pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 27 Sep 21:37
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They will base it on the stuff you consume. Like 90% of people online lurk and don’t comment anything
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
on 27 Sep 15:31
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This is one of the dumbest ideas I have ever heard in my life.
In particular if I am online and neurotypical toxic people are thrown off by my ADHD, the VERY FIRST THING they do in their intellectual laziness is assume I am a kid.
The idea that this isn’t considered an explicit oppression of neurodivergent adults is laughable to me. These systems will police for neurodivergence, not age. The obvious response from the center will be “just don’t act like a kid then” and I would like to send a pre-emptive “go fuck yourself you are destroying everything” to those people.
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl
on 28 Sep 00:54
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I am autistic and have ADHD (inattentive, aka ADD), and when I was 13 people estimated my age in the mid 40s lmao
And yeah now I’m the opposite, feeling more free to just ramble and stuff, without spending tons upon tons of energy to keep my attention with the conversation. So will I spend 50% of my time making points completely irrelevant to the conversation? Yeah. But I’m happier for it :)
They already do this. There was a way to check and there may still be. When I checked like 10 years ago it was wrong about everything. Age, hobbies, everything
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 27 Sep 15:59
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I mean, I’ve heard of other sites using info like having a saved payment card in your own name, or the age of the account itself to know that the user is over 18 without needing ID.
But this is Google, they want to flex their analytics and get as much additional info on everyone as they can.
This was literally the first thing that came to mind. So many people have android phones with cards already linked to google, paying for YouTube premium would do the same thing. But nope, Skynet is the better way to do it
I always knew my fascination with redstone would come back to bite me
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 27 Sep 19:40
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My planned solution is to use a browser on a proxy that clears cookies after closing.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub
on 27 Sep 16:15
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Youtube doesn’t have the best history for this. One channel makes stop motion animations and showcases Transformers. It got marked as a children’s channel. The channel went on to showcase Transformers doing lewd acts.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world
on 27 Sep 16:44
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It annoys the shit out of me that they never made the “kids” section of youtube an entirely separate thing.
Like TV, they could curate the hell out of it and not just allow anyone to upload, but no, they instead made way too much money from elsagate videos and videos of kids swimming. Now that that’s gone, it’s now making money off of kids from AI slop.
It annoys the shit out of me that they never made the “kids” section of youtube an entirely separate thing.
That’s exactly what they did. Ten years ago.
It’s just that the FTC and COPPA force them to also mark anything that gets uploaded to regular Youtube and is “targeting” kids as such, because they aren’t allowed to collect data from anyone under the age of 13.
Yeah, at one point Youtube in their wisdom decided that toys are for kids, so anything to do with them got forcefully marked as “for kids”. I remember many LEGO and RC channels have issues with it. And having your video or channel marked as “for kids” disables 90% of Youtube features - comments, likes, notifications, saving videos to playlists or watch later, end cards etc.
Even then, Youtube basically has only two age ratings - either the content is suitable for everyone (but you do have to mark if it is specifically aimed at kids under 13), or it’s age-restricted to adults only. Imagine if movies only had the options of “G” or “NC-17”.
But eh, in the end it is FTC and COPPA telling them what they have to do. The alternative is that you’d have to create an account and somehow age-verify that you are over the age of 13 before Youtube was allowed to show any videos.
I remember when they first rolled out the “made for kids” video designation, “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” (a horror video) was labeled as children’s content by the AI until enough actual users had pointed out the error on Twitter.
Fandangalo@lemmy.world
on 27 Sep 16:25
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Accounts used by multiple people enter the room.
By kids often use my account on our shared family TV. We have adults in 30s/40s, early teens, and toddlers all using YouTube for different things.
This is a stupid idea.
neclimdul@lemmy.world
on 27 Sep 20:22
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DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works
on 27 Sep 23:57
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I don’t think big corp wants you account sharing. “Violates ToS” they say.
Fandangalo@lemmy.world
on 27 Sep 23:59
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I don’t want ScreamingMinecraftYoutuber67 on my watch history, and yet, it’ll be there tomorrow morning.
I don’t want account sharing either, except theres things like Google homes where you can’t sign in with more than one account. People sharing the same account in a TV aren’t trying to, it’s just the natural way they use it.
Bonifratz@sh.itjust.works
on 27 Sep 16:42
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I think my account is around 18 years old so let’s see what the AI thinks.
JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world
on 28 Sep 01:48
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The system relies on signals such as the types of videos a user searches for and watches, and how long their account has been active, to determine whether they are under the age of 18.
Yep I’ve had my account since 2006. It’s old enough to vote.
trashboat@midwest.social
on 27 Sep 16:49
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I’ve been wondering lately how effective a service would be that takes your credentials for a service, such as YouTube, and starts engaging with content at random so that the data the service has on you is all junk
Don’t know how meaningful something like this would even be, but if all these companies are gonna try so hard to collect data on me then I’d rather fill that data with useless junk
With all the data they collect I wish they would target me with the right ads. I don’t want an AI girlfriend, to buy a toyota in spanish, or comemeritive trump merch
I am guessing this is a rethorical question, but, they already forcibly flag videos as “made for kids” against the creators’ will (and despite very clear audience statistics proving it’s not).
So yeah, they are totally using their magic 8-ball to restrict your content.
They were sometimes restricting videos for swearing or mentioning mature topics while being “made for kids” even though the videos were clearly not for kids.
I watch plenty of penguinz0, This Old House, Smosh, and lawn care videos. Can’t wait to find out what YouTube makes of that.
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 27 Sep 19:03
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I’ve got a random living room account that’s used for Gen alpha brain rot, 80s R&B music videos, video essays, nature live streams, kids shows, horror stories, and documentaries. good luck.
I am almost 70 and my wife and have a great time confusing the AI targeted ads. I get tampon ads she gets men’s diaper ads. We never know what we are going to get since we are always feeding misinformation into our phones.
Spruce things up a bit. Talk in front front of your phone and say how much you always wanted a pet zebra or you want an auto car wash for your house. Stuff like that.
Youtube/Google is bowing down to a government that is funding some very negative actions towards children across the ocean. Why aren’t they using this AI to solve this? /s
joelfromaus@aussie.zone
on 28 Sep 01:09
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YouTube popup: What is Tik Tok?
User: A song by Kesha.
YouTube: Alright, let ‘em through.
JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world
on 28 Sep 01:49
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Pfft, everyone knows it the Ukrainian entry in Moscow Eurovision (the one with the hamster wheel).
vodkasolution@feddit.it
on 28 Sep 01:11
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The day it starts I’m gonna upload a bunch of old videos in a playlist, looking to monetize
JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world
on 28 Sep 01:47
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The system relies on signals such as the types of videos a user searches for and watches, and how long their account has been active, to determine whether they are under the age of 18.
That’s not actually AI is it ?
Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 28 Sep 02:34
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I assume they already did this for advertising purposes, just like every other platform trying to guess your demographics to sell you more useless shit.
And that’s not just a win for companies. The fact that my metadata is out there is great for me as a user. Like with targeted ads – I get tons of coupons from cool restaurants.
I just find it kinda weird and annoying how y’all can turn unrelated topics into US news and politics. As someone who has never set foot there, I know way more than I need to about it because of how widespread your news and politics are, and how much it comes my way even when unrelated to the topic at hand.
You’re right. It’s even worse when you’re within the US because it just doesn’t stop. It’s rather arrogant of me to disregard other nationalities here and I’ll make more of an effort. I made a related joke in a space sub once and they were less than enthusiastic (to say the least).
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org
on 28 Sep 05:23
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The have been thoroughly unable to guess my age for the last 18 years.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world
on 28 Sep 05:54
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I’m betting that it’s so “intelligent” that will guess underage even if the Google account was opened in 2004
IIRC that is one parameter they actually mentioned taking into account.
I guess my 2006 or 2007 or whatever YouTube account (which, yes, I later connected with my Google account - not all that much later, in fact) will perhaps qualify me for adult-only content finally.
The highly sophisticated and clever AI has already brilliantly identified several underaged people who have youtube or associated gmail accounts that are older than the minimum age.
Nah, google accounts are a recent thing, no way can that be a thing… Can it?
Oh hell I’m old…
ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 28 Sep 21:28
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My Gmail account is old enough to buy drinks in a bar in the US (21)
phutatorius@lemmy.zip
on 28 Sep 17:07
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They’ll be counting the wrinkies on my asshole.
lemmyknow@lemmy.today
on 28 Sep 21:06
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When you log into YouTube, a patented recog device does read your anus to confirm your identity. Its CCDs convert light into text-based codes, which represent your unique fingerprint of anal terrain.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
on 05 Oct 15:03
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In an alternate universe you wedge your iScan device into your butt cheeks so it maintains constant positive biometric contact with you as your token for authentication.
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I’ve never made a single comment or video post so good luck.
I watch a lot of gun videos on YouTube so they will probably assume I’m in high school.
Oof!
or you’re about to go to a high school very soon!
This comment has me in critical condition.
They will base it on the stuff you consume. Like 90% of people online lurk and don’t comment anything
This is one of the dumbest ideas I have ever heard in my life.
In particular if I am online and neurotypical toxic people are thrown off by my ADHD, the VERY FIRST THING they do in their intellectual laziness is assume I am a kid.
The idea that this isn’t considered an explicit oppression of neurodivergent adults is laughable to me. These systems will police for neurodivergence, not age. The obvious response from the center will be “just don’t act like a kid then” and I would like to send a pre-emptive “go fuck yourself you are destroying everything” to those people.
If I were an AI guessing your age based on this comment… I would estimate your age to be somewhere in the 25-35 range.
If I were an AI guessing your age based on this comment… I would estimate your age to be somewhere in the 9-9000 range.
Good thing I’m a potato then. Good luck guessing my age!
You guys are taking my job again!
I am autistic and have ADHD (inattentive, aka ADD), and when I was 13 people estimated my age in the mid 40s lmao
And yeah now I’m the opposite, feeling more free to just ramble and stuff, without spending tons upon tons of energy to keep my attention with the conversation. So will I spend 50% of my time making points completely irrelevant to the conversation? Yeah. But I’m happier for it :)
You were on 69 upvotes. Sorry for making that 70.
I am autistic and like 60% of my watchtime is Minecraft smp.
I no longer have an account to proof my age, i download subscriptions using yt-dlp
I hope all the advanced science videos i am downloading somehow balance it out.
chuckles i am in line to get oppressed.
They already do this. There was a way to check and there may still be. When I checked like 10 years ago it was wrong about everything. Age, hobbies, everything
So good luck yt I guess
myadcenter.google.com/controls
It basically nailed everything about me :/
Is this why Google sent me an email saying they changed my settings and I can scan in my ID if I want to change them back?
Search… Sponge Bob Ross hand painting practice.
I mean, I’ve heard of other sites using info like having a saved payment card in your own name, or the age of the account itself to know that the user is over 18 without needing ID.
But this is Google, they want to flex their analytics and get as much additional info on everyone as they can.
This was literally the first thing that came to mind. So many people have android phones with cards already linked to google, paying for YouTube premium would do the same thing. But nope, Skynet is the better way to do it
I always knew my fascination with redstone would come back to bite me
My planned solution is to use a browser on a proxy that clears cookies after closing.
Youtube doesn’t have the best history for this. One channel makes stop motion animations and showcases Transformers. It got marked as a children’s channel. The channel went on to showcase Transformers doing lewd acts.
It annoys the shit out of me that they never made the “kids” section of youtube an entirely separate thing.
Like TV, they could curate the hell out of it and not just allow anyone to upload, but no, they instead made way too much money from elsagate videos and videos of kids swimming. Now that that’s gone, it’s now making money off of kids from AI slop.
That’s exactly what they did. Ten years ago.
It’s just that the FTC and COPPA force them to also mark anything that gets uploaded to regular Youtube and is “targeting” kids as such, because they aren’t allowed to collect data from anyone under the age of 13.
Yeah, at one point Youtube in their wisdom decided that toys are for kids, so anything to do with them got forcefully marked as “for kids”. I remember many LEGO and RC channels have issues with it. And having your video or channel marked as “for kids” disables 90% of Youtube features - comments, likes, notifications, saving videos to playlists or watch later, end cards etc.
Even then, Youtube basically has only two age ratings - either the content is suitable for everyone (but you do have to mark if it is specifically aimed at kids under 13), or it’s age-restricted to adults only. Imagine if movies only had the options of “G” or “NC-17”. But eh, in the end it is FTC and COPPA telling them what they have to do. The alternative is that you’d have to create an account and somehow age-verify that you are over the age of 13 before Youtube was allowed to show any videos.
I remember when they first rolled out the “made for kids” video designation, “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” (a horror video) was labeled as children’s content by the AI until enough actual users had pointed out the error on Twitter.
Accounts used by multiple people enter the room.
By kids often use my account on our shared family TV. We have adults in 30s/40s, early teens, and toddlers all using YouTube for different things.
This is a stupid idea.
👋
I don’t think big corp wants you account sharing. “Violates ToS” they say.
I don’t want ScreamingMinecraftYoutuber67 on my watch history, and yet, it’ll be there tomorrow morning.
/s
I don’t want account sharing either, except theres things like Google homes where you can’t sign in with more than one account. People sharing the same account in a TV aren’t trying to, it’s just the natural way they use it.
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I think my account is around 18 years old so let’s see what the AI thinks.
Yep I’ve had my account since 2006. It’s old enough to vote.
I’ve been wondering lately how effective a service would be that takes your credentials for a service, such as YouTube, and starts engaging with content at random so that the data the service has on you is all junk
Don’t know how meaningful something like this would even be, but if all these companies are gonna try so hard to collect data on me then I’d rather fill that data with useless junk
With all the data they collect I wish they would target me with the right ads. I don’t want an AI girlfriend, to buy a toyota in spanish, or comemeritive trump merch
Using an ad blocker I get nothing but the types of ads I wanna see; Which is none at all. 😌
I didn’t think they needed AI to do this
They wouldn’t restrict access to information based on your perceived age, would they?
I am guessing this is a rethorical question, but, they already forcibly flag videos as “made for kids” against the creators’ will (and despite very clear audience statistics proving it’s not).
So yeah, they are totally using their magic 8-ball to restrict your content.
They were sometimes restricting videos for swearing or mentioning mature topics while being “made for kids” even though the videos were clearly not for kids.
I watch plenty of penguinz0, This Old House, Smosh, and lawn care videos. Can’t wait to find out what YouTube makes of that.
I’ve got a random living room account that’s used for Gen alpha brain rot, 80s R&B music videos, video essays, nature live streams, kids shows, horror stories, and documentaries. good luck.
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I watch cartoons meant for kids. They’re gonna think I’m 7.
Im told the technology can also estimate shoe size and the relative realtion of the two!
Cool, they poison their own tracking data.
Article date: Aug 13, 2025.
What if you just play a bunch of home repair videos on the background? 🤔
I am almost 70 and my wife and have a great time confusing the AI targeted ads. I get tampon ads she gets men’s diaper ads. We never know what we are going to get since we are always feeding misinformation into our phones.
Same same but different here. This algorithm was meant to know my wants better than me but all I get is ads for credit cards, adult diapers & hoodies.
Spruce things up a bit. Talk in front front of your phone and say how much you always wanted a pet zebra or you want an auto car wash for your house. Stuff like that.
It’s going to be really hilarious if my account gets flagged by the AI.
I made it in 2004, it’s old enough to drink.
The account is, but it doesn’t say anything about the person using it.
Youtube/Google is bowing down to a government that is funding some very negative actions towards children across the ocean. Why aren’t they using this AI to solve this? /s
YouTube popup: What is Tik Tok?
User: A song by Kesha.
YouTube: Alright, let ‘em through.
Pfft, everyone knows it the Ukrainian entry in Moscow Eurovision (the one with the hamster wheel).
False, that song is clearly by Ke*$*ha
The day it starts I’m gonna upload a bunch of old videos in a playlist, looking to monetize
That’s not actually AI is it ?
I assume they already did this for advertising purposes, just like every other platform trying to guess your demographics to sell you more useless shit.
And that’s not just a win for companies. The fact that my metadata is out there is great for me as a user. Like with targeted ads – I get tons of coupons from cool restaurants.
Can’t tell if /s
It’s a direct quote from when Sascha Kemmis-Powers visited Smart Pipe
How long before a certain orange moron starts complaining that it keeps thinking he’s 13 for some reason?
Damn, y’all really can’t think 'bout nu’in else, innit?
Jokes are jokes. Guy wants to be in the spotlight, jokes on him, right?
I just find it kinda weird and annoying how y’all can turn unrelated topics into US news and politics. As someone who has never set foot there, I know way more than I need to about it because of how widespread your news and politics are, and how much it comes my way even when unrelated to the topic at hand.
You’re right. It’s even worse when you’re within the US because it just doesn’t stop. It’s rather arrogant of me to disregard other nationalities here and I’ll make more of an effort. I made a related joke in a space sub once and they were less than enthusiastic (to say the least).
The have been thoroughly unable to guess my age for the last 18 years.
I’m betting that it’s so “intelligent” that will guess underage even if the Google account was opened in 2004
IIRC that is one parameter they actually mentioned taking into account.
I guess my 2006 or 2007 or whatever YouTube account (which, yes, I later connected with my Google account - not all that much later, in fact) will perhaps qualify me for adult-only content finally.
The highly sophisticated and clever AI has already brilliantly identified several underaged people who have youtube or associated gmail accounts that are older than the minimum age.
Nah, google accounts are a recent thing, no way can that be a thing… Can it?
Oh hell I’m old…
My Gmail account is old enough to buy drinks in a bar in the US (21)
They’ll be counting the wrinkies on my asshole.
When you log into YouTube, a patented recog device does read your anus to confirm your identity. Its CCDs convert light into text-based codes, which represent your unique fingerprint of anal terrain.
In an alternate universe you wedge your iScan device into your butt cheeks so it maintains constant positive biometric contact with you as your token for authentication.
Your passcode plus biometric scan.
I present to you the future: smart pipe
And y’all made fun of me for putting sunscreen on my asshole!
Start peppering your responses with archaic terms and slang… Confuse the hell out of them