All of Humane's AI pins will stop working in 10 days (www.engadget.com)
from schizoidman@lemm.ee to technology@lemmy.world on 18 Feb 23:42
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paequ2@lemmy.today on 18 Feb 23:56 next collapse

HP, which is buying the company’s intellectual property for $116 million… Humane was seeking a $1 billion buyout

🤣 🤣 🤣

mysticpickle@lemmy.ca on 18 Feb 23:59 next collapse

HP. Now there’s a company with an eye for the future! 🤭

ch00f@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 00:23 next collapse
someguy3@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 00:52 collapse

I’m betting on IBM!

db2@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 02:57 collapse

What’s good for Chrysler is good for America!

Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz on 19 Feb 01:09 next collapse

That still seems like a wildly high buyout.

DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 03:01 next collapse

‘I’ll give you tree-fiddy’

-HP, probably

Rooty@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 04:08 next collapse

Even 116 mil is too much for this trash product.

ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 19 Feb 10:22 collapse

They’re not buying the product, they’re buying the IP. the article literally says that HP doesn’t give a fuck about the product/HW

ramenshaman@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 04:43 collapse

If HP does anything with that IP they will 110% find a way to make it even worse.

floofloof@lemmy.ca on 18 Feb 23:59 next collapse

They worked before? Not what I heard.

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 00:06 collapse

I think the article says they will work less than before.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 19 Feb 00:25 collapse

They’re gonna suddenly be too light to use as a paper weight? 🤨

FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee on 19 Feb 00:00 next collapse

Oh man, they are gonna ruin like 5 people’s day with this.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub on 19 Feb 03:23 collapse

Is it that many?

JayGray91@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 03:55 collapse

At least as many as techtubers influencers received them. So 1 too many of this grift.

nickhammes@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 05:43 next collapse

But how many of them do you think put it away within a week of using it to make content? I would bet the ratio of people who possess one to people who will be disappointed is huge, assuming there are in fact disappointed users.

Sturgist@lemmy.ca on 20 Feb 06:22 collapse

I think the disappointment probably came about 5 minutes after unboxing, and news of the shut down would be more relief than disappointment

M137@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 10:17 collapse

How do you not understand that someone just having it and someone actively using it is completely different?

ch00f@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 00:24 next collapse

A little shocked the Rabbit R1 outlived them. Mine is still chugging, though a lot of the features (like MidJourney integration) have been halted.

Gonna be a fun little Android media player in a few months I suppose.

paequ2@lemmy.today on 19 Feb 01:41 collapse

I mean, the R1 was $200, came with a year of Perplexity, and didn’t require a subscription.

The Pin started at $500 and required a subscription, along with a new phone number.

Not that surprised.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 19 Feb 06:13 collapse

I thought that the subscription money was what would keep them afloat for longer

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 00:32 next collapse

[The Humane AI team will form an] AI innovation lab focused on building an intelligent ecosystem across HP’s products and services for the future of work

Hope they like figuring out how to sell printer ink

FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee on 19 Feb 00:45 next collapse

“It’s like chatgpt but it only prints replies on physical paper so it’s a premium experience, and the ai is expressive so it will use delightfully colorful, full page background images for its replies.”

FauxLiving@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 05:27 collapse

It prints in white text on a black background

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 05:57 collapse

And yet still refuses to print when the cyan cartridge is low.

artificialfish@programming.dev on 19 Feb 02:03 next collapse

I’ve been in an acquisition like this. I feel for anyone who has their startup work dismantled by an acquisition just looking to hire and squash their product.

Scrollone@feddit.it on 19 Feb 05:24 next collapse

Yeah, that’s sad, but in this case the product itself squashed the startup, not HP.

echodot@feddit.uk on 19 Feb 05:56 collapse

The product was a failure long before HP got anywhere near it

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 06:37 next collapse

The pin will be reconfigured to notify you when you need to buy more ink.

slaacaa@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 07:14 collapse

Me: “Hey, HP Assistant, why is the black-and-white page not printing?”

Printer: “Our cutting edge AI predicitive algorithm forecasts increased yellow ink usage in the future, so please renew your subscription now.”

someguy3@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 00:57 next collapse

I had never heard of it. From wiki

The Ai Pin is a wearable device, meant to be attached to the user’s shirt at chest level. It is a voice assistant and cellular phone, equipped with a camera, and a limited monochrome “screen” that’s projected onto the user’s hand on demand. The user mostly interacts with the device through a small touchpad, and also hand gestures when the projection screen is active.[15]

The Ai Pin has received generally negative reviews, praising its product design but criticizing the limited battery life and how easily the device overheats in just a few minutes.[23][24] The New York Times reported that due to overheating problems, Humane executives would use ice packs to chill the pin before previewing it to investors or partners.[14]

The Verge wrote, “After many days of testing, the one and only thing I can truly rely on the Ai Pin to do is tell me the time.”[23] The review from Inverse stated that it “is slow to answer even basic questions.”[24] Fast Company noted that “Almost everything about the pin was a UX disaster for reviewers.”[25]

What the hell does hp see in this?

* Sigh. I know it’s not the product, I know HP bought the IP. i can’t see how there is any significant IP from this company in development of this product.

jaybone@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 01:58 next collapse

It has AI in the name.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today on 19 Feb 02:04 next collapse

Yep!

All the tech companies are invested in AI, and it’s gloriously expensive to do from scratch. Instead, they’ll drop $100 million to “stay relevant in today’s climate” without doing any work.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works on 19 Feb 05:45 collapse

Also “H” “P”

iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works on 19 Feb 02:01 next collapse

Nothing, and that’s why they are shutting it down. You should read the article, HP’s comments on what they get from the acquisition are directly quoted in it.

someguy3@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 02:05 collapse

Seriously?

Ok:

What the hell does hp see in IP in this?

Scrollone@feddit.it on 19 Feb 05:27 next collapse

Probably a new smart way to force sell you printer ink.

P.S. buy a Brother printer instead

iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works on 19 Feb 13:51 collapse

Again, also nothing. Here, I’ll just quote the quote for you.

HP says the acquisition will bring Humane’s “engineers, architects and product innovators” to a new team called HP IQ, which it describes as an “AI innovation lab focused on building an intelligent ecosystem across HP’s products and services for the future of work.”

They don’t care about the IP or the hardware. They wanted the talent.

someguy3@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 15:18 collapse

Again, seriously?

Today’s discontinuation announcement was brought about by the acquisition of Humane by HP, which is buying the company’s intellectual property for $116 million

The article says they bought the IP. For someone so snarky you sure have it wrong. Now with a merger of fucking course you get employees with it, that’s how it works. But Mr snark, the article says they bought it for the IP.

But let’s talk business. Now what’s a cheaper way if you want the employees? You offer them a job. Costs nothing. Most would be happy to take it. How many staff were even left, after the obvious product failure, layoffs, and the best people seeing the writing on the wall and leaving. You’re gonna pay what at least a cool half million per employee? Talk about a finders fee, instead of just offering them a job.

Can’t wait to see how you try to snark your way out of that. I probably won’t respond, not worth it when you act like that.

iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works on 20 Feb 01:08 collapse

Didn’t mean to be so snarky mate. Have a good one.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub on 19 Feb 02:38 next collapse

If nothing else, the list of customers who were interested enough to spend money on such a product might be valuable to them.

someguy3@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 02:55 collapse

10,000 buyers. Yeah, no.

Even it was much higher, yeah no.

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works on 19 Feb 03:11 collapse

IP hoarding of products that may potentially be produced. Millions of dollars aren’t a pocket change, but if anyone’s going into this wearable AI bullshit, HP’d make a hole in their pockets. It’s a low stakes conservative gamble ‘just in case’.

someguy3@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 03:16 collapse

I have a hard time seeing much patentable. They can’t just patent ‘wearable pin’, it has to be much more specific.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub on 19 Feb 03:25 next collapse

it has to be much more specific.

Nintendo enters the chat

balder1991@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 04:17 collapse

They probably have patented some underlying technology they spent time researching to make the product viable.

someguy3@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 04:28 collapse

Sigh. I know it’s not the product, I know HP bought the IP. i can’t see how there is any significant IP from this company in development of this product.

Jode@midwest.social on 19 Feb 01:02 next collapse

distant Zitron laughing

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 01:30 collapse

My man is going to get a permanent desk at TrashFuture if this keeps up.

sparky@lemmy.federate.cc on 19 Feb 01:43 next collapse

Oh good, more useless e-waste.

OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml on 19 Feb 03:16 collapse

Everytime there is a new technology everyone rushes to cram it into literally anything. Like when Bluetooth came out. Or the first apps, blockchain, etc. It’s honestly sickening in my actual stomach. Big or small e-waste for all.

nick@midwest.social on 19 Feb 02:42 next collapse

Lol

MisterD@lemmy.ca on 19 Feb 02:42 next collapse

Internet of things == internet of trash

Don’t buy shit you cannot own

squid_slime@lemm.ee on 19 Feb 10:09 next collapse

Or as I like to call it, the internet of stings.

Richard stallman

cynar@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 14:41 collapse

IoT can be great. The key is, as you pointed out, to actually have personal control over it.

It also has to account for WAF (wife acceptance factor). If it doesn’t fail gracefully to a dumb version of itself, it’s not to be trusted

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 05:19 next collapse

Its Linux compatible or garbage. Bottom line. My Android phone is discharging faster than a bucket with a hole, but I’m keeping it as long as I can. I need to get me an Ubuntu phone.

Wispy2891@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 05:43 next collapse

This ewaste has like 1 hour of battery life and it’s so locked up that even the company itself can’t reset/refurbish the returns and just trash them

Hazelnutcookiez@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 19 Feb 06:12 next collapse

Jesus how old is your phone?

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 13:05 collapse

4 years. That’s not really old at all. They just throttle your battery’s capacity.

XiELEd@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 10:21 collapse

Can’t you just replace the battery somehow? My phone’s old battery had an adhesive which the repairman just cut, then he put in a new adhesive and battery in.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 13:10 collapse

The only way to open this thing is to remove the screen… Which is the only way to certify that I am me for all work related stuff…2FA is such a pita. So if I fuck up, that could be the loss of just my phone or all my e-mail. Lol, just kidding, I got backups. But boy, what a piece of shit way of doing things. I’m out. The hackers can have it all.

gi1242@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 05:23 next collapse

Founders were looking for a 1bil payout 😂. they settled for 116mil 🤯…

why would anyone pay for a company that flopped so fantastically? this makes no sense at all…

b_n@sh.itjust.works on 19 Feb 06:35 next collapse

Patents. Its always patents.

There is probably some IP there that can make printers worse for consumers too.

Croquette@sh.itjust.works on 19 Feb 11:07 collapse

Crazy that they got 116 millions for that.

rikonium@discuss.tchncs.de on 19 Feb 05:29 next collapse

Don’t worry all, the FAQ has reassured me that you can still use offline features like… checking the battery level!

Wispy2891@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 05:50 collapse

Lol I thought you were joking but they actually wrote

  1. Can I still use my Ai Pin for offline features?

Yes. After February 28, 2025, Ai Pin will still allow for offline features like battery level, etc., but will not include any function that requires cloud connectivity like voice interactions

Wait, can’t even check the time? Or it needs the internet connection for that?

pogmommy@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 19 Feb 05:55 collapse

Wow that ‘etc’ is doing a ton of legwork

ArchRecord@lemm.ee on 19 Feb 06:10 collapse

You know, offline features like seeing how long your device will stay on to tell you how long your device will stay on. Everything you need!

Wispy2891@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 05:41 next collapse

LOL they actually managed to scam HP and let them hold the bag

I thought the rumors last year were just a meme, because HP is the expert in wasting millions in failed acquisitions

Dark_Dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 19 Feb 06:30 collapse

How would they spend all that money they made by scaming people with their printer business

ICastFist@programming.dev on 19 Feb 13:08 collapse

I thought dick measuring contests in legal courts was the go-to “I have so much money and I don’t know how to spend it!” of big companies

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 19 Feb 06:23 next collapse

Was anyone ever able to accurately count the number of almonds in their hand?

Dekkia@this.doesnotcut.it on 19 Feb 08:21 next collapse

inb4 they release their new “Humane by HP” line of printers. They have only one button, which summons the new HP printer AI.

notannpc@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 09:44 next collapse

The was always the fate of this horrible product. Do the rabbit r1 next.

ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 19 Feb 10:18 next collapse

users will lose access to essentially all of their device’s features, including but not limited to calling, messaging, AI queries and cloud access. The FAQ does note that you’ll still be able to check on your battery life, though.

OK that is just fucking hilarious…People will literally be stuck with a battery monitor which only purpose is to monitor it’s own battery.

WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 12:09 collapse

“What is my purpose?”

“To monitor your battery”

“Oh my god”

96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl on 19 Feb 20:01 collapse

People with a burn out

AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com on 19 Feb 13:55 collapse

HAHAHA the device will be able to check its own battery but do nothing else. Amazing