Removing Jeff Bezos From My Bed ◆ Truffle Security Co. (trufflesecurity.com)
from doopinglouie@feddit.org to technology@lemmy.world on 21 Feb 20:10
https://feddit.org/post/8281669

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Shadow@lemmy.ca on 21 Feb 20:28 next collapse

I was intrigued by those things a while ago but the subscription + cloud BS was a no-go for me. That aquarium chiller is a cool idea, but not many of those covers on ebay.

bilb@lem.monster on 22 Feb 14:01 collapse

Sounds like an opportunity for someone to crowdfund a privacy respecting cover+chiller package.

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net on 21 Feb 20:38 next collapse

I want off this planet.

nahostdeutschland@feddit.org on 21 Feb 20:41 next collapse

  • a $2000 bed
  • with a $19/month subscription
  • which is a full linux computer
  • full of security holes
  • that allows the company to ssh into your bed
  • that totally could give those guys access into your local network
  • the CEO is flirting with DOGE and is offering them free beds
  • they are tracking your sleep data and tweeting about it

WTF?

jqubed@lemmy.world on 21 Feb 20:46 next collapse

!aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

RobotToaster@mander.xyz on 22 Feb 08:57 next collapse

Offering quasi-government officials free beds to hack them is very cyberpunk

Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu on 22 Feb 12:43 collapse

Peralez vibes intensify

nyan@lemmy.cafe on 22 Feb 15:19 next collapse

I want to move to a timeline where this is part of a bad movie plot, not part of the news.

heavydust@sh.itjust.works on 22 Feb 17:35 next collapse

Some idiot bought a $2000 bed. IoT or not, it’s a nice bonus.

Nighed@feddit.uk on 22 Feb 17:54 collapse

I wasn’t going to read the article until I read your comment. Wtf!

AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today on 21 Feb 20:46 next collapse

You can build a simple bed presence sensor using one of those pressure mats used to hook up to alarms in nursing homes and a water/leak detector (I use the aqara detector for this). You just have to strip off the end of the cable from the mat, find the wires that do the circuit inside of the mat (I just used the leak sensor to find them) and wire it up to the sensor. Boom, bed presence sensor! Of course, this doesn’t track your sleep directly.

ThePantser@lemmy.world on 21 Feb 21:01 next collapse

I bought a few of the pressure pads used for heated seats in cars and then hooked it up to a zigbee door window sensor. I just soldered the sensor ends to the reed switch. I use them for smart fatigue mats so my work bench powers up when I step on the mat and then 20min of non stepping has it power off the bench. Keeps me from forgetting to turn off my bench PSU and solder iron.

catloaf@lemm.ee on 21 Feb 23:09 next collapse

You need a bed presence sensor? I mean, I guess you’d want to be notified if suddenly your bed was not present, but I can’t imagine that it happens that often.

felbane@lemmy.world on 22 Feb 13:40 collapse
nahostdeutschland@feddit.org on 22 Feb 09:18 collapse

There are better gadgets to track your sleep. If you want to just track how you’re sleeping, get a cheap fitbit. Withings or Apple Watch are also able to detect sleep apnea

towelie@lemm.ee on 21 Feb 21:02 next collapse

On an unrelated note, that thumbnail image looks fairly convincingly like pixel art until you zoom into it. Conversely, the pixel art people are making with comfyUI and LORAs (locally) is insane. I messed around with it and you can generate 2d and 3d game assets of anything you can think of.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 21 Feb 21:21 collapse

That is really fuckin cool

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works on 21 Feb 23:25 next collapse

Do people still think Bezos is running Amazon? I’m sure he still has some influence but I actually think Amazon actually got even worse since he stepped down from CEO.

mac@lemm.ee on 22 Feb 17:08 collapse

Hmm that aquarium chiller solution is interesting to me. I’d like to wire it up to home assistant, so I could automate it. Wonder if there are any that I could control with an IR blaster?

Would miss out on some of the fun data you get from the complete solution though.

I also saw there was some firmware available for the complete solution, for local control. But unsure if I can realistically justify that large of a purchase while relying on a project that may lose support.

I’m aware of the bed jet, but it doesn’t seem as useful as it just pushes air, so if your room is already hot you are out of luck.