infinitevalence@discuss.online
on 11 Feb 2025 15:37
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I am, there saved them the trouble.
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
einkorn@feddit.org
on 11 Feb 2025 16:08
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Not that I am arguing for simply rolling over but:
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
When push comes to shove, they won’t give a flying fuck about a piece of paper that says they can’t do that. Just ask anyone who’s been to Gitmo on either side of the bars.
infinitevalence@discuss.online
on 11 Feb 2025 16:13
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Yeah, that part pisses me off to no end. If they lock up even one Citizen in gitmo…
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 18:27
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Then when push comes to shove, I will not consider their safety.
palordrolap@fedia.io
on 11 Feb 2025 16:12
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They put you somewhere that you have no communication with the outside world. Now what?
RaoulDook@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 17:45
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The eyes and the groin should be the first targets according to Bruce Lee
palordrolap@fedia.io
on 11 Feb 2025 18:44
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You haven't watched or read much dystopian fiction (or fact, as below), have you?
My mind always goes to that one scene in Roots where, below decks on the slaver ship, the captured slaves-to-be stage a revolt and resolve to swim to the bank of the river the ship is sailing on. They succeed in reaching the top deck, a masterpiece of planning, only to become dazed both by the daylight as well as the fact there was no riverbank in sight.
Those poor bastards were from inland, had probably never been more than a few miles from their villages. They literally couldn't conceive of something as large as the Atlantic ocean.
Likewise you're failing to conceive all the ways that your plans won't work. You really think you'll get to someone's crotch or eyes? And if you do, that you'll not be overcome and won't get that opportunity next time?
The only hope is a whole heap of incompetence on behalf of the captor. And in that case you will still not win the fight. Run.
And hope there's a riverbank nearby or else you're cooked.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 16:16
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Cute that you think they give a damn about the constitution
spankmonkey@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 15:53
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Yes, fuck ICE, fuck nasified ICE. See, this as a positive stance to have towards ice. This is not : “Posting Negative Things About” … “Fucking ICE”.
notsure@fedia.io
on 11 Feb 2025 15:57
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...and upvoting things about it!
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 15:59
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But what if you don’t like water that’s frozen? Are you going to end up in a detention camp trying to explain that there’s been a big misunderstanding?
earphone843@sh.itjust.works
on 11 Feb 2025 16:06
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Yeah, EVs are the way to go. Fuck ICE and all the pollution they make.
baggins@lemmy.ca
on 11 Feb 2025 16:07
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Fuck ICE
ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip
on 11 Feb 2025 16:12
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I posted in the other thread talking about this. Just so it’s painfully clear,
Fuck off ICE.
shininghero@pawb.social
on 11 Feb 2025 16:41
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Yeah, and? They can suck on my left nut if they don’t like my criticism.
Besides, my family has been here since the start of the nation. Where are they going to deport me to, Plymouth rock?
spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 16:42
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Please someone direct me to where I van ho to post negative things online about ICE.
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 19:39
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I would like to know where I can personally inform them that I am, in fact, posting negative things about their department online. I’ll even send them a fucking link
ashenone@lemmy.ml
on 11 Feb 2025 16:44
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ICE is the reason the 2nd ammendment exists. The only good cop is a dead cop
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 17:14
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Put me on the same list whydontcha. Fuck ICE weasels.
Trylytx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 11 Feb 2025 17:46
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Has poor little ICE got their feelies hurt?
sunzu2@thebrainbin.org
on 11 Feb 2025 21:50
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Pedons don't show enough respect for these unsung heroes
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca
on 11 Feb 2025 18:15
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ICE once bit my sister.
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz
on 11 Feb 2025 20:29
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ICE bites kan be vary nasti.
KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml
on 11 Feb 2025 18:59
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Any time spent on little old me is time they can’t spend in the field
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 19:05
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ICE can suck my balls while I fuck it’s mother in the asshole.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
on 11 Feb 2025 21:03
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That seems overly complicated and counterproductive. How can ICE watch you fuck its mother if it’s sucking your balls? They should do that after you fuck its mother.
badbytes@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 19:17
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Fuck ICE
Nima@leminal.space
on 11 Feb 2025 19:25
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ICE can suck dicks in hell! 🥰🫰
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
on 11 Feb 2025 19:36
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I am an illegal immigrant living in America and ICE will never get me
cyberfae@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 20:20
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I wouldn’t count on that if I where you. They’re cracking down harder than ever, and they’re getting even more citizens by mistake during their raids than usual.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
on 12 Feb 2025 00:21
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I’m guessing they said this to make ICE waste resources going after them. Of course, Trump wants to be able to deport citizens, too.
dmention7@lemm.ee
on 11 Feb 2025 19:48
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Fuck ICE. All my homies hate ICE.
Scanning this thread though, I was kinda hoping there would be one single “Fuck ICE” comment amongst the rest, that was randomly downvoted to oblivion for no apparent reason.
P1k1e@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 20:14
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Fuck ICE
(Downvote me for this guy)
knightmare1147@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 20:43
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The hero we needed o7
cyberfae@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 20:16
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Scanning this thread though, I was kinda hoping there would be one single “Fuck ICE” comment amongst the rest, that was randomly downvoted to oblivion for no apparent reason.
Why???
PoolloverNathan@programming.dev
on 11 Feb 2025 23:39
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Probably a reference to Reddit’s “fourth comment” thing.
SecretSauces@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 20:21
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ICE is the modern day Gestapo.
Not sure if that’s a negative thing in their eyes though.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
on 11 Feb 2025 21:04
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Maybe 30% of ICE personnel would understand that being the gestapo represents a “branding problem,” maybe 1% are ethical enough to feel bad about it but not enough to quit.
SecretSauces@lemmy.world
on 12 Feb 2025 00:56
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If it walks, talks, and violates human rights like a duck, I’m calling it a fucking duck.
Varying9125@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 20:24
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I want them to know. tell them it was me 🖕
VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca
on 11 Feb 2025 20:56
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ICE is a buch of racist maggots.
figjam@midwest.social
on 11 Feb 2025 21:03
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ITT: Yes.
constant_liability@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 21:12
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Fire melts ICE so there’s a viable solution to dealing with ICE. Also, ICE gargles with ass vomit.
meowmeowbeanz@sh.itjust.works
on 11 Feb 2025 21:30
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So ICE is scraping the narcissist playgrounds to hunt migrants now. Par for the course in the surveillance state’s evolution — law enforcement cosplaying as keyboard warriors while violating what little remains of digital privacy.
The real kicker? Tech giants rolling out the red carpet for this dystopian collaboration. Data extraction as border enforcement. We’ve normalized corporate complicity in human suffering through layers of API access and sanitized policy jargon.
Watching governments weaponize platforms designed for vanity and outrage should surprise nobody. The algorithm feeds on fear either way — whether it’s manufactured viral rage or biometric tracking masquerading as national security. This isn’t about immigration. It’s about perfecting the digital panopticon where every like and follow becomes potential evidence.
dmention7@lemm.ee
on 11 Feb 2025 22:00
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I just saw few dozen identical comments with a bunch of upvotes, so the idea of people randomly dogpiling one single comment for no apparent reason struck me as funny!
I seem to recall a subreddit like that… chains of identical one word posts, 20 comments deep, all with a hundred upvotes… and one poor dude with like -1000.
Hayduke@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 22:24
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ICE thinks Taco Bell is authentic Mexican cuisine.
Sumdood64209@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 22:54
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Fuck ICE
Doolbs@lemmy.world
on 11 Feb 2025 23:05
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Everybody–EVERYBODY–needs to post negative shit about ice.
ICE is America’s brownshirts and ICE agents are worse than regular cops (who are, obviously, bastards).
JTskulk@lemmy.world
on 12 Feb 2025 00:37
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Yes, I am. Any other questions?
a_baby_duck@lemmy.world
on 12 Feb 2025 00:50
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The average ICE agent would be very upset by all of these comments if they could read.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 12 Feb 2025 01:27
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Fuck ICE
All my homies are c/HydroHomies
bizzle@lemmy.world
on 12 Feb 2025 01:51
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I am 😁 fuck ICE
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 12 Feb 2025 02:18
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I’m an illegal immigrant living in the US and ICE will never find me 🙂
Cool_Name@lemm.ee
on 12 Feb 2025 02:26
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Yes I am.
El_guapazo@lemmy.world
on 12 Feb 2025 02:30
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I’ve hated ICE before it was cool.
Bastards
underwire212@lemm.ee
on 12 Feb 2025 02:40
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Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 12 Feb 04:39
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#landofthefree!
alphabethunter@lemmy.world
on 16 Feb 02:08
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“Land of the thief, home of the slave (…) where the dollar is sacred and power is god.” -Brother Ali
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world
on 12 Feb 2025 02:50
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Cool story. I don’t care if they know I fucking hate them.
Whateley@lemm.ee
on 12 Feb 2025 03:10
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I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.
All my homies shit on ICE, too.
Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 12 Feb 2025 03:33
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Fuck ICE. What the fuck are they going to do, deport from my country that isn’t the USA? This makes me feel like I start saying “fuck ICE” on the regular, just to give them more work to do with this thought police shit.
knobpolisher@feddit.nl
on 12 Feb 2025 03:36
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FUCK ICE
chuckleslord@lemmy.world
on 12 Feb 2025 03:51
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Fuck ICE. pieces of shit
Sanctus@lemmy.world
on 12 Feb 2025 04:07
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Remember that constitution they loved so much?
Fuck ICE
Shanedino@lemmy.world
on 12 Feb 04:23
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Obligatory fuck ICE, hope they flag me.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
on 12 Feb 04:23
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aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 12 Feb 04:41
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what do we hate ICE? Aside from this post. Source: non-american
criticalcentrist@discuss.online
on 12 Feb 04:50
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I think they’re overstepping by wanting to know if people are posting bad things about the agency online, since no one wants to be spied on I can see how this would anger a lot of people
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world
on 12 Feb 06:28
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They’re gestapo
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 12 Feb 13:37
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They’re the group that Trump used to black bag protestors during the George Floyd protests and were the guys stuffing kids into cages last time he had the reins.
Etterra@discuss.online
on 12 Feb 05:12
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No prob ICE, fuck you.
frezik@midwest.social
on 12 Feb 12:05
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Hey, ICE, I’m posting negative things about you online. Glad we cleared that up.
Yes I am. Fuck ICE. Im white, and my last family memeber not born here was in the 1800s. You gonna deport me to Germany? Id love it, Ill pack my bags rn
Be careful wether immigrants will still be accepted after Feb 23rd.
jaemo@sh.itjust.works
on 13 Feb 15:15
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Hey ICE: fuck each and every one of you wish-tier-gestapo cosplayers. I think new negative thoughts about you every motherfucking Planck second, and wish I could slice time finer still so that I could cram more defiling thoughts about you, your mission, your mandate, your “leadership”, the miserable excuse for a country you want to create and the pitiable fools who enabled this to happen into the thoughtstrean.
Relax tho, Vanilla, I don’t want in. Actually you’d need a dump truck of gold bricks before I’d even consider setting foot in your currently-shit-hole country anyway. I’ve simply bag after bag of dick for you to dine heartily upon.
You’re dumpster-fire bouncers. That’s what we think of you.
ICE can go fuck themselves. Y’all a bunch of Gestapo wannabes in wraparound glasses with muffin tops that roll over your belts pass your profoundly small genitalia.
threaded - newest
I am, there saved them the trouble.
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
Not that I am arguing for simply rolling over but:
When push comes to shove, they won’t give a flying fuck about a piece of paper that says they can’t do that. Just ask anyone who’s been to Gitmo on either side of the bars.
Yeah, that part pisses me off to no end. If they lock up even one Citizen in gitmo…
Doesn’t have to be Gitmo. I recommend reading Little Brother and according to one hacker, so does the NSA.
Then when push comes to shove, I will not consider their safety.
They put you somewhere that you have no communication with the outside world. Now what?
The eyes and the groin should be the first targets according to Bruce Lee
You haven't watched or read much dystopian fiction (or fact, as below), have you?
My mind always goes to that one scene in Roots where, below decks on the slaver ship, the captured slaves-to-be stage a revolt and resolve to swim to the bank of the river the ship is sailing on. They succeed in reaching the top deck, a masterpiece of planning, only to become dazed both by the daylight as well as the fact there was no riverbank in sight.
Those poor bastards were from inland, had probably never been more than a few miles from their villages. They literally couldn't conceive of something as large as the Atlantic ocean.
Likewise you're failing to conceive all the ways that your plans won't work. You really think you'll get to someone's crotch or eyes? And if you do, that you'll not be overcome and won't get that opportunity next time?
The only hope is a whole heap of incompetence on behalf of the captor. And in that case you will still not win the fight. Run.
And hope there's a riverbank nearby or else you're cooked.
Cute that you think they give a damn about the constitution
Fuck ICE.
Yes, fuck ICE, fuck nasified ICE. See, this as a positive stance to have towards ice. This is not : “Posting Negative Things About” … “Fucking ICE”.
...and upvoting things about it!
But what if you don’t like water that’s frozen? Are you going to end up in a detention camp trying to explain that there’s been a big misunderstanding?
Yeah, EVs are the way to go. Fuck ICE and all the pollution they make.
Fuck ICE
ncja.org/…/ice-to-review-social-media-users-for-n…
This has a version of the article without the “non paywall” landing page/wall.
Snowflakes
The victim culture is very strong with law enforcement lol
ICE can gargle my balls
That’s refreshing
wow they didn’t say you could, rude
Fine... Sign me up for another list daddy
Fuck Ice and fuck who ever helps them.
I posted in the other thread talking about this. Just so it’s painfully clear,
Fuck off ICE.
Yeah, and? They can suck on my left nut if they don’t like my criticism.
Besides, my family has been here since the start of the nation. Where are they going to deport me to, Plymouth rock?
Please someone direct me to where I van ho to post negative things online about ICE.
I would like to know where I can personally inform them that I am, in fact, posting negative things about their department online. I’ll even send them a fucking link
ICE is the reason the 2nd ammendment exists. The only good cop is a dead cop
Put me on the same list whydontcha. Fuck ICE weasels.
Has poor little ICE got their feelies hurt?
Pedons don't show enough respect for these unsung heroes
ICE once bit my sister.
ICE bites kan be vary nasti.
Any time spent on little old me is time they can’t spend in the field
ICE agents have woke DEI sex with parrots.
ICE can suck my balls while I fuck it’s mother in the asshole.
That seems overly complicated and counterproductive. How can ICE watch you fuck its mother if it’s sucking your balls? They should do that after you fuck its mother.
Fuck ICE
ICE can suck dicks in hell! 🥰🫰
I am an illegal immigrant living in America and ICE will never get me
I wouldn’t count on that if I where you. They’re cracking down harder than ever, and they’re getting even more citizens by mistake during their raids than usual.
I’m guessing they said this to make ICE waste resources going after them. Of course, Trump wants to be able to deport citizens, too.
Fuck ICE. All my homies hate ICE.
Scanning this thread though, I was kinda hoping there would be one single “Fuck ICE” comment amongst the rest, that was randomly downvoted to oblivion for no apparent reason.
Fuck ICE
(Downvote me for this guy)
The hero we needed o7
Why???
Probably a reference to Reddit’s “fourth comment” thing.
ICE is the modern day Gestapo.
Not sure if that’s a negative thing in their eyes though.
Maybe 30% of ICE personnel would understand that being the gestapo represents a “branding problem,” maybe 1% are ethical enough to feel bad about it but not enough to quit.
If it walks, talks, and violates human rights like a duck, I’m calling it a fucking duck.
I want them to know. tell them it was me 🖕
ICE is a buch of racist maggots.
ITT: Yes.
Fire melts ICE so there’s a viable solution to dealing with ICE. Also, ICE gargles with ass vomit.
So ICE is scraping the narcissist playgrounds to hunt migrants now. Par for the course in the surveillance state’s evolution — law enforcement cosplaying as keyboard warriors while violating what little remains of digital privacy.
The real kicker? Tech giants rolling out the red carpet for this dystopian collaboration. Data extraction as border enforcement. We’ve normalized corporate complicity in human suffering through layers of API access and sanitized policy jargon.
Watching governments weaponize platforms designed for vanity and outrage should surprise nobody. The algorithm feeds on fear either way — whether it’s manufactured viral rage or biometric tracking masquerading as national security. This isn’t about immigration. It’s about perfecting the digital panopticon where every like and follow becomes potential evidence.
I just saw few dozen identical comments with a bunch of upvotes, so the idea of people randomly dogpiling one single comment for no apparent reason struck me as funny!
I seem to recall a subreddit like that… chains of identical one word posts, 20 comments deep, all with a hundred upvotes… and one poor dude with like -1000.
ICE thinks Taco Bell is authentic Mexican cuisine.
Fuck ICE
Everybody–EVERYBODY–needs to post negative shit about ice.
Fuck ice.
Fuck yeah I am. ICE is a terrorist organization. Fuck ICE.
Only pedos work at ICE.
Hey ICE, go sit on a fire hydrant and make it disappear.
Fuck ICE
If ICE made it a lifelong goal to eat all the shit I’ve ever shit in life, they’d still have more purpose and respect than they do now.
i.e. Eat my shit, ICE.
I’ll shit on your shit and they can eat my shit too.
ICE is America’s brownshirts and ICE agents are worse than regular cops (who are, obviously, bastards).
Yes, I am. Any other questions?
The average ICE agent would be very upset by all of these comments if they could read.
Fuck ICE
All my homies are c/HydroHomies
I am 😁 fuck ICE
I’m an illegal immigrant living in the US and ICE will never find me 🙂
Yes I am.
I’ve hated ICE before it was cool. Bastards
Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……
#landofthefree!
“Land of the thief, home of the slave (…) where the dollar is sacred and power is god.” -Brother Ali
Cool story. I don’t care if they know I fucking hate them.
I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.
All my homies shit on ICE, too.
Fuck ICE. What the fuck are they going to do, deport from my country that isn’t the USA? This makes me feel like I start saying “fuck ICE” on the regular, just to give them more work to do with this thought police shit.
FUCK ICE
Fuck ICE. pieces of shit
Remember that constitution they loved so much?
Fuck ICE
Obligatory fuck ICE, hope they flag me.
ICE is jerks.
(Posted from the DHS wifi)
Fuck ICE!
what do we hate ICE? Aside from this post. Source: non-american
I think they’re overstepping by wanting to know if people are posting bad things about the agency online, since no one wants to be spied on I can see how this would anger a lot of people
They’re gestapo
They’re the group that Trump used to black bag protestors during the George Floyd protests and were the guys stuffing kids into cages last time he had the reins.
No prob ICE, fuck you.
Hey, ICE, I’m posting negative things about you online. Glad we cleared that up.
Ill save them the effort. Yes I am, cunts.
Well of course I am. Lots of sensible folks are posting negative things about ICE online. ICE are a bunch of assholes.
Hire contractors? They can just ask, I’ll even link them the bad things I’ve said.
ICE is precisely the kinda thing the “The Department Of Homeland Security” would be there to defend us from if the DHS wasn’t also full of shit.
Fuck ICE
I am
Fuck you ICE, you’re a low quality wack organization filled with scum who couldn’t even make it as regular cops.
You bring shame to your own mothers.
Shortcut for ICE. Yes. Yes I am.
We wouldn’t want to be held back by any restrictions placed on actual law enforcement agents, I guess?
My assumption is they will get taken to the cleaners by some company that will set up an AI monitor that barfs false positives at the agency all day.
Yes, I am.
Yes I am. Fuck ICE. Im white, and my last family memeber not born here was in the 1800s. You gonna deport me to Germany? Id love it, Ill pack my bags rn
Be careful wether immigrants will still be accepted after Feb 23rd.
Hey ICE: fuck each and every one of you wish-tier-gestapo cosplayers. I think new negative thoughts about you every motherfucking Planck second, and wish I could slice time finer still so that I could cram more defiling thoughts about you, your mission, your mandate, your “leadership”, the miserable excuse for a country you want to create and the pitiable fools who enabled this to happen into the thoughtstrean.
Relax tho, Vanilla, I don’t want in. Actually you’d need a dump truck of gold bricks before I’d even consider setting foot in your currently-shit-hole country anyway. I’ve simply bag after bag of dick for you to dine heartily upon.
You’re dumpster-fire bouncers. That’s what we think of you.
ICE can go fuck themselves. Y’all a bunch of Gestapo wannabes in wraparound glasses with muffin tops that roll over your belts pass your profoundly small genitalia.