Anyone Can Push Updates to the DOGE.gov Website (www.404media.co)
from misk@sopuli.xyz to technology@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 07:55
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singletona@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 08:00 next collapse

You understand the assignment people.

Darkard@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 09:08 next collapse

I do, but say I was… Let’s call it “clueless”, what would a simpleton like me do to exploit such a thing?

CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 14 Feb 2025 10:59 collapse

It looks like it’s been patched. I couldn’t find solid instructions anyway. But if I do, I’m sure someone will post an easy to use shell script.

jonne@infosec.pub on 14 Feb 2025 09:58 collapse

  • only if you’re behind like 7 proxies
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 12:12 collapse

And you gotta bounce it off satellites.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 18:34 collapse

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VY_xxL2jL0

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 21:19 collapse

They should have used a Wingate.

NRjeez@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 08:06 next collapse

bumping for the 1337 haxorz

weariedfae@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 09:50 collapse

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eran_morad@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 13:14 collapse

Is musk’s consort shitting out another kid?

Fizz@lemmy.nz on 14 Feb 2025 08:13 next collapse

This is so embarassing. It can’t be the case that these idiots are actually in control of the united states.

martijn86@lemmy.ml on 14 Feb 2025 08:47 next collapse

It all seems to be rushed and it’s all an attack on political opposition. Doing it well isn’t important. Like a monkey throwing shit at another monkey, they don’t care that they have some shit on their hands, they threw shit at another monkey and that’s what counts. Unfortunately the shit throwing monkeys are the president of the USA and the wealthiest person in the world.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 16:04 collapse

To be fair, healthcare.gov had a rocky rollout too. No gaping security holes AFAIK though, so this is a new low.

Maggoty@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 18:34 collapse

The agency they turned into DOGE was responsible for fixing healthcare.gov and preventing future bad roll outs. But they fired the actual talent to replace them with Musk’s interns.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 19:07 collapse

Do you have a source on that? Because that’s just awesome.

hansolo@lemm.ee on 14 Feb 2025 09:28 next collapse

What is “Things people have been saying for 10 years?” Alex?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 10:14 collapse

10 years? More like 200 years!

eran_morad@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 13:13 next collapse

You can thank your compatriots for this horror show. Huh. There’s a double entendre there if you’re familiar with the Russian language, or if you’ve read A Clockwork Orange.

rottingleaf@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 15:51 collapse

There’s a double entendre there if you’re familiar with the Russian language

As a Russian speaker, I don’t understand this. Could you elaborate?

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz on 14 Feb 2025 17:58 next collapse

Does “ужасшоу” sound kind of like “asshole”?

eran_morad@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 18:30 collapse

“Horrorshow” is the Nadsat word that Alex used in A Clockwork Orange to mean “good”. It’s a bastardized transliteration of хорошо.

rottingleaf@lemmy.world on 15 Feb 2025 06:30 collapse

Ah. OK. Not immediately recognizable, but clear now.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 13:25 next collapse

It can’t be the case that these idiots are actually in control of the united states.

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KeenFlame@feddit.nu on 14 Feb 2025 15:13 collapse

Nah they have people helping them. At any second you could stop and they would have no power. But you continually support their project

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 18:04 collapse

Hah?

KeenFlame@feddit.nu on 18 Feb 2025 20:26 collapse

If you stop allowing them to do it they can’t, because they’re OLD PEOPLE with severely impeded cognitive ability

Arbiter@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 08:13 next collapse

Hahahahahahaha

fl42v@lemmy.ml on 14 Feb 2025 08:21 next collapse

What did you expect from a department named after a memecoin anyways

TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org on 14 Feb 2025 11:57 next collapse

The meme came first. Then the coin. Then Elon. It used to be innocent.

fl42v@lemmy.ml on 14 Feb 2025 13:58 collapse

Considering elon is also a joke, the history repeats itself

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com on 14 Feb 2025 17:54 collapse

I still think it’s incredible he named his not yet an actual government department after a should-be-treated-as-a-security-by-the-SEC that he pumped and dumped

IHeartBadCode@fedia.io on 14 Feb 2025 08:45 next collapse

Fucking CyberTruck like fucking pile of shit website. What kills me the most is that the fucking things they're screenshoting, those pages have literal "export to XML" buttons that they could fucking export, save the XML to some shared drive that gets swept, and the put it in some actually secure database.

This whole fucking thing reeks of some fucking weeb ass Roblox hackers whose last project consisted of Lua Script emulating some fucking redstone calculator they wrote in Minecraft. And the export fuction on the thing? It's just one dimension SUM function CSV exports. Literally no other dimenstions of values to add, shit I would be fucking surprised if a single one of the people writing the goddamn have ever heard of OLAP.

And to top it off, we already have a fucking website that does what this fucking place does, but 846 decillion times better. And it doesn't have a fucking Instagram esque reel of Tweets of people taking fucking screenshots of an open database.

I can't wait till the next dumbass gets into the White House and turns this pile of grabage off. Paying these idiots millions to power and run the hardware this pitiful excuse of a website runs on. And all we got for that money is some shit that is about on par as the shit you get from some O'Reilly book called "Building a Government Website Crash Course" with a Bald Eagle dying of bird flu on the cover.

This fucking idiot maybe wants to fucking learn what the hell SQL is.

Thassodar@lemm.ee on 14 Feb 2025 10:14 next collapse

So, tell us how you really feel.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 13:27 collapse

I’m here for it

philpo@feddit.org on 14 Feb 2025 11:18 next collapse

But the government does not use SQL per ELMO.

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I am waiting for this idiot to come up with something like EIQL (Elmo’s idiotic query language).

spankmonkey@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 12:46 next collapse

Musk is wrong about literally everything. Must be nice to have enough money to make up for being a fucking moron.

SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 14 Feb 2025 13:20 collapse

I don’t know if there’s enough money in the world to make up for that horse’s ass. All his purchased government position does, beyond destroying the US government, is broadcast how he’s a feckless moron to anyone who isn’t just as stupid.

Unfortunately, Musk isn’t alone: many US citizens are that stupid.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 18:06 next collapse

And as high! haha

Wait . . what?

SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 14 Feb 2025 18:16 collapse

I’ll need ketomine too to cope with this presidency.

schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business on 14 Feb 2025 19:15 collapse

many US citizens are that stupid

Most.

30% voted for this, 40% couldn’t be fucked to vote against this so we’ve got a base of 70% of this country being dumb as shit.

rottingleaf@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 15:50 next collapse

So you are telling me Musk has been touching techy things since about 1995 till now, and thinks there’s an organization without any SQL at least someplace? I wouldn’t dare suggest that about ISIS.

Any website - OK, web is inefficient and shouldn’t be used. But their operations planning just wouldn’t work so well without proper business analytics infrastructure.

griD@feddit.org on 14 Feb 2025 16:23 collapse

EIQL

Not enough ‘X’

rottingleaf@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 15:37 next collapse

emulating some fucking redstone calculator they wrote in Minecraft

Let’s stop right here for a bit. With redstone in Minecraft you can make the same logical constructs that in real world lead from a bipolar transistor to a machine capable of decoding your porn in real time. And people, including kids, do design those.

Please show some respect.

Those who make calculators in Minecraft are not the dumb kind.

Literally no other dimenstions of values to add, shit I would be fucking surprised if a single one of the people writing the goddamn have ever heard of OLAP.

But yes, weird to expect almost college kids to have the experience needed. I can imagine some of them having the necessary education, but for a data analyst the mathematical basis is simple and the rest is experience.

griD@feddit.org on 14 Feb 2025 16:22 next collapse

I can’t wait till the next dumbass gets into the White House and turns this pile of grabage off. Paying these idiots millions to power and run the hardware this pitiful excuse of a website runs on. And all we got for that money is some shit that is about on par as the shit you get from some O’Reilly book called “Building a Government Website Crash Course” with a Bald Eagle dying of bird flu on the cover.

Thanks, I needed that. Poetic.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 18:05 collapse

Username checks out

seaQueue@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 08:59 next collapse

Someone needs to turn that site into nothing but goatse stat

rottingleaf@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 15:52 next collapse

Doesn’t seem avoidable.

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org on 14 Feb 2025 19:11 collapse

Make America Goatse Again

umami_wasbi@lemmy.ml on 14 Feb 2025 09:00 next collapse

Ah, I see. That’s the efficiency they’re looking for.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 16:05 collapse

Crowd source your database, what could go wrong?

pezhore@infosec.pub on 14 Feb 2025 09:39 next collapse

Someone make it show

Doge ⬇️ Trump ⬇️ Congress

I want to see trump get asked about it in the next presser.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 16:06 collapse

No, penis.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 10:16 next collapse

Please…show this to The Onion. Let The Onion post some updates…it’s their ultimate wet fantasy.

heavydust@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 11:56 collapse

They will fire most of their employees since they’ll get free daily content for the next 4 years.

malfisya@lemm.ee on 14 Feb 2025 10:19 next collapse

Expert at dumbassery

Zier@fedia.io on 14 Feb 2025 10:32 next collapse

Someone needs to post jokes about the Swastika Car to President Xelon, that will piss them both off. Also remind President Felon that xelon is pwning him so hard!!!

Maeve@kbin.earth on 14 Feb 2025 10:11 next collapse

Maybe it's intentional

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 14 Feb 2025 11:26 collapse

I can’t believe people don’t get that. They are trying to delegitimize the parts of our government that help us.

Maeve@kbin.earth on 14 Feb 2025 12:48 collapse

Maybe it's more sinister than that.

vinnymac@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 15:19 collapse

It is far more sinister. They are trying to delegitimize them and then replace them with private corporations that they control. It is a long term plan.

Two of the key ultra conservative goals of P25 are to consolidate power of the executive branch and benefit corporate interests by rolling back regulatory oversight. They are doing a great job of their goal.

Maeve@kbin.earth on 14 Feb 2025 15:25 collapse

3-5% of the population general striking and protesting wildly could turn the tide. People say they can't afford time off work. They won't have work, if they don't. At least not paid work.

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com on 14 Feb 2025 17:56 collapse

Current economic indicators aren’t looking good. If the largest employer in the country performs mass layoffs there’ll be a loooot of people out of work and likely not enough jobs to go around

Australis13@fedia.io on 14 Feb 2025 11:41 next collapse

This pretty much proves that the US government is experiencing its worst cybersecurity breach ever.

See also https://lemmy.world/post/25293137

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de on 14 Feb 2025 12:06 next collapse

This has also been the narrative on recent techdirt.com posts, e.g. techdirt.com/…/at-last-doge-and-musk-are-finally-… - I (not being American) do not know or care enough about the topic to have an opinion about it.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 12:28 next collapse

This is by design, weaken security and allow daddy Putin to take over

eran_morad@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 13:09 next collapse

Musk is proof of that, in and of himself. And it’s not just cyber, it’s national security. We are in grave danger.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 13:48 next collapse

Also a pretty brilliant feat of social engineering on Musk’s part. (And I don’t say that to be flattering, it just kind of is.)

Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 15:50 next collapse

The United States has been glory holed by anyone who paid admission.

samus12345@lemm.ee on 14 Feb 2025 17:21 collapse

Is it really a breach if they’ll just hand it over to anyone who pays and/or stroke’s Mango Mussolini’s ego?

Evotech@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 11:45 next collapse

I’m torn on this, on one hand I know there must be millions of dollars in contracts for pointless reports and a huge amount of government wasteful spending in general.

On the other hand, musk and trump are absolute morons. And they will cut shit just because they don’t know what the words mean.

roofuskit@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 12:01 next collapse

They’re not cutting actual waste. Their goal is to cripple the parts of the government that stopped them from doing illegal shit.

Evotech@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 12:06 next collapse

Sure sure, it’s most likely a cover.

Spookyghost@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 12:41 collapse

Not most likely, is.

spankmonkey@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 12:43 collapse

Blatantly and obviously is, why the fuck does anyone believe their bullshit?

db2@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 13:18 collapse

Stupidity. It’s because stupidity.

eran_morad@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 13:10 collapse

Not to mention their unwitting goal of destroying the United States. They’re useful idiots.

catloaf@lemm.ee on 14 Feb 2025 17:00 collapse

Unwitting? No. They are knowingly and intentionally doing this.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 12:35 next collapse

The wasteful spending is in defense and ain’t nobody looking into that…

knightly@pawb.social on 14 Feb 2025 13:50 collapse

Look at the bright side, the Evil Empire is over! America is done. Cooked. The next few years are gonna suck a lot but the deteriorating conditions will finally push Americans into a second revolution.

thejml@lemm.ee on 14 Feb 2025 15:09 next collapse

Sadly, the deteriorating conditions are exactly what some groups want. Those are also the ones who can affect change, either with guns or money.

schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business on 14 Feb 2025 19:13 collapse

0.001 ElonCoin says that absolutely nobody will revolt against anything.

70% of the country either wants this or was too lazy to do a single thing to stop it, and the other 30% is too busy yelling at each other about how they’re the most pure.

Ain’t shit gonna happen.

knightly@pawb.social on 14 Feb 2025 19:19 collapse

Your figures are reversed.

schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business on 14 Feb 2025 19:22 collapse

Not voting was a vote for Nazis, so yeah, the ~40% that did not vote are being clumped in with them.

knightly@pawb.social on 14 Feb 2025 19:32 collapse

That’s what I said…

wuphysics87@lemmy.ml on 14 Feb 2025 13:17 next collapse

Whoever dismantles the pre-existing structure will be the one who will have the chance to rebuild it. This is the entire reason they are doing it. Great if you share their vision. Not so much if you don’t.

Evotech@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 13:23 next collapse

At least someone is doing it.

spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 14 Feb 2025 13:32 collapse

What a shit take. Not all change is good change, and if you think this will be a good change, boy do I have some great ocean front property in Colorado to sell you.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 16:03 collapse

Yeah, my preference for government is to not change. Enforce the laws we have efficiently, and don’t bother me too much. Big changes carry a lot of (usually) subtle carveouts for special interests.

kent_eh@lemmy.ca on 14 Feb 2025 18:48 next collapse

will be the one who will have the chance to rebuild it

Assumingbthey have any intention of rebuilding it.

kent_eh@lemmy.ca on 14 Feb 2025 18:48 collapse

will be the one who will have the chance to rebuild it

Assuming they have any intention of rebuilding it.

FatCrab@lemmy.one on 14 Feb 2025 13:53 next collapse

If you are “torn” on whether it is a good thing to grant a wealthy campaign donor unfettered and unquestionably illegal access to government and bureaucratic infrastructure, with zero accountability or oversight, and who has displayed absolutely zero competence at managing any public institution (and in fact has a record of incompetence at managing private enterprises), then I honestly think you’re one of the millions of Americans who just needs to fuck off and stop contributing to adult decision-making. You’re simply not up to the task.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 14:14 next collapse

Waste is how you frame it.

Even literal poop has a benefit.

I do client work, sometimes it drives me mad how much time I “waste” making PPT slides that are just prettier BI dashboards, but then the client sees it, sends that one slide to his boss and everyone claps me on the back.

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 14 Feb 2025 19:09 next collapse

No you don’t know that. You are repeating a trope without substance. Sure there’s probably huge waste at the pentagon but that’s not on the chopping block here.

JacksonLamb@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 19:13 collapse

“Im torn on this, on one hand I know I have an untreated open wound on my leg, on the other hand here’s a 6 year old kid in a “doctor is in” t shirt who wants to smear whipped cream on it as a treatment”.

What’s to be torn by? False dichotomy.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 13:23 next collapse

“Basically, doge.gov has its codebase, probably through GitHub or something,” the other developer who noticed the insecurity said. “They’re deploying the website on Cloudflare Pages from their codebase, and doge.gov is a custom domain that their pages.dev URL is set to. So rather than having a physical server or even something like Amazon Web Services, they’re deploying using Cloudflare Pages which supports custom domains.”

Elmo’s a genius you know

PattyMcB@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 14:07 next collapse

Is he perfectly stable, too?

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 14:16 collapse

Ohhhh . sssuuure. I mean, when he’s not ketted out to the gills.

So. Regularly. Maybe even often?

Agent641@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 15:11 collapse

I understand several of those words.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 15:25 next collapse

Most websites run off of a server. They’re just using a “repeater” (CloudFlare Pages) to serve directly off of their Github or whatever which is sort of top-shelf slapdashery.

Not serious. Not competent.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 15:58 collapse

What’s sloppy about it? Plenty of blogs and other static sites work that way. In fact, that’s largely how we do deployments at my company, we merge to a special branch and it triggers a deployment.

The database being open is completely sloppy, but deploying through a source control platform is fine.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 16:51 next collapse

Well, it’s sloppy for a government website. This is not a private enterprise running out of someone’s garage. There’s many reasons why that should not be an acceptable paradigm for posting government information.

If you’re running a sandwich shop or a metal working shop, posting your phone number and address through CloudFlare Pages is probably fine.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 16:56 collapse

This is not a private enterprise running out of someone’s garage

Neither is the company I work for. We’re not Amazon, but we handle billions of revenue, our users have very high risk jobs, and they are using our software more and more to do these high risk jobs. We have a lot of controls about how things get released (QA team, and every change is tested before and after deployment), we just use our source control to handle the actual deployment.

Whether it’s sloppy depends on their processes (i.e. who validates the change?), not the tools they use.

We don’t use Cloudflare Pages, but we do use automatic deployments, and pretty much anyone on the team can submit a change for deployment. It’ll get reviewed before going live, but that’s a limitation we’ve placed on the tools and process.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 17:06 collapse

No doubt your company has more invested in the domain name than a pointer to pages.dev, as well.

Do we think doge.gov has a QA group? Do we think there’s more than two people who review changes? Or that they even review changes at all?

The setup your company has and what this appears to be (it’s true, this is speculation) is probably vastly more than just “we both use git to manage production pushes”. I’d bet you company has spent a fair number of years getting to this point, and doge.gov has not even secured a proper certificate while suggesting they’re competent to handle the entire financial information of the United States Government.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 17:52 collapse

Do we think doge.gov has a QA group? Do we think there’s more than two people who review changes?

Idk, I don’t work there, nor have I looked into how they’re structured. I’m not going to make assumptions though.

I’d bet you company has spent a fair number of years getting to this point

Yeah, we have a bunch of tooling to make all that magic “just work.” It runs tests, check the health of deploys (and has a sane failover if it’s unhealthy), etc. There’s a lot to it, but at the end of the day, if I really want to, I can push and deploy straight to prod w/o anyone else being involved (I’d probably get fired, but I could do it).

The tech stack isn’t nearly as interesting as the processes surrounding it.

proper certificate

I assume you’re talking about the DB and not the website itself, which is protected by a proper certificate, at least as of Tuesday (that’s when the certificate starts being valid). I don’t know when the website was launched, so I can’t comment on anything before that point, though the domain seems to have been registered since the day after inauguration.

the entire financial information of the United States Government

That’s largely public info, no? I don’t know what exactly is exposed, but honestly, pretty much all financial information (aside maybe from the military and intelligence) should be public record. If it’s not, I’d welcome a breach that exposes it so journalists can look it over and find out what they’re trying to hide.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 19:18 collapse

mmmm all the same I’d rather not have AI slurping up all my tax records to sell me a mortgage rate I’d have to take.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 19:28 collapse

Does DOGE have access to tax records? I’m guessing that’s not a thing since they’re focusing on spending instead of revenue, right?

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 19:32 next collapse

Good question, I dunno. I mean, it will be that time in just a two months so let’s stay tuned to this exciting show.

wanderingmagus@lemm.ee on 14 Feb 2025 19:37 next collapse

I wonder how they got that one judge’s daughter’s tax records with full name, place of employment and real signature.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 14 Feb 2025 20:09 collapse

I’m sure some calls to/from a Senator could get that kind of info.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 17 Feb 2025 21:36 collapse

And three fucking days later . . .

m.lemmy.world/posts/lemmy.world/c/…/25706573

criss_cross@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 17:14 collapse

Yeah I think the static page thing was just there to illustrate how the coders reverse engineered the api and saw what was getting called.

I agree static content alone on CF isn’t “bad”. This perfectly illustrates why you have to have your API shit together when you go with this approach.

urquell@lemm.ee on 14 Feb 2025 17:39 collapse

Still more than Elon himself

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one on 15 Feb 2025 06:00 collapse

I understood almost none of that and that still makes me smarter than Musky.

MehBlah@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 13:55 next collapse

If the trouble shooters are all artless students then what do expect from whoever is running that website?

InnerScientist@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 14:37 next collapse

Our Database

[deleted] on 14 Feb 2025 14:50 next collapse

.

moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 14 Feb 2025 16:54 next collapse

Firing the IT people because they cost too much is always a good thing to show you the incompetence.

statler_waldorf@sopuli.xyz on 14 Feb 2025 20:24 next collapse

Bosses when the IT dept is furiously responding to an outage: What do we pay you for?

Bosses when everything is running smoothly: What do we pay you for?

JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world on 15 Feb 2025 10:42 collapse

PEDANTRY PAST THIS POINT

This joke would have worked even better (it already works well) if you put the lines in the other order

Edit: I know markdown, I should not struggle with formatting this much lmao

moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 15 Feb 2025 13:50 collapse

The markdown makes some pedantry points.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world on 15 Feb 2025 04:47 collapse

“Why do we have all these IT people? All the tech works fine!”

purplemonkeymad@programming.dev on 15 Feb 2025 18:37 collapse

* Something breaks *

Why do we have all these IT people? Nothing works!

Wiz@midwest.social on 14 Feb 2025 18:25 next collapse

archive.is/pvmpd

Snapz@lemmy.world on 14 Feb 2025 20:13 next collapse

Remember that if you can see something that obvious, imagine all the quiet changes people are making that aren’t being immediately found. Not only the deliberate horseshit from musk and his facsy tots, but other attempts to distort data from traditional bad actors like China and Russia

AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world on 14 Feb 2025 23:34 collapse

Literally every country should do this. Any single country with internet access and even the start of a cyber security org should be extracting what they can, getting whatever access they can.

Honytawk@lemmy.zip on 14 Feb 2025 21:21 collapse

Probably because it “doesn’t” use SQL