Does Apple owe you money? Time's running out to file claim in $95M Siri settlement
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from mesamunefire@piefed.social to technology@lemmy.world on 12 May 20:31
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from mesamunefire@piefed.social to technology@lemmy.world on 12 May 20:31
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95M minus the attorneys’ pay out = not much left for all Siri users to make a claim, maximum cap is $20, probably will end up $4-$12, not worth the 27 hoops, do you have to jump through…
You do get paid per device. If you’re pretty dug into the ecosystem it might be worth it
Max of 5 device claims per person, so max of $100 per claimant.
Such an attitude is exactly what they’re counting on. Fewer claims, less payout.
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You may not be taking them for much… But take everything you can.
No. They will reach a dollar figure, and divide that amongst the claimants (and law firm). More claimants does not mean a higher settlement.
What you say is true to that extent… That’s nothing to do with my point…
Anyone not making a claim is unnecessarily leaving money on the table that will eventually (possibly) be rewarded back to the offender.
I’m saying just take them for everything you can, regardless of “hoops”, even if it doesn’t seen like that much. In the aggregate, we’re causing more financial pain rather than less.
What’d you miss in what I said?? (he asks rhetorically…)
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That’s what I was responding to. The company is paying out the same regardless of however many people file a claim. If you meant something else, that was unclear.
I’ve been quite clear.
You’re being willfully obtuse.
Bye.
I can’t get their web form to work. Fuck
Are you using a vpn? I had to turn mine off.
nope
I had trouble with it too. The site told me to disable all the privacy settings on my browser, at which point I simply decided that the whole thing was no longer worth my time and data.
Here’s a copy of the email I received the other day:
Relevant bit for the lazy:
US-only users may file a claim
Between 2014-2024, Apple posted $1,316B (rounded) in profits. The $95M settlement is 0.0072% of their total profits for the years in question (0.053% profits of 2024 alone). This is barely a slap. It’s not even purchase tax. It’s a rounding error.
“Oh, shit. I need to file to my check worth $1.27! That’ll teach them!”
Edit: I’m far from defending Apple, but they’re a Trillion Dollar Company.
This lawsuit is less than a rounding error to them.
All Hail Capitalism!
In typical class action fashion, it’s the lawyers who the company owes money to. Those of us actually impacted have to sing and dance for the table scraps.