First functional human brain tissue produced through 3D printing
(interestingengineering.com)
from L4s@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world on 05 Feb 2024 14:00
https://lemmy.world/post/11590978
from L4s@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world on 05 Feb 2024 14:00
https://lemmy.world/post/11590978
First functional human brain tissue produced through 3D printing::undefined
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I need that. I burned through most of mine during a 1977 Pink Floyd concert.
That sounds both dystopian and amazing. Bio-neural-CPU’s when?
Whatever you do, don’t let Neelix (or his cheese) near any of them.
What about Twovix?
It was made already newscientist.com/…/2363095-80000-mouse-brain-cell… newatlas.com/computers/human-brain-chip-ai/ www.nature.com/articles/nature.2015.18536
Playing doom.
Middle of a boss fight.
Holy shit I’m gonna do it…
Stutter.
Stutter.
Looping audio.
Black screen.
I forgot to feed my cpu.
Kick computer in frustration.
Printer sends out 911 text message.
Arrested for attempted murder.
Old judge gives me life in prison because “all human life is sacred”
The server is down
Have you tried rebooting it?
No, it’s depressed and wants a hug.
STL?
Bed and nozzle settings plz
I’m more interested in which filament was used.
All those times you thought you were making spaghetti was actually brain tissue
Obviously it’s over hipped news, but, would it be ethical to print neutral network brains made of human cells? How about the question… How many chicken brain cells does it take to do the same job as a given amount of human cells? And if that number is 3 or 46, does that mean that we are 3 or 46 times smarter on average than a chicken? Or maybe 1 human vote is 45 times a chicken’s? 1/45th vote rule?
How many human brain cells do we need to guide a missile?
A similar experiment was actually done 20 years ago, using rat neurons to pilot a flight simulator. 25,000 rat neurons in a petri dish were capable of flying the simulated F-22. research.ufl.edu/publications/…/extract2.html
Will the missile know that Osama has be gone for a while? Is it going to get bored just hanging from an F14 all day? Will it go off if it’s depressed? Is it male or female? Will you feel bad if it’s a really sexy female missile? How do you grow up a missile control neutral network? Do you have to have the birds and bees talk with your missile? If Johny the missile jumps off the empire State building, does your missile have to hump from the empire State building? Gosh! So many questions!
Do female missiles have a period? Can two missiles that really love each other have baby missiles? Do they go off when they go off? Where does daddy missile work? Does he cheat with mommy missile?
Can the sexy female missile be my girlfriend?
Indeed!
Sexy female jet art is out there, feel like sexy female missile art is the next logical step.
That guy knows exactly where the research will be used first.
Ethics? Who the fuck is ethics! /s
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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Growing Living Rat Neurons To Play… DOOM?
Growing Human Neurons Connected to a Computer
A Leaf Made of… Meat??
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.