefire@piefed.social on 25 Jun 21:01 next collapse

That would be nice.

meejle@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 21:12 next collapse

I think it’ll happen, but I don’t think it’s happening yet.

The unease is already there (“the internet used to be a place”/“why isn’t the internet fun any more?” sentiments and #OldWeb #SlowWeb hashtags), but I don’t think people are ready to do anything about it.

I’m only one guy, with a small internet following, but I recently had a go at launching a small “Gaymers” webring (well, a simplified version of one). I promoted it on my socials, I laid out why I think it’s a good idea, I paid to “Blaze” it on Tumblr – I even emailed some like-minded creators directly.

I rewrote the webpage multiple times, to try to make it more persuasive and more concise. I added a contact form in case people felt uncomfortable emailing me. I loosened the rules to allow commercial websites, as long as they were still independent. I worked hard on the widget and incorporated feedback (made it respect prefers-reduced-motion and made a static version for sites where animation would feel out of place).

I got some good feedback; lots of people said it was interesting, and a good idea. But literally no one joined or expressed any interest in joining. 🤷‍♂️

I’m going to have one more go at promoting it next time I’ve got money to spare, but I’ll most likely end up quietly deleting it along with any evidence it existed, because a webring of one is fucking embarrassing. 💀

I guess if you build it, they will not necessarily come lmao

TerHu@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Jun 21:20 next collapse

i love the idea of hosting sites as part of a ring, but i don’t love the idea of having to add my full name and address in the about section, which i’d be legally required to do… i think that’s part of the issue for some people at least.

mesamunefire@piefed.social on 25 Jun 21:35 collapse

Where are you seeing that? I only see email address.

Jesus_666@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 00:23 collapse

“Legally required”, so they’re seeing it in the local laws. Some countries require websites to disclose who operates them.

For example, in Germany, websites are subject to the DDG (Digitale-Dienste-Gesetz, “digital services law”). Under this law they are subject to the same disclosure requirements as print media. At a minimum, this includes the full name, address, and email address. Websites updated operated by companies or for certain purposes can need much more stuff in there.

Your website must have a complete imprint that can easily and obviously be reached from any part of the website and is explicitly called “imprint”.

These rules are meaningless to someone hosting a website in Kenya, Australia, or Canada. But if you run a website in Germany you’d better familiarize yourself with them.

TerHu@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Jun 12:29 collapse

this^ thanks for explaining it so well :D

mesamunefire@piefed.social on 25 Jun 21:26 next collapse

You may have more luck with neocities and their sites. Lots of webrings around there and a lot of people having fun.

MagicShel@lemmy.zip on 25 Jun 22:46 next collapse

I’ve been thinking about something like this but I’m not gay or really much of a gamer any more, so… different webrings I guess.

jjjalljs@ttrpg.network on 26 Jun 00:11 collapse

I love this idea. Do you mind if I promote it with some queer folks I know?

Myself I’m pretty straight and don’t have a website, but maybe one day.

meejle@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 03:52 collapse

I’d love it if you did that! Thanks!

Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 21:18 next collapse

Is there any way to go back to running these things on an old Dell in the corner of a bedroom next to a fire extinguisher?

That’s when we have truly won

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 22:30 collapse

There is indeed

blah3166@piefed.social on 26 Jun 05:34 next collapse

Check out the gemini protocol: https://geminiprotocol.net/

It kinda fills that niche of the "old web".

ICastFist@programming.dev on 26 Jun 11:44 collapse

The main downside is that you need a specific browser, or an extension for your average browser, to load gemini sites.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 26 Jun 16:52 collapse

And they purposely hobbled certain things people want, like inline links and images. Some clients will do it anyway, but it’s against the collective wishes of the developers.

If I wanted to track people on Gemini, I could totally do it. It’d just be in a more server-to-server way than how its evolved on HTTP (pixel trackers and such).

lIlIllIlIIIllIlIlII@lemmy.zip on 27 Jun 00:25 collapse

I know some some communities using WhatsApp. Too difficult to get in. I miss the old days of irc and small php forums.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org on 25 Jun 20:24 next collapse

motherfuckingwebsite.com

axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe on 25 Jun 20:27 collapse

bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com

Aatube@kbin.melroy.org on 25 Jun 20:38 next collapse

I wonder why that person doesn't just change the browser defaults.

hedge_lord@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 05:24 collapse

thebestmotherfucking.website

Opisek@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 11:18 next collapse

I love the internet.

vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 26 Jun 20:45 collapse
Aatube@kbin.melroy.org on 25 Jun 20:33 next collapse

https://files.catbox.moe/pl2xk8.ogg

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 20:57 next collapse

JavaScript, AJAX, and modern web frameworks have pushed us away from displaying information in a pure and clean way. We need to go back to a better time!

Looks at no-HTML websites

Shit, we’ve gone back too far!

b_tr3e@feddit.org on 25 Jun 21:14 collapse

CSS on the other hand is quite essential to separate layout from content. Which is a good thing, so I can’t really think of a reason for a “no-CSS” rule. Specifically if you can use inline styles as well but in a way more messy way.

garretble@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 21:55 next collapse

CSS is useful but also the devil.

SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 22:16 collapse

CSS is mostly evil when you have to center elements in the page.

garretble@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 22:18 next collapse

text-align: center

or

margin: auto

or

grid

or

flexbox

It’s really not that hard now.

Bilaketari@reddthat.com on 25 Jun 22:43 collapse

What if I still have to support IE6?

garretble@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 22:46 next collapse

Then quit your job and get one that doesn’t need to worry about stuff Microsoft doesn’t support anymore.

tomenzgg@midwest.social on 25 Jun 23:28 collapse

I made a promise, Mr. garretble: a promise. “Don’t you make me use any other browser,” said my nan; and I don’t mean to. I don’t mean to.

She’s still using Windows XP.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 Jun 22:48 next collapse

Someone will thank you for your service. Not me, but someone.

dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works on 25 Jun 23:39 next collapse

Then your life choices should be of more concern then centering a div.

victorz@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 07:18 collapse

then

Edit: to be clear, it should be “than”.

dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works on 26 Jun 12:44 collapse

How many different languages do you speak?

victorz@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 16:54 collapse

Two fluently, and maybe a tenth each of two more, why?

dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works on 26 Jun 17:54 collapse

Because then you know that it isn’t easy to keep on top of it all the time.

I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t just point at my mistake but say what would be right and why. If you know, that is.

victorz@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 20:02 collapse

Alright man, I didn’t mean for it to hit so hard. I’m just trying to help. I assumed you were English-speaking because they are honestly the ones to most often make that kind of mistake. 😄 Sorry if I offended you.

Anyway, I edited my first comment there, before you replied last. So the correct thing is there now. 👍 (It should be “than”.)

Love ya. 😙

dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works on 27 Jun 12:09 collapse

Nah it’s fine. Just got brutally dumped so I was too sensitive :D

but still, thanks for apologizing :)

Love ya 2 😘

victorz@lemmy.world on 27 Jun 22:33 collapse

Aw, dang. That’s not fun. It doesn’t help now, but time will heal. Take care, friend. ❤️

Matriks404@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 11:05 next collapse

I got you covered:

position: absolute;
left: 50%;
transform: translateX(-50%);
JustARaccoon@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 11:53 collapse

In a position relative parent

Gumbyyy@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 15:56 collapse

Don’t

Zexks@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 05:26 collapse

Learn flex forget pixels and screen measurements.

jaybone@lemmy.zip on 26 Jun 00:12 next collapse

Separating layout from content is good. CSS is a really bad way to do it.

victorz@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 16:55 collapse

Do you have an example of a good way to do it?

howrar@lemmy.ca on 26 Jun 07:53 next collapse

I think the idea is that you keep the layout as simple as possible such that you don’t need any code for it, css or otherwise.

JackbyDev@programming.dev on 26 Jun 10:03 next collapse

Separate you layout from content so hard that you have no opinions about the layout.

b_tr3e@feddit.org on 26 Jun 14:51 collapse

Oh, come on. You really want some at least readable output. Things like image borders, consistently positioned images/diagrams, line breaks and page borders. Some whitespace and indentations, too. You just can’t read a couple of pages full of unformatted raw text without massive eye fatigue. I’m all for dumping JS and excessive frameworks, I’d prefer well-formed XHTML over any of that clients-side scripted crap, but totally rejecting CSS is pointless zealotry.

JackbyDev@programming.dev on 26 Jun 15:49 next collapse

Why do you think I’m advocating for getting rid of CSS and not being silly?

b_tr3e@feddit.org on 26 Jun 16:58 collapse

I don’t think. You can’t prove I do! Leave me alone. You’re one of them! I knew it all the time.

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 16:35 next collapse

HTML but no-CSS has defaults though.

Can you read books

b_tr3e@feddit.org on 26 Jun 16:56 collapse

Yes , I can read books. I even read one or two of the 1200 around me. Those with the fuckpics and some of the funnier ones, like “Phänomenologie des Geistes” by Hegel. I wouldn’t have if they had been layouted using browser standards.

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 18:41 collapse

They’re not standards, it’s just default styles, which you can change.

b_tr3e@feddit.org on 26 Jun 20:44 collapse

That’s not even convincing pedantery. Nobody would assune that a browser’s standard style might be an RFC, IETF- or in any way official standard,

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 21:35 collapse

I meant it’s not standardised across browsers, so it doesn’t really matter if you change them within certain bounds. You can certainly set up something akin to some basic nice typesetting, get your default margins, padding, fonts, bg color sorted. They’re all reset in basically all websites anyway.

b_tr3e@feddit.org on 26 Jun 22:07 collapse

Yes. I think we’re missing each other pinpointing details while meaning the same. Every browser has it’s defaut or “standard” style, nowadays even adapting to the system theme and trying to guess if to use day or night settings etc. Nevertheless it won’t break lines in a reasonable way, won’t deal with footnotes in an acceptable way and either break the layout of pure text pages or the layout of illustrated pages. HTML5 makes these specific things somewhat better as it allows realtively advanced document structure but nevertheless, a few lines of CSS to reflect at least the prinipial character of the document are unlikely to hurt anyone in a worse way than a one-style-fits-all layout for everything will hurt tha vast majority.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 26 Jun 16:47 next collapse

Some people haven’t lived through the time when HTML layout was done through nested tables, and it shows.

zloubida@sh.itjust.works on 26 Jun 19:38 collapse

In a perfect world, these would be decided not server-side, but client-side by choices made by the browser users.

But our world is not perfect.

sik0fewl@lemmy.ca on 26 Jun 12:52 collapse

I know that’s what CSS is supposed to do, but I’m not sure many people use it that way.

AmidFuror@fedia.io on 25 Jun 21:01 next collapse

I am in the "whistling into the phone handset on a dialup connection is the purest form of online communication" club.

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca on 26 Jun 04:30 collapse

Butterflies.

sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works on 25 Jun 21:13 next collapse

I love this.

I thought I was being “bare-bones” when I remade my website with PHP & XML (no framework or database). What would they think about a python app that delivers plaintext or html? Is that still kosher for the no-js gang? Or does it have to be static files?

mesamunefire@piefed.social on 25 Jun 21:32 next collapse

Dunno. Give it a shot and see how it goes!

Personally I would just set nginx + translator that would push the site into different formats if I wanted it long term. Just dump the resultant files, set up a website.cool/xxx.txt and push it out there.

sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works on 25 Jun 21:43 collapse

I see they have a SFW requirement. And while my site is currently SFW, I won’t guarantee that it will remain so.

Still, it’s at least making me consider cutting out all the zurb-foundation stuff, since that’s the only JS I have, and the site is simple enough that it doesn’t really need it.

jaybone@lemmy.zip on 26 Jun 00:26 collapse

I’d be down with the no-html crowd if they made one exception to allow anchor tags. A web without links sounds not so usable.

owl@infosec.pub on 25 Jun 21:35 next collapse

no http club, who is joining?

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works on 26 Jun 01:05 next collapse

Pretty much have. If it’s not https, I stay away.

martinb@lemmy.sdf.org on 26 Jun 04:37 next collapse

Gopher it 😂

owl@infosec.pub on 27 Jun 06:07 collapse

True

zloubida@sh.itjust.works on 26 Jun 06:38 collapse

I did using Gemini (the protocol, not Google’s thing) and Gopher.

owl@infosec.pub on 27 Jun 06:07 collapse

Didn’t know about Gemini (the protocol, not Google’s thing)

[deleted] on 25 Jun 21:46 next collapse

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Olap@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 21:47 next collapse

Gemini protocol is fab btw. Come join the tildeverse

HubertManne@piefed.social on 25 Jun 22:00 next collapse

I always loved text stuff. The old rogue games were awesome.

harsh3466@lemmy.ml on 25 Jun 22:39 next collapse

BBSes are back!

confusedpuppy@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Jun 22:58 next collapse

Maybe it’s something sightly outside no js/ccs/html but I am curious if there are any super minimal social media sites.

I want to do something locally within my town and it would be nice to host something simple and tiny with my raspberry pi as the server.

I’m assuming bulletin boards are quite minimal in comparison to other types of social media but I’ve never been a fan of how they handle previous replies with those boxed quotes.

I’ve also been nostalgic for irc lately. Everything on the internet these days has become overwhelming. Over the past 1.5 years I’ve been turning to simplicity and it’s a craving I that’s hard to ignore.

Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 23:25 next collapse

Just earlier I was reading about this website hosted on solar power and the extremes they went through to get the website to be simple so very little data is transmitted to save precious watts.

The website solar.lowtechmagazine.com/…/the-solar-website/

RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works on 26 Jun 04:51 next collapse

This is genuinely inspiring to me, may be my new ADHD hobby for the next couple of weeks.

Teppichbrand@feddit.org on 26 Jun 08:35 collapse

I just talked to a friend a couple days ago, we’ll take a weekend off, do a hackaton to rebuild our sites in this style. Dithering the images looks really cool, I’d like to do his as well.

Scrappy@feddit.nl on 26 Jun 09:04 next collapse

Plug for my astro plugin which dithers images and achieves the same look and feel as the linked website: www.npmjs.com/package/…/astro-image-dithering

tehn00bi@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 10:07 next collapse

Looks like the geocities websites of my youth.

enthusiasticamoeba@lemmy.ml on 27 Jun 19:10 collapse

If you liked Geocities, you’ll probably like Neocities

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Jun 10:08 collapse

it also matters because the complexity of websites is a burden to end-user devices. especially on weak smartphones, as i’m using rn, the power usage of heavy websites sucks a lot, as it considerably slows down the device overall.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works on 26 Jun 01:07 next collapse

This post was a bit long. Is there a YouTube video that explains this?

MHLoppy@fedia.io on 26 Jun 06:01 collapse

Unfortunately it's hard for the rest of us to tell if you actually think you want a video to save you from having to read 18 sentences or if you're just taking the piss lol

RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 01:51 next collapse

love this

pineapplelover@lemm.ee on 26 Jun 03:26 next collapse

Someone ask them how they make their ascii art without those technologies. (I’m interested)

WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Jun 03:52 collapse

Character, space, space, space, space, space, space, space, character, space, space, space, space, space, space, space, space, space, character, ENTER.

Just like your grandpappy used to do.

RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works on 26 Jun 04:39 next collapse

Like the GameFAQ maps and art of the good 'ol days.

tzrlk@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 06:00 next collapse

Gotta use   if you dont want the browser to collapse all those spaces for you.

Edit: lol. The damn thing just rendered my whitespace code.

JustARaccoon@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 11:52 collapse

But how are you going to specify a monospace font?

Hexarei@programming.dev on 26 Jun 12:07 collapse

pre and code I’m pretty sure

JustARaccoon@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 13:03 collapse

Without html?

icedcoffee@lemm.ee on 26 Jun 04:16 next collapse

This fucken rules

CriticalMiss@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 04:29 next collapse

I can get behind no JS club, I can’t get behind no CSS club.

CSS is 🆒

chunes@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 11:37 collapse

A subset of css is cool, but man does it go too far.

CriticalMiss@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 15:04 collapse

Sure, but you can’t be tracked via css so it’s okay in my book. Have fun with your whacky css sites.

vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 26 Jun 18:41 next collapse

whacky css sites.

like my website! :3

stepan@lemmy.cafe on 26 Jun 19:57 collapse

you can’t be tracked via css github.com/jbtronics/CrookedStyleSheets

umbraroze@slrpnk.net on 26 Jun 05:01 next collapse

“No HTML club” is kinda going too far on the Web. If you go there you might as well start a No HTTP Club and serve stuff over Gopher and FTP.

But we definitely need an HTML 2.0 Club.

frank_exchange_of_views@sh.itjust.works on 26 Jun 05:52 next collapse

I recently made www.timedial.org, using mainly HTML 3.2. I tried HTML 2.0, but the lack of tables, fonts and even text alignment was a bit too much.

romantired@shibanu.app on 28 Jun 07:39 collapse

Sorry, but it looks awful

ChuckTheMonkey@fedia.io on 26 Jun 05:54 next collapse

Might as well do no digital club and we exchange information through mail and pigeons.

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Jun 06:32 next collapse

Too much information.
Back to smoke signals.

Wait. You know what? Back to monke!

whaleross@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 09:40 collapse

It was a mistake to leave the oceans in the first place.

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Jun 10:05 next collapse

in my next life, i’m gonna be an insect critter hopping in the grassy meadows i guess

Forbo@lemmy.ml on 27 Jun 12:38 collapse

Carcinization calls. Return to crab.

DripSlipBoogie@lemm.ee on 26 Jun 12:47 collapse

There’s an rfc for that

rottingleaf@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 06:03 next collapse

HTML 2.0 doesn’t have tables, and tables are not so bad, even org-mode has tables.

Since HTML 4.01 was a thing when I first saw a website:

Being able to have buttons is good. Buttons with pictures too.

And, unlike some people, I liked the idea of framesets. A simple enough websites could have an IRC-like chat frame to the left and the main navigable area to the right.

And the unholy amount of specific tags is the other side of the coin for not yet using JS and CSS for everything.

I think an “RHTML” standard as a continuation and maybe simplification of HTML 4.01 (no JS, no CSS, do dynamic things in applets, without Netscape plugins do applets with some new kind of plugins running in a specialized sandboxed VM with JIT) could be useful. Other than this there’s no need in any change at all. It’s perfect. It has all the necessary things for hypertext.

yeah@feddit.uk on 26 Jun 07:31 collapse

I loved frames 🥹

kazerniel@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 14:32 collapse

I hated frames, but I do have a tiny bit of nostalgia for them because I started web design in the early '00s when they were all the craze for handmade blogs and portfolio sites :D

And the iframes took up like 1/4 of the screen (with miniscule faint text!) while the rest of the page were large brush swoops and other graphical elements 🥹

And the tiny navigation buttons without any text that you had to figure out from the hovered URL.

Ah it was all so fucking unusable, but pretty xD

yeah@feddit.uk on 29 Jun 07:40 collapse

Haha! Forgot about navigation being a puzzle. Funsies.

jpeps@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 11:27 collapse

Yeah it’s not exactly going to be WCAG AAA either.

rottingleaf@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 05:05 next collapse

How do you use hyperlinks without HTML?

dubyakay@lemmy.ca on 26 Jun 05:13 next collapse

Copy and paste the url

Banthex@feddit.org on 26 Jun 05:47 collapse

Jesus. This is getting out of hand.

Agent641@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 06:08 next collapse

We can go further. We could take away your fancy "URL"s and just use IP addresses for navigation.

Heck, we could do away with TCP/IP altogether and network over serial. It’s a perfectly functional protocol with several baud rates to choose from. I like ol’ reliable 9600, but I sometimes dabble in 115200 when I’m feeling adventurous.

raldone01@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 10:00 next collapse

Back in school my friends all flashed their mcus with 4-8MB images over serial with 115200 baud. I set up ota updates over wifi. They were all fascinated by my speedy flashes. However when I offered to help them set it up, not one was interested because their setup was working as is and slow flashing is not a “bad” thing since it gave them an excuse to do other things.

We are talking minutes vs seconds here.

The teachers were surprised by my quick progress and iterations. When I told them my “trick” the gave me bonus points but also were not interested in learning how to do ota which was very easy. A simple 20 minute first time setup would have saved sooo much time during the year.

DontNoodles@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Jun 13:44 collapse

You’ve convinced me to learn and implement OTA on my 8266. Thanks!

raldone01@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 19:15 next collapse

Hahahah. Awesome. Have fun! You just need a simple webserver. The builtin one will do and then you use the ota functions of the ESP IDF.

raldone01@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 19:17 collapse

I don’t think the promise chain is really needed here.

I used this script:

import Axios from 'axios'
import OldFS from 'fs'
import { PromiseChain } from '@feather-ink/ts-utils'

const fs = OldFS.promises

const image = process.argv[2]
const destination = `http://${process.argv[3]}/vfs/ota`
const now = process.argv[4] === 'now'
const once = process.argv[4] === 'once'

async function triggerUpdate(): Promise<void> {
  console.log('Uploading new binary')
  const file = await fs.readFile(image)

  await Axios({
    method: 'POST',
    url: destination,
    headers: {
      'Content-Type': 'application/octet-stream',
      'Content-Length': file.byteLength
    },
    data: file
  })
  console.log('Finished uploading')
}

(async () => {
  const updateChain = new PromiseChain()
  console.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 15:26 collapse

At this point: Just sing the voice dial tone by yourself.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip on 26 Jun 08:30 next collapse

Forces one to avoid deep links and parameter crap. I’m sorta two minds about this.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 19:43 collapse

I photocopied my screen (those all in one printers are heavy) and I cannot find the glue little help?

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net on 26 Jun 06:39 collapse

If you want to know copy and paste this link into your browser: text.only

cabillaud@lemmy.world on 27 Jun 05:47 collapse

That reminds me of lynx

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net on 26 Jun 06:43 next collapse

Pfff, that’s nothing. My club doesn’t even have a website.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip on 26 Jun 08:33 next collapse

No HTML should rather do all-Commonmark instead, imo. Background color and text width & stuff should not be your (the creators) business but my (the users) business only. But some basic styling is nice.

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Jun 10:03 next collapse

i guess Commonmark is the same thing as Markdown?

in that case, this is why i love the fediverse (especially lemmy) so much: comments and posts are simple markdown.

it comes quite close to the principle of distributing content in the way of markdown articles.

ernest314@lemmy.zip on 27 Jun 00:50 collapse

it’s a shame commonmark stalled and then markdown variants proliferated again because of that :/

Matriks404@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 10:24 next collapse

What we need is a subset of modern web, without any bloat, especially JS frameworks.

A lot of websites can be static HTML + CSS.

Vinstaal0@feddit.nl on 26 Jun 12:47 next collapse

A lot of websites can be static HTML + CSS.

Yeah they can, I can understand you might want to use something like php to not need to edit the footers and headers every page if you ever change them, but still.

I also like how some websites like Amazon.com refuse to add a payment platform which is more than a credit card checkout. Especially because their EU sites do have payment platforms with more options to pay. So then you have an over complicated site already with a lot of bloat and some amount of your consumers can’t even pay.

absentbird@lemm.ee on 26 Jun 16:07 collapse

Then use a site generator like Hugo or Jekyll to stamp out new versions of your site with matching header/footer/etc.

fuzzzerd@programming.dev on 26 Jun 13:17 next collapse

Some of these are extreme, but what you’re talking about is the 512kb.club, just keep it small, but no limits on what you can use.

elbarto777@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 13:57 next collapse

The subset exists. What you’re referring to is an agreement or convention.

Tillman@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 14:35 next collapse

We have that, it’s called Gemini and is accessible with Lagrange

mad_lentil@lemmy.ca on 27 Jun 01:29 collapse

And Offpunk.

mad_lentil@lemmy.ca on 27 Jun 01:29 collapse

Maybe a little JS, as a treat?

It’s fun for hiding little easter eggs.

oakward@feddit.org on 26 Jun 10:36 next collapse

You are using ASCII? Weak. True website surfers use raw character values, like The Matrix in 1999.

Pro@programming.dev on 26 Jun 14:40 next collapse

You are using raw character values? Weak. True website surfers use telepathy to communicate websites to their brains directly.

b_tr3e@feddit.org on 26 Jun 14:57 next collapse

ASCII?! Useless, modern witchcraft! Devils work! Give me CCITT-1 or give me death!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 19:41 collapse

(ó﹏ò。) oh no my internet cred

moseschrute@lemmy.ml on 26 Jun 14:29 next collapse

Just out of curiosity what percentage of people here are using Voyager as their Lemmy client?

Spoiler

Voyager wouldn’t work without JavaScript… shhh don’t tell anyone

mad_lentil@lemmy.ca on 27 Jun 01:28 collapse

Ththat’s different… you take it back!!

moseschrute@lemmy.ml on 27 Jun 01:37 collapse

There are so many people here that hate cloud based services. And the same people also hate JavaScript. Like you realize if your app was just static JavaScript files, you could literally just download the entire site to your computer and run it? Why is JavaScript the enemy?

JavaScript isn’t the enemy. The enshitification of technology is the enemy.

the_q@lemmy.zip on 26 Jun 15:39 next collapse

Get this bs outta here. I write on paper! No one knows my thoughts or feelings!!

stormeuh@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 16:27 collapse

What devilry is this? Written word? Real cultures use oral history to store knowledge!

jsomae@lemmy.ml on 26 Jun 19:26 next collapse

Passing information between two simultaneously existing entities? Get outta here! All cultures use the Jung collective unconscious to store knowledge!

impshum@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 21:12 collapse

WORDS??? The cheek of it!

mad_lentil@lemmy.ca on 27 Jun 01:27 collapse

Thoughts in a contiguous sequence??!!? What utter bloat! Why even have a past or future when a pure consciousness need only experience the horizon of an infinite present.

jsomae@lemmy.ml on 27 Jun 01:34 collapse

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cabillaud@lemmy.world on 27 Jun 05:41 collapse

Or hieroglyphs, to stay on the sane side.

bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works on 26 Jun 16:14 next collapse

I rather have these people embrace gopher

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 26 Jun 16:40 next collapse

Let’s not. It’s a terrible protocol with amateur design errors.

art@lemmy.world on 27 Jun 15:24 collapse

Gopher is cool, but none of my friends will install a gopher browser.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 26 Jun 16:44 next collapse

Maybe we could have No-JS and No-Client-Storage (which would include cookies) headers added to HTTP. Browsers could potentially display an icon showing this to users on the address bar.

Theoretically, browsers could even stop from the JS engine from being started for the site in the first place. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if the engine is too tied into the code of modern browsers for that to work.

snowfalldreamland@lemmy.ml on 26 Jun 17:16 next collapse

A Content-Security-Policy with script-src ‘none’ should already allow for that . no js can be loaded like that

sylver_dragon@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 18:55 collapse

Theoretically, browsers could even stop from the JS engine from being started for the site in the first place.

The NoScript extension is basically this. Most of the client side stuff is off by default and you can enable it per-domain. It breaks a whole lot of websites, but often in ways where the main content of a website is still readable. Over time, you can build up a list of “allow by default” domains and most of the web you care about works. Though, you may have to spend a moment or two sorting out permissions when you visit a new site.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 19:35 next collapse

I’ll say one thing for the No CSS philosophy - at least it eliminates light-colored text on a light-colored background using the thinnest possible font, which is probably the stupidest stylistic trend since the web began.

x0x7@lemmy.world on 27 Jun 00:36 next collapse

In the future there will be media queries for how old the reader is.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 27 Jun 00:39 collapse

Will teenagers with shitty vision be able to get away with lying about their age or will there be verification?

GnuLinuxDude@lemmy.ml on 27 Jun 05:01 collapse

I remember the wonderful feeling when Discord had a redesign in like 2017 or 2018 where they undid that awful gray-on-white design trend and made the text actually have contrast. These days the annoying trendy design thing is articles/blogs with extremely narrow width.

no i do not want to read paragraphs
that are this wide. this is making it
way more annoying to read. please
stop doing this.

at least Firefox has Reader Mode.

bluesheep@lemm.ee on 27 Jun 15:01 collapse

I’m annoyed by that too, and I think the reason is so they can cram more ads in it. I had to turn of my adblock for a second and forgot to turn it back on while going to a news site and I swear to God 2/3rd of the page was ads. Turned it back on and those spaces were empty making only 1/3rd of the page used. Still way better tho I’m never turning it off again.

GnuLinuxDude@lemmy.ml on 27 Jun 18:40 collapse

No kidding on the ads. I shared this experience not long ago.

lemmy.ml/post/31496834/19167708

And the tragic thing is there was another news site that I did the same thing with afterwards, and it was literally 2.5x worse than what I documented with The Nation.

anachrohack@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 21:33 next collapse

Oh neat! I’m working on a forum that doesn’t use any javascript

mad_lentil@lemmy.ca on 27 Jun 01:20 collapse

phpBBB??

anachrohack@lemmy.world on 27 Jun 14:13 collapse

No, it’s my own that I’m building from Scratch. It’s C#/Asp.Net Razor Pages. Plain CSS on the frontend, no javascript

alansuspect@aussie.zone on 26 Jun 22:08 next collapse

JavaScript, the powerful but sometimes overused code

now there’s an understatement.

lmr0x61@lemmy.ml on 26 Jun 23:37 next collapse

I host my own website, and I decided to rewrite the JS portions in React, in order to learn the framework. Boy was it a learning experience: To do the same thing required 2-4 times the amount of code—and that’s just in the scripts, let alone the all the bloat from the packages and the bundler.

I know this is a bit more radical than cutting out frameworks, but working with the JS ecosystem was such a pain, largely because there’s you need to piece together different software to make a stack work, which may or may not go together well. And since your stack is likely unique, good luck getting help on your problems. It made me miss Rust (albeit most languages do)—in Rust, you have Cargo for everything, and it’s beautiful. Rust has its own difficulties, but they actually feel surmountable compared to the dependency hell of JS.

x0x7@lemmy.world on 27 Jun 00:19 next collapse

The dependency hell of JS is caused by React. It’s an ironic turn because node gained popularity in part because it was one of the first to have a coupled package manager with a massive public contribution model, full of a billion packages that follow the unix philosophy of “everything should do only one thing, and do it well” Dependency hell would disappear if people stopped popularizing competing swiss army knives. It’s made worse by people trying to mash these swiss army knives together just to improve portfolio.

We’ve gotten to the point where you aren’t considered a real professional unless you start even the smallest projects with maximum technical debt.

It should never be impressive that you used a tool. If the tool made programming it easier then it’s not a mental feat. If the tool made programming it harder, then people should think you are kind of slow for using a tool that made development harder. This is why brag culture over what tools are used makes no sense. Just use tools that make life easier. If it doesn’t make life easier, stop using it.

mad_lentil@lemmy.ca on 27 Jun 01:20 next collapse

We’ve gotten to the point where you aren’t considered a real professional unless you start even the smallest projects with maximum technical debt.

They’re just following the example laid out by the venture capital model, really.

lmr0x61@lemmy.ml on 27 Jun 17:07 collapse

That’s fair, actually: my project had 2 packages in my node_modules (not my package.json, total dependencies!) in vanilla JS, now it has well over 100. Unreal.

RagingRobot@lemmy.world on 27 Jun 05:00 collapse

React is probably overkill for most simple sites. You could still use JavaScript for some cool stuff without needing all the libraries and frameworks

AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml on 26 Jun 23:55 next collapse

That is just stupid. How about a slighly more complex markdown.

What I really want is a P2P archive of all the relevant news articles of the last decades in markdown like in firefox “reader view”. And some super advanced LLM powered text compression so you can easily store a copy of 20% of them on your PC to share P2P.

Much of the information on the internet could vanish within months if we face some global economic crisis.

rottingleaf@lemmy.world on 27 Jun 05:38 collapse

And some super advanced LLM powered text compression so you can easily store a copy of 20% of them on your PC to share P2P.

Nothing can be that advanced and zstd is good enough.

The idea is cool. With pure p2p exchange being a fallback, and something like trackers in bittorrent being the main center to yield nodes per space (suppose, there’s more than one such archive you’d want to replicate) and per partition (if it’s too big, then maybe it would make sense, but then some of what I wrote further should be reconsidered).

The problem of torrents and other stuff is that people only store what’s interesting to them.

If you have to store one humongous archive, and be able to efficiently search it, and avoid losing pieces - then, I think, you need partitioned roughly equal distribution of it over nodes.

The space of keys (suppose it’s hashes of blocks of the whole) is partitioned by prefix so that a node would store equal amount of blocks of every prefix. And first of all the values closest to the node’s identifier (a bit like in Kademlia) should be stored of those under that space. OK, I’m thinking the first sentence of this paragraph might even be unneeded.

The data itself should probably be in some supercool format where you don’t need to have it all to decompress only the small part you need, just the beginning with the dictionary and some interval.

There should also be, as a separate functionality of this system, search by keywords inside intervals, so that search would yield intervals where a certain keyword is encountered. With nodes indexing continuous intervals they can decompress and responding to search requests by those keywords. Ideally a single block should be possible to decompress having the dictionary. I suppose I should do my reading on compression algorithms and formats.

Probably search function could also involve returning Google-like context. Depending on the space needed.

Would also need some way to reward contribution, that is, to pay a node owner for storing and serving blocks.

mad_lentil@lemmy.ca on 27 Jun 01:17 next collapse

I guess all that’s left is to form a no-utf club.

vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 27 Jun 01:52 next collapse

counterpoint: bestestmotherfucking.website

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world on 27 Jun 02:14 next collapse

That is made by someone who had a Geocities website, or went 1000% in on MySpace back in the day.

tehBishop@sh.itjust.works on 28 Jun 13:43 collapse

Those websites are amazing, thank you.

I checked the source to find the song only to realized I already had it in my playlist 😂

the_wiz@feddit.org on 27 Jun 04:08 next collapse

Just to mention it:

gopher://sdf.org

There is no better place for plain and real content

PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social on 27 Jun 18:52 collapse

I fucking hate JavaScript