If only there were some easily identifiable common denominator…
Passerby6497@lemmy.world
on 26 Aug 13:19
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How long until someone hacks a drone and uses it to commit a school shooting?
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 26 Aug 14:36
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How long until someone creates a plausibly convincing fake of these drones and uses them to perform a false flag or massacre with no chance of culpability?
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 26 Aug 20:56
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Or when they start using the drones as truancy officers as a cost cutting measure …
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works
on 27 Aug 09:16
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“Truancy is at an all time low” report various government instances. Oddly enough child sized coffins sales at an all time high, experts call it an “odd coincidence” more at 5.
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 26 Aug 20:56
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On it
darreninthenet@piefed.social
on 26 Aug 13:35
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What could possibly go wrong 🤦🏻♂️
gedaliyah@lemmy.world
on 26 Aug 13:36
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Florida once again forgets that Black Mirror is a cautionary tale.
Can’t be any school shootings if there isn’t either school or children in them. Success.
crystalmerchant@lemmy.world
on 26 Aug 17:35
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S L A U G H T E R B O T S
ideonek@piefed.social
on 26 Aug 19:20
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How can you read a proposal like this and not immediately go "Nope. That's it. We went too far. We lost. Let's circle back and start this entire society again from scratch"?
You know, as someone who like the looks and the mechanical side of guns, I find that idea interesting. It would not be practical, I guess, bullets are probably easier to pass under the table than guns, but eh.
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
on 26 Aug 22:58
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And truancy!
bigbabybilly@lemmy.world
on 26 Aug 23:09
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A dead fish can open doors better than Uvalde police officers.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
on 27 Aug 00:15
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They just needed to be properly motivated. Here, have a doughnut, a klan robe, red hat, and a pinup of Sarah Palin. Place them under a box trap and wait.
billwashere@lemmy.world
on 26 Aug 23:33
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Yeah this will go swimmingly. Especially if you’re the supplier of drones to the schools.
These will be purchased, sit in a cabinet and never be charged or maintained. When they are “needed”, no one will know how to operate them or what they can do.
This is a waste of money from the hit git go.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
on 27 Aug 00:16
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I give it 6 months before some kid asks ChatGPT to help him hijack these drones instead of bringing a gun of his own. He’ll murder his classmates with irony.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
on 27 Aug 10:50
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They just need more school shootings, so these things get proper use.
PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world
on 26 Aug 23:46
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As a teacher, my first question to admin would be “so what do we do when a group of 15 year old boys get it and start flying it around the neighborhood”?
The best solution to prevent school shootings is to have a good social network.
ViscloReader@lemmy.world
on 27 Aug 10:19
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How??? Like who in their right mind would greenlight this?
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
on 27 Aug 10:49
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See, Florida is in america and you wouldn’t believe who the big brain behind that shitshow is.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 27 Aug 11:10
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Same reason the UK has the Online Safety Act: People who don’t know shit about fuck being convinced by people who do know shit about fuck but want to make money from them being sold a big shiny solution that they are convinced will work.
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com
on 27 Aug 10:53
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How does one even come up with this idea?
How do we keep kids safe when something happens in a school?
Wait wair, first. How do we keep us safe when something happens in a school?
Why address the underlying issues when we can sell weapons to all sides? The only things we make where in America are weapons and fossil fuels. There’s money to be made!
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 27 Aug 11:20
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Because that is much more efficient than just simply having GUN CONTROL! Why not give every school an APV AND TANKS?!
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The number of guns will be increased again to handle the problems caused by the increased number of guns.
The shootings will continue until morale improves
The shootings will continue until
moralethe shootings improvesAn American solution to an American problem.
If only there were some easily identifiable common denominator…
How long until someone hacks a drone and uses it to commit a school shooting?
How long until someone creates a plausibly convincing fake of these drones and uses them to perform a false flag or massacre with no chance of culpability?
Oh I guess that would be easier
Or some situation arises where innocent students are the target
“You see, your kids died, but at least it was only your kids, and not anyone else. They probably would have died from the shooting anyways lmao”
Or when they start using the drones as truancy officers as a cost cutting measure …
“Truancy is at an all time low” report various government instances. Oddly enough child sized coffins sales at an all time high, experts call it an “odd coincidence” more at 5.
On it
What could possibly go wrong 🤦🏻♂️
Florida once again forgets that Black Mirror is a cautionary tale.
Soon they will reveal their latest invention, the Torment Nexus, from the hit Sci Fi novel, Don't Create the Torment Nexus.
They’ve been working really hard on their project based on the series Don’t create the Handmaid’s Tale.
And when one of these Drones KILLS INNOCENT CHILDREN we can get Drones for our Drones to Protect our Kids from our Drones we Put in Their SCHOOLS!
You are now moderator of the Drone Marketing Association sub.
the only way to stop a bad drone with a gun is….
I’m starting to feel like I’m living the prequel to Cyberpunk 2077…
Brother, I’m already living in night city.
Don’t worry choom, we’ll get through this somehow…
You better start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, Miss Turner. You’re in one!
As long as the drones are fully autonomous but still use WiFi with the factory default password, it should be OK.
Don’t forget, that the password is written on the bottom, so its visible when they fly above you
Me watching T2 as a kid: this will never happen.
Me now: oh
What a shithole country.
Once it stops just 1 school shooter then all schools will have them.
It would be great for law enforcement to use as a non-lethal use. If they use tranquilizer darts for people with a knife and mental unstable.
Yikes.
Reminds me of Idiocracy moment with policemen and a plane falling.
Kremlin Target Practice Camp
I predict this will end in complete success.
We shall define “success” later.
They will decide they don’t really want to do it after all. After millions has been given to various companies and contractors.
Sounds like a definition of success to me.
Can’t be any school shootings if there isn’t either school or children in them. Success.
S L A U G H T E R B O T S
How can you read a proposal like this and not immediately go "Nope. That's it. We went too far. We lost. Let's circle back and start this entire society again from scratch"?
K I L L B U Z Z E R S
Hannibal directive taken right out of the Israeli playbook.
The only thing to prevent school shooting seems to be more guns, AND more automated guns. Somehow.
It’s not guns that are the problem, it’s bullets, just ban selling bullets, let everyone keep there guns, problem will sort itself in a year or 2
You know, as someone who like the looks and the mechanical side of guns, I find that idea interesting. It would not be practical, I guess, bullets are probably easier to pass under the table than guns, but eh.
And truancy!
Sad state of affairs.
Can the armed drone open classroom doors better than Uvalde police officers?
A dead fish can open doors better than Uvalde police officers.
They just needed to be properly motivated. Here, have a doughnut, a klan robe, red hat, and a pinup of Sarah Palin. Place them under a box trap and wait.
HAAACCCKKKKS
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Yeah this will go swimmingly. Especially if you’re the supplier of drones to the schools.
These will be purchased, sit in a cabinet and never be charged or maintained. When they are “needed”, no one will know how to operate them or what they can do.
This is a waste of money from the hit git go.
I give it 6 months before some kid asks ChatGPT to help him hijack these drones instead of bringing a gun of his own. He’ll murder his classmates with irony.
They just need more school shootings, so these things get proper use.
As a teacher, my first question to admin would be “so what do we do when a group of 15 year old boys get it and start flying it around the neighborhood”?
This seems like a stupendously bad idea on its face. Haven’t they heard of Murphy’s Law?
Fucking stupidest idea I ever seen.
The US has more guns than its total population. Real GUN CONTROL is needed.
The best solution to prevent school shootings is to have a good social network.
How??? Like who in their right mind would greenlight this?
See, Florida is in america and you wouldn’t believe who the big brain behind that shitshow is.
Same reason the UK has the Online Safety Act: People who don’t know shit about fuck being convinced by people who do know shit about fuck but want to make money from them being sold a big shiny solution that they are convinced will work.
How does one even come up with this idea?
Why address the underlying issues when we can sell weapons to all sides? The only things we make where in America are weapons and fossil fuels. There’s money to be made!
Because that is much more efficient than just simply having GUN CONTROL! Why not give every school an APV AND TANKS?!
Americans are dumb cunts.
Anything to get rid of gun violence, as long as you don’t get rid of guns.
anything but the actual solution. like we had automatics and semi autos back when in the start of the country
This is a joke right?
ANYTHING to avoid sensible gun control eh? Just throw more guns at the problem!