Sam Bankman-Fried thought there was a 5% chance he would be president, Caroline Ellison testified in his trial (www.businessinsider.com)
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Sam Bankman-Fried thought there was a 5% chance he would be president, Caroline Ellison testified in his trial::Sam Bankman-Fried told Caroline Ellison that he could one day be the US president, she testified on Tuesday.

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autotldr@lemmings.world on 11 Oct 2023 08:00 next collapse

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Sam Bankman-Fried aspired to one day become president of the United States, his ex-girlfriend and former Alameda Research CEO Caroline Ellison testified in court Tuesday.

“He said there was a 5% chance he might be president someday,” Ellison said on the witness stand in the criminal trial against the disgraced crypto mogul.

In her testimony in a downtown Manhattan federal courtroom, the 28-year-old Ellison said Bankman-Fried shared his ambitions with her during their relationship, which moved in fits and starts over the course of about three years.

The two met while working at Jane Street, a quantitative investment firm, while Ellison was an intern and Bankman-Fried was a trader.

Last week, Bankman-Fried’s biographer, Michael Lewis, revealed that the FTX cofounder even considered paying Donald Trump not to run for office in the 2024 presidential election.

A spokesperson for Trump told Insider’s Lloyd Lee that SBF has been “outed as a fraudster and someone that can’t be trusted.”


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scarabic@lemmy.world on 12 Oct 2023 06:29 collapse

Getting called a fraudster by Trump… damn that’s got to hurt. How much humiliation can SBF take? What’s next? His mom talks to the press about his bed wetting as a kid?

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works on 12 Oct 2023 08:15 collapse

Getting called a fraudster by Trump… damn that’s got to hurt.

Trump call literally everyone who doesn’t kiss his ass a liar (“Fraudster” is too hard to say).

fruitleatherpostcard@lemm.ee on 11 Oct 2023 08:02 next collapse

Tell ya what. That’s a weird lookin’ gal.

Raiderkev@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 2023 08:47 next collapse

Don’t do meth yo

cyd@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 2023 09:19 collapse

It’s more to do with the courtroom artist doing mushrooms.

jonne@infosec.pub on 11 Oct 2023 09:27 next collapse

Edvard Munch has to pay the bills somehow.

fruitleatherpostcard@lemm.ee on 11 Oct 2023 10:49 collapse

She’s got a kinda primordial dwarf thing going on.

I’m really not turned on.

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 2023 14:38 collapse

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PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee on 11 Oct 2023 14:46 collapse

I think the courtroom artist improved upon what he had to work with.

YeetPics@mander.xyz on 11 Oct 2023 20:36 collapse

Really earning the artist part of his title.

BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one on 11 Oct 2023 09:45 next collapse

Heat must be turned way up. Wax is melting.

scarabic@lemmy.world on 12 Oct 2023 06:27 next collapse

And SBF isn’t weird looking?

fruitleatherpostcard@lemm.ee on 12 Oct 2023 13:22 collapse

Oh yeah… he’s kinda wobbly looking too. Bad AI vision.

8ender@lemmy.world on 15 Oct 2023 19:07 collapse

Given the other two she clearly pissed off the court illustrator somehow

NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com on 11 Oct 2023 08:52 next collapse

My man had an overinflated ego…

Mamertine@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 2023 12:36 next collapse

I think that’d happen to anyone when people are literally handing you billions of dollars.

dublet@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 2023 15:21 collapse

Worth noting that “con man” is short for “confidence man”. Inflated egos help with the confidence needed to trick people out of money.

NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com on 11 Oct 2023 15:22 collapse

Thanks for the info.

CluckN@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 2023 17:29 collapse

They are lying you just got conned!

NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com on 11 Oct 2023 17:51 collapse

Thanks for the info.

bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 11 Oct 2023 21:08 collapse

They are lying you just got conned!

NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com on 12 Oct 2023 04:47 collapse

Thanks for the info.

ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi on 11 Oct 2023 09:02 next collapse

“I was playing bronze 3 league of legends during the debate”

ozmot@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 2023 09:21 next collapse

I don’t think SBF has enough criminal allegations to be president. He hasn’t even grabbed someone by the pussy.

jonne@infosec.pub on 11 Oct 2023 09:26 collapse

He did grab Caroline Ellison’s pussy. But I guess if it’s consensual it doesn’t count.

Murvel@lemm.ee on 11 Oct 2023 09:53 next collapse

This gal is by far the most goblin looking creature I’ve ever seen. A bit mean, not very relevant, but lmao it’s fascinating to me.

And good lord, this Bankman-Fried, he’s getting overcooked to a crisp.

psmgx@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 2023 12:41 collapse

I believe other commentators described her as a wood nymph

Murvel@lemm.ee on 11 Oct 2023 13:03 next collapse

lol, a nymph isn’t exactly the first thing that comes to my mind but some creature or another sure

ChrisLicht@lemm.ee on 11 Oct 2023 14:29 next collapse

You mean like a termite nymph?

<img alt="" src="https://i.imgur.com/NEsQbdc.jpg">

modeler@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 2023 14:29 next collapse

She described herself as a wood nymph

slurpeesoforion@startrek.website on 11 Oct 2023 15:48 collapse

This is why you don’t give the fae anything.

Wodge@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 2023 10:36 collapse

He’s using the trump defense. “I might be president one day!” so the judge goes “Oh, in that case, we’re done here, can’t be prosecuting the future President of the United States, case dismissed” and then Einstein appears and gives SBF $100% and an bald eagle weeps a single tear and they go for pizza and cheeseburgers.

cheese_greater@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 2023 16:38 next collapse

You call this erotic fiction? Bwa!

ScrotusMaximus@lemmy.ninja on 11 Oct 2023 19:57 collapse

S…s…senpai…I can’t hold it in anymore uWu

cheese_greater@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 2023 20:22 collapse

Is Scrotus short for Scrotius?

PinkPanther@sh.itjust.works on 11 Oct 2023 20:48 collapse

What do you think, cheese-grater (I shortened yours - you’re welcome)?

cheese_greater@lemmy.world on 11 Oct 2023 22:10 collapse

Touché, salesman

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