originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
on 30 Jan 2024 00:06
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at least the billionaire sub moron believed in his product enough to go down with it.
does this coward have the guts to use his own crap?
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 03:24
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If he hasn’t gotten an implant when it moves beyond solving medical problems to being a consumer device that an everyday person would be able to buy, that’d be really telling.
But until then that’s not how it works. They need approval to do trials on very specific things, such as working with quadriplegics.
We’re probably decades away from non trials for only medical purposes.
smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de
on 30 Jan 2024 00:11
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Install this proprietary app from Google Play or App Store on your Google Android or Apple iPhone certified device to access your stored memories.
ivanafterall@kbin.social
on 30 Jan 2024 00:49
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They can have my memories for like a $.99 app store credit.
DingoBilly@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 04:00
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Oops, looks like we had a security flaw and some malware has removed all your memories!
Sorry about that, we’ve given you free subscription to our Neuralink AI software for 1 year to make up for it.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 00:34
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I don’t care who makes it I’m not putting absolutely proprietary software in my brain
Willie@kbin.social
on 30 Jan 2024 00:39
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What happens if your brain implant is like a phone, and stops getting updates after 2 or so years? That'd suck really bad.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 00:41
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Then I’m jailbreaking my brain implant and installing Linux on it
Deceptichum@kbin.social
on 30 Jan 2024 00:52
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The bootloaders gonna be locked.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 00:52
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It can only stay locked for so long
Deceptichum@kbin.social
on 30 Jan 2024 00:56
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You gonna open up your brain to flash the ROM?
Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 03:28
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Probably get a unit w/o having it implanted, modify it, then get it installed unofficially. (Don’t ask who or where, because that won’t be shared publicly, as it will almost certainly be illegal).
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz
on 30 Jan 2024 00:57
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Careful not to brick your brain implant.
neuropean@kbin.social
on 30 Jan 2024 01:51
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Can it run Doom?
grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 02:25
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That’s all it runs.
AbidanYre@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 00:40
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kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 00:44
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I don’t understand owning a computer that you don’t fully control but using prosthetics that can be remotely disabled? This is why we need true open source GPL brain implants.
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works
on 30 Jan 2024 04:16
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I’m daily driving Linux. And, frankly, for my eye implant, I’ll probably buy from apple.
I mean, no, I will buy something else, jailbreak foss it, will have to patch it while being blind from an update, and proudly tell everyone no friggin government will be able to backdoor my eye. But oh boy I’ll wish I bought one from apple, cuz those guys never go blind from updates.
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 30 Jan 2024 06:57
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This isn’t a prosthetic that was remotely disabled, this is failing hardware that doesn’t have support from the original company which is in the process of going bankrupt.
I get where you’re coming from, and agree. Prosthesis and health devices should absolutely not be remotely controllable by a company. But you can’t really help a company shutting down.
And I highly doubt there are any open source implants which help sure blindness that are ready for prime time.
learningduck@programming.dev
on 30 Jan 2024 09:45
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But still, if the technology is open, then someone may design some compatible replacement hardware. Imagine some makers community rig a replacement for the blind without carrying about profitability.
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 30 Jan 2024 09:49
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That’s one aspect, absolutely.
The other side of that coin though, is if you really want random people tinkering with things directly attached to your body, without having a proper way to test beforehand?
These types of devices need to go through testing before they reach human trials for a reason. While I’m happy to trust security of data and even control of my while home to FOSS communities, I honestly don’t know that I’d trust anonymous individuals online with no skin in the game with my literal body.
learningduck@programming.dev
on 30 Jan 2024 11:14
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Yeah, that’s a legitimate concern, but letting this technology die along with a dying company is a waste. Imagine it getting brought by some patent trolls who wouldn’t do anything with it.
Cheems@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 00:52
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What if it’s FOSS
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 00:53
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kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 03:28
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I know shocking
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 01:05
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Yeah, like this is technology I’ve wanted since I was a kid, the stuff I wish people were talking about when they say VR, instead of screens you wear on your head and motion-detection controllers. Video games are a lot better when they are dynamic and current VR tech can’t really do that yet.
But that said, I’ll die never experiencing that before trusting anything Elon Musk is involved with.
Maddie@sh.itjust.works
on 30 Jan 2024 00:42
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Why in the actual hell are we allowing Elon Musk of all people to put chips in people’s brains?
Deceptichum@kbin.social
on 30 Jan 2024 00:49
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C.R.E.A.M.
einlander@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 01:00
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goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org
on 30 Jan 2024 01:42
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People are fucking morons
crazyminner@lemmy.ml
on 30 Jan 2024 05:11
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There is no we. This country is run by capitalist sociopaths.
AnonTwo@kbin.social
on 30 Jan 2024 01:03
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Didn't the animal tests lead to pretty bad deaths? And wasn't that less than a year ago? I can't imagine this going well.
Plus there was the blind-tech that was revealed not too long ago where now that they're bankrupt the group is slowly going blind and worse. I feel like none of this is going to end well.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works
on 30 Jan 2024 06:06
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(insert Cave Johnson quote here)
BlackSkinnedJew@lemmynsfw.com
on 30 Jan 2024 02:19
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This is one of the worst ideas in capitalism…
emptyother@programming.dev
on 30 Jan 2024 02:42
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Oh you’re wearing one of those neuralinks. Dont try any of that mind control on me.
😁 I’m so looking forward to use this quote in real life.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 03:11
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I want this but with the capability of uploading fake memories. Like in the Arnold Chachanege where he gets fake memories. But without all the violence. I just wanna feel like a million bucks every day. Maybe I’ll remember how I made sweet sweet love the night before or something awesome like that.
littlebluespark@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 03:14
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How’d you like the woman in the red dress?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 03:17
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What woman in the red dress…all I see is blondes and brunettes…
billiam0202@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 05:32
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Look again.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 05:40
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Wait, I’m gonna learn kung fu? Can I also watch endless porn? I rather do that actually.
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 03:17
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How far is it from giving vision to blind people to making memories?
At the very least being able to send a video and have the brain understand it is at least a first step?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 03:28
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We’ll get there one day. I’ll recruit them some “volunteers” if they need!
…oh Mr Santos, it’s a really cool implant, you should really try it.
fay_kreal@kbin.social
on 30 Jan 2024 03:21
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Mark of the least
blazeknave@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 05:19
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Oh you
peopleproblems@lemmy.world
on 30 Jan 2024 03:32
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Watch. It will end up being Alec Baldwin.
Elon Musk saw the shitter episode of South Park, and was inspired by it. He hatched a plan. He needed a company working on brain computer interface technology, and Twitter to get renamed shitter. Nuerolink was easy to find, but Shitter was troublesome. He bought twitter, then in what only could be called by Elon Musk some sort of brilliance, thought he could tank the sites reputation so hard and give it a stupid brand that people would roll their eyes and switch to calling it “shitter.”
Once that had taken place, he would be able to develop the technology, and finally release a platform that gave anyone the ability to publicly broadcast all their thoughts without a filter. And he would be loved for it
electric_nan@lemmy.ml
on 30 Jan 2024 04:07
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Can’t wait to have a stroke because someone put a cryptomining virus on my brainchip.
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Was there not some issues with the animal trials last year or am I misremembering?
Nah, your implant should have deleted any record of that happening.
Oh, and don’t worry about calling your lawyer about medical malpractice or anything; after all, we’ve disabled your speech center.
As in they all had to be euthanized in a very short amount of time, or something like that?
https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/
at least the billionaire sub moron believed in his product enough to go down with it.
does this coward have the guts to use his own crap?
If he hasn’t gotten an implant when it moves beyond solving medical problems to being a consumer device that an everyday person would be able to buy, that’d be really telling.
But until then that’s not how it works. They need approval to do trials on very specific things, such as working with quadriplegics.
We’re probably decades away from non trials for only medical purposes.
Install this proprietary app from Google Play or App Store on your Google Android or Apple iPhone certified device to access your stored memories.
They can have my memories for like a $.99 app store credit.
Oops, looks like we had a security flaw and some malware has removed all your memories!
Sorry about that, we’ve given you free subscription to our Neuralink AI software for 1 year to make up for it.
I don’t care who makes it I’m not putting absolutely proprietary software in my brain
What happens if your brain implant is like a phone, and stops getting updates after 2 or so years? That'd suck really bad.
Then I’m jailbreaking my brain implant and installing Linux on it
The bootloaders gonna be locked.
It can only stay locked for so long
You gonna open up your brain to flash the ROM?
Probably get a unit w/o having it implanted, modify it, then get it installed unofficially. (Don’t ask who or where, because that won’t be shared publicly, as it will almost certainly be illegal).
Careful not to brick your brain implant.
Can it run Doom?
That’s all it runs.
What’s the worst that could happen?
Oh
I don’t understand owning a computer that you don’t fully control but using prosthetics that can be remotely disabled? This is why we need true open source GPL brain implants.
I’m daily driving Linux. And, frankly, for my eye implant, I’ll probably buy from apple.
I mean, no, I will buy something else, jailbreak foss it, will have to patch it while being blind from an update, and proudly tell everyone no friggin government will be able to backdoor my eye. But oh boy I’ll wish I bought one from apple, cuz those guys never go blind from updates.
Or when you do go blind the ceo will just say you are holding your iEye in the wrong spot.
Aye aye captain
Aye-aye
iBall
This isn’t a prosthetic that was remotely disabled, this is failing hardware that doesn’t have support from the original company which is in the process of going bankrupt.
I get where you’re coming from, and agree. Prosthesis and health devices should absolutely not be remotely controllable by a company. But you can’t really help a company shutting down.
And I highly doubt there are any open source implants which help sure blindness that are ready for prime time.
But still, if the technology is open, then someone may design some compatible replacement hardware. Imagine some makers community rig a replacement for the blind without carrying about profitability.
That’s one aspect, absolutely.
The other side of that coin though, is if you really want random people tinkering with things directly attached to your body, without having a proper way to test beforehand?
These types of devices need to go through testing before they reach human trials for a reason. While I’m happy to trust security of data and even control of my while home to FOSS communities, I honestly don’t know that I’d trust anonymous individuals online with no skin in the game with my literal body.
Yeah, that’s a legitimate concern, but letting this technology die along with a dying company is a waste. Imagine it getting brought by some patent trolls who wouldn’t do anything with it.
What if it’s FOSS
Then it wouldn’t be absolutely proprietary
Holy smokes it wouldn’t be??
I know shocking
Yeah, like this is technology I’ve wanted since I was a kid, the stuff I wish people were talking about when they say VR, instead of screens you wear on your head and motion-detection controllers. Video games are a lot better when they are dynamic and current VR tech can’t really do that yet.
But that said, I’ll die never experiencing that before trusting anything Elon Musk is involved with.
Why in the actual hell are we allowing Elon Musk of all people to put chips in people’s brains?
C.R.E.A.M.
Dolla Dolla bill y’all
I’ma tell you, like Wu told me
People are fucking morons
There is no we. This country is run by capitalist sociopaths.
Didn't the animal tests lead to pretty bad deaths? And wasn't that less than a year ago? I can't imagine this going well.
Plus there was the blind-tech that was revealed not too long ago where now that they're bankrupt the group is slowly going blind and worse. I feel like none of this is going to end well.
Lots of them, yes.
That poor bastard.
Poor is probably what led to it
In Elon’s eyes he’s still testing on animals.
…Which he is.
(insert Cave Johnson quote here)
This is one of the worst ideas in capitalism…
😁 I’m so looking forward to use this quote in real life.
I want this but with the capability of uploading fake memories. Like in the Arnold Chachanege where he gets fake memories. But without all the violence. I just wanna feel like a million bucks every day. Maybe I’ll remember how I made sweet sweet love the night before or something awesome like that.
How’d you like the woman in the red dress?
What woman in the red dress…all I see is blondes and brunettes…
Look again.
Wait, I’m gonna learn kung fu? Can I also watch endless porn? I rather do that actually.
How far is it from giving vision to blind people to making memories?
At the very least being able to send a video and have the brain understand it is at least a first step?
We’ll get there one day. I’ll recruit them some “volunteers” if they need!
…oh Mr Santos, it’s a really cool implant, you should really try it.
Mark of the least
Oh you
Watch. It will end up being Alec Baldwin.
Elon Musk saw the shitter episode of South Park, and was inspired by it. He hatched a plan. He needed a company working on brain computer interface technology, and Twitter to get renamed shitter. Nuerolink was easy to find, but Shitter was troublesome. He bought twitter, then in what only could be called by Elon Musk some sort of brilliance, thought he could tank the sites reputation so hard and give it a stupid brand that people would roll their eyes and switch to calling it “shitter.”
Once that had taken place, he would be able to develop the technology, and finally release a platform that gave anyone the ability to publicly broadcast all their thoughts without a filter. And he would be loved for it
Can’t wait to have a stroke because someone put a cryptomining virus on my brainchip.
playing Cyberpunk these days and there’s a lot of that
Oh, that’s why he’s been behaving this way.
God speed, guinea pig.
Pump the stocks with buzzwords!
Well if musk said it…
I don’t believe it.
I hope he himself has it in him. Based on his progressing psychosis it is in his head for some time now.
Why does clicking on this link bring up Google Play lol wtf
Musk wants to turn the planet into the same mindless drone he is himself.