Elon Musk is a pigeon CEO, 'he comes, sh*ts all over us, and goes', says former Tesla manager (electrek.co)
from skyspydude1@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 19:29
https://lemmy.world/post/14618863

#technology

threaded - newest

db2@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 19:30 next collapse

Sounds about right for him, brain the size of a pigeon too.

LordWiggle@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 20:48 next collapse

Pigeons know how to always fly home. Always a great feeling of direction. I think you overestimated his brain.

thefartographer@lemm.ee on 23 Apr 2024 20:52 collapse

I wish my brain were the same size and shape as a pigeon

Kolanaki@yiffit.net on 23 Apr 2024 20:54 collapse

“I’m a literal bird brain. Check out this x-ray!”

GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 19:47 next collapse

This is what we get for conflating a persons talent and ability with their net worth

Clent@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 19:59 collapse

His only talent is convincing the wealthy to invest in his schemes. I don’t understand how he does it, hearing him speak is painful.

He got lucky with Tesla becoming a meme stock.

SpaceX is being run by a competent engineer while its competitor, Blue Origin is being run by a megalomaniac. This is possibly Musks only competent move in business.

The rest of his ventures have been failures. To any one not blinded by greed, it’s clear he long ago peaked. He’s playing a shell game now but people will happily invest hoping luck will strike again.

glimse@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 20:10 next collapse

There’s an old tweet that explains it well, I’m sure you’ve seen it.

(Paraphrased) “Elon Musk talked about cars. I don’t know anything about cars so when people said he was a genius, I figured he must be a genius”

Investors don’t know shit about the stuff they’re investing in and Musk sounds really smart when you don’t know anything about the thing he’s speaking on.

Mongostein@lemmy.ca on 23 Apr 2024 20:15 next collapse

Man, I wish I was a deluded narcissist. Life sounds pretty good for them.

chris@l.roofo.cc on 23 Apr 2024 20:20 collapse

Only if you have enough starting capital to skirt through life without a worry.

Mongostein@lemmy.ca on 23 Apr 2024 20:22 next collapse

Right right. OK let me amend: I wish I was a deluded narcissist born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

Buffalox@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 21:11 next collapse

You are saying you wish you had a mental illness. No it’s not actually fun to be a narcissist, they are emotionally broken and can’t have normal relationships. This is true for both Musk and Trump, Trump has been married 3 times, and none appear to have any actual love. Another proof is when he learned he won the presidency in 2016. There was no joy, because nothing has value to him, and all is an act for appearance to satisfy his narcissism. It’s an empty life where you can trust no one, because you think they are as untrustworthy as yourself. You think no body loves you, because you are incapable of love yourself, and all you do is to try to keep up appearances. Even when they succeed and have everything, they really have nothing.

5too@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 21:28 collapse

I’d be happy with just the silver spoon, myself.

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc on 24 Apr 2024 00:53 collapse

Sorry to tell you, but there is no spoon.

slaacaa@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 04:49 collapse

If you are like that, it’s much easier to get capital by lies and scheming. I know a few soulless peers from university who are making much more money than I am, because they have no moral compass

spacesatan@lemm.ee on 23 Apr 2024 20:34 next collapse

To his credit SpaceX was at least a correct recognition that the dominant space launch companies were just a cartel milking federal funding for as much as possible. That sector is so stagnant that ULA still hasn’t blinked at the massive success of first stage reusability.

someguy3@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 21:11 next collapse

When you’re a government agency, you have to play things super safe. When you’re an independent company, you can do whatever you want. And if you fail, no one cares. If the government agency fails, it’s hell to pay.

ivanafterall@kbin.social on 23 Apr 2024 23:36 next collapse

Likewise for prominent contractors. When they start being Musky, you get the current Boeing debacle.

Disaster@sh.itjust.works on 24 Apr 2024 12:05 collapse

Someone tell that to NY state’s gov.

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 01:39 collapse

Well with SpaceX, there are now 2 big launch companies for the USA.

and given how the gov likes to spread contracts around there isnt a real existential incentive to do much.

seaQueue@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 20:52 next collapse

His only talent is convincing the wealthy to invest in his schemes. I don’t understand how he does it, hearing him speak is painful.

That’s not fair, he’s also really good at making promises to the public to secure incentives and public funding and then fucking everyone over

Clent@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 21:35 collapse

The real trick there is how he didn’t get sued.

The SEC has held him more accountable than the share holders

Wrench@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 21:27 next collapse

For Tesla and SpaceX, they attracted the top engineers because they were cool bleeding edge problems to solve that actually aligned with idealist goals in the industries.

Musk used that genuine motivation and overworked people into burnout, and took credit for others hard work.

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 2024 11:44 collapse

Sounds like the apple guy

zbyte64@awful.systems on 23 Apr 2024 23:47 next collapse

I wonder what he gave to go on SNL…

Tire@lemmy.ml on 24 Apr 2024 14:27 collapse

Shows how completely broken the system is.

tsonfeir@lemm.ee on 23 Apr 2024 19:54 next collapse

That’s an insult to pigeons.

sramder@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 21:06 collapse

Somewhat ironic that the original joke was about seagull managers.

givesomefucks@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 20:12 next collapse

More like one of those geese who are endangered in some places along their migratory path.

A pigeon you can shoot away, those birds you can’t. And they’ve learned that humans in those places can’t/won’t do anything

jabjoe@feddit.uk on 23 Apr 2024 20:56 next collapse

Do they mean seagull?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seagull_management

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml on 23 Apr 2024 21:53 next collapse

Yeah that’s what I was thinking, never heard it called pigeon management before

jabjoe@feddit.uk on 23 Apr 2024 22:02 next collapse

Maybe they mean pigeon to make it sound like he isn’t able to be a seagull manager. Like he’s trying to be a seagull manager, but only managed pigeon manager. A quiet insult.

mannycalavera@feddit.uk on 23 Apr 2024 22:06 collapse

Maybe all Tesla managers are as dumb as Musk himself and they did mean Pigeon but in an unironic way.

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe on 24 Apr 2024 01:10 collapse

Seems more like he’s combining it with a quote:

“Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyways.”

zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 24 Apr 2024 02:00 collapse

Yep, that’s what I’m guessing, too.

Cheems@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 00:51 collapse

It’s not pigeon management unless it’s from the city region of new york

lemmyingly@lemm.ee on 24 Apr 2024 11:06 next collapse

Steven management?

Edit: I was joking around. Since Seagal sounds very similar to seagull.

M137@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 2024 04:00 collapse

MINE-agement

someguy3@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 21:09 next collapse

Ohh that’s how you’re supposed to run businesses! Learn from the business genius! (/s)

Veedem@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 22:01 next collapse

We called this the “swoop and poop” in a previous job of mine. Definitely not something encouraged or enjoyed.

gasgiant@lemmy.ml on 23 Apr 2024 22:13 next collapse

Anyone remember when he spent all his time talking about colonising mars? That was his big thing and the future. Whatever happened to that?

Then spacex got government funding. Now AI is the big thing.

I’ve still yet to see any of his great visions he’s actually delivered on.

bitwaba@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 22:21 next collapse

Whatever happened to that?

He took all the money he was going to use to do that, put it in a duffelbag with X written on the side, and burned it.

AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 00:10 collapse

Isn’t something like that why Elon got in trouble with the Tesla board? Something about using Tesla as a bank to fund space x.

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe on 24 Apr 2024 01:06 collapse

Space X which he owns a controlling stake in, unlike Tesla.

nytrixus@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 00:24 next collapse

He’s one of those people who’ll pop around a corner and proclaim his credit of something he had next to no involvement in.

dev_null@lemmy.ml on 24 Apr 2024 09:44 next collapse

Whatever happened to that?

Very much in progress if you follow news on Starship. Actually going too fast in my opinion, I don’t think it’s safe enough.

epat@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 10:27 collapse

On the other hand, Starship is not fast enough, if I recall correctly, SpaceX claimed to Nasa that they’d be landing on the moon by now

dev_null@lemmy.ml on 24 Apr 2024 10:55 collapse

They definitely have their setbacks and delays. They sure keep trying though.

epat@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 12:27 next collapse

They do, but being slower than Orion to even get to the orbit is not a great look

dev_null@lemmy.ml on 24 Apr 2024 13:24 collapse

The question was “what happened to that?”, and the answer is “it’s very actively happening”. Whether they actually succeed is a whole different question that I can’t answer, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

foggenbooty@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 12:49 collapse

Starship is a terrible idea and vehicle. The fact they keep trying to make the thing work is just because Musk is burning government funds. It has no chance of making it to the moon, let alone mars.

dev_null@lemmy.ml on 24 Apr 2024 13:18 collapse

It sure is questionable, but so far each test got further than the last one, so while I wouldn’t be making any bets on it working, I’m not going to discount it either. People said the same thing about reusable rockets and now it’s no big deal. They might have a chance, as long as the president of SpaceX manages to keep Musk away from it.

foggenbooty@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 2024 16:30 collapse

Anything can make progress if it’s within the realm of possibility and you throw enough resources at it.

My issue with Starship is that it’s not really good for any of the things Musk has promised it for. It’s a heavy lift rocket that has not yet proven capable of surviving flight. Best case it can be used to get materials up to space, but used as a lander or a long distance ship? No way. It’s just not designed that way. Too heavy, too unsafe, too inefficient, too complicated.

dev_null@lemmy.ml on 25 Apr 2024 18:20 collapse

Sure, it’s a reasonable take.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 11:03 next collapse

Notice he has never actually volunteered to go up in a SpaceX rocket. I don’t think he’ll be going to Mars.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip on 24 Apr 2024 11:30 collapse

Tis a shame, Musk would be perfect to colonize Mars. Send him there. But forget to send women.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 11:40 collapse

I can think of some women who could go with him. Elizabeth Holmes, for example.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip on 24 Apr 2024 12:17 next collapse

Can we send Marjorie Taylor Greene, too? I really think they’d hit it off and I’d really like for her to be marooned, too.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 12:22 collapse

See? I’m sure we can make up a list of women we can also send on the submarine down to the Titanic rocket to Mars.

kungen@feddit.nu on 24 Apr 2024 14:37 collapse

Why should wire fraud give such a harsh punishment?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 15:10 collapse

I sincerely hope this is sarcasm. Either that, or you are completely unaware of how the American justice system favors the wealthy.

andros_rex@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 12:15 collapse

SpaceX is a fucking trashfire too. The fact that NASA has contracts with them disturbs me greatly.

olutukko@lemmy.world on 23 Apr 2024 22:50 next collapse

hey that’s insulting. against pigeons. they can at least fly without exploding (space x doesnt really), navigate to places without risking themselves (unlike telsa autopilot) and they don’t ruin every corporation they own. fuck musk though

msmc101@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 23 Apr 2024 23:55 next collapse

poetry

Grass@sh.itjust.works on 24 Apr 2024 00:13 next collapse

There’s a picture this makes me think of where a bunch of birds are sitting on a tree in typical pyramid hierarchy diagram positions, and each level of birds starting from the second is covered in more shit than the previous.

[deleted] on 24 Apr 2024 04:54 next collapse

.

Buttons@programming.dev on 24 Apr 2024 05:10 collapse

The true trickle down

WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 01:06 next collapse

I’ve never heard of pigeon management but I have heard something similar described as playing chess with a pigeon as someone who “knocks all the pieces over, shits on the board then struts aroind like they’ve won”.

qqq@programming.dev on 24 Apr 2024 08:25 collapse

Here’s some more anti-patterns gist.pother.ca/2e5817a37b1229ea1930/

AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 10:18 next collapse

Thanks for the list. While there are some that I read about previously, a few of the other patterns are something that I only experienced.

It is nice to know that these have been identified and labelled by others in the industry. :D

[deleted] on 24 Apr 2024 12:49 next collapse

.

nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org on 24 Apr 2024 16:58 collapse

Have to say, that’s a pretty epic surname.

FiskFisk33@startrek.website on 24 Apr 2024 16:43 collapse

poltergeist

um, isn’t that a DTO?

psycho_driver@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 01:41 next collapse

Elon’s final form as a pigeon manager

PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks on 24 Apr 2024 01:42 collapse

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Elon’s final form as a pigeon manager

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

masquenox@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 09:02 next collapse

Soooo… just a bog-standard CEO, then.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 11:02 collapse

As much as I hate them, I would wager that the majority of CEOs are more educated, smarter and have a better understanding of their business than Elon “Failed Upward” Musk.

masquenox@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 16:21 collapse

CEOs are more educated, smarter and have a better understanding of their business

You haven’t met that many of them, have you?

I have - the difference between the ones I met and the likes of Elon is that none of the ones I met had any interest in being celebrities. That’s the only difference - their institutionalized incompetence was the exact same.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 25 Apr 2024 16:53 collapse

Yeah, they only want to be well-connected with other CEOs and big investors so they can jump between orgs.

That said, some CEOs are decent. We just got a new CEO, and they seem decent. They have industry experience, not just an MBA from a prestigious school, and they asked the right questions when visiting recently. We’re not a huge org though (a few thousand people), but we are publicly traded (not in the US).

AlexisFR@jlai.lu on 24 Apr 2024 10:13 next collapse

What does “sh*ts” means?

menemen@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 10:49 next collapse

Gender neutral word for shitting.

n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Apr 2024 12:10 collapse

I never knew shitting was gender related

cholesterol@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 12:49 collapse
fhek@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Apr 2024 10:52 collapse

Shits.

Zealousideal_Fox900@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 10:49 next collapse

As a pigeon enjoyer, offence taken.

asret@lemmy.zip on 24 Apr 2024 10:56 collapse

I’ve always heard them described as seagull managers. Screams loudly, shits everywhere, leaves.

Zealousideal_Fox900@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 14:31 collapse

much better

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 11:01 next collapse

I’m picturing him walking into Tesla’s offices, going over to the engineers, saying, “make the horn make a fart noise,” and leaving, thinking he’s brilliant.

[deleted] on 24 Apr 2024 12:46 next collapse

.

skozzii@lemmy.ca on 24 Apr 2024 15:13 next collapse

“The bear is sticky with honey”

My God he’s brilliant…

PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Apr 2024 19:07 collapse

> be me

> walk into billion dollar company that’s slowly tanking

> entire staff gets down on their knees begging for mercy

> look around

> point to the most impressive technological advancement in transportation of the century since the car was invented

> “what the hell is this?”

> lead project manager raises, still trembling

> “it’s our brand new zero emission self driving car powered entirely by the air around it and it can be produced for half the cost of our existing line”

> do that obama lip thing

> “not bad, not bad”

> idea pops into my head

> evilgrinchgrin.jpg

> “what if… you made the horn sound a fart?”

> everybody has a nervous breakdown

> cut half the team and leave without elaborating

> be homeless dude wielding machete

> picture unrelated

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/0697c13f-bba2-4f2c-b678-686497a6a80e.webp">

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 11:17 next collapse

Can’t we all agree to just ignore him? Like stop posting about him and quit Twitter? He thrives off negative attention.

lemmyreader@lemmy.ml on 24 Apr 2024 11:25 next collapse

Problem is that lots of people do not leave Tw(X)tter and are not intending to do so :( And some are on Mastodon sort of pretending to have left the Pigeon sh*t CEO product, but still posting mostly screenshots from the old site. Good thing is that some are pretty clear about having left and encouraging others to follow like here : mastodon.social/@dangillmor ->

Journalists, please leave Twitter and join the fediverse. Here’s how to get started:

Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip on 24 Apr 2024 13:27 next collapse

Where is the “how to get started”

somewhiteguy@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 13:34 next collapse

There’s a link to this article. I haven’t vetted anything, so take it for what it is.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 14:35 collapse

Mastodon is as easy as Lemmy,easier even.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 14:34 collapse

Even join Bluesky. It’s pretty good, I am enjoying, lots of public figures there too.

Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 18:01 collapse

Isn’t it invite only?

HighElfMage@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 18:09 collapse

No, it went to open signups a few months ago. I’ve been on it since February.

Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 2024 03:43 collapse

Thanks I’ll check it out

PBCrisps@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 12:23 collapse

No people can’t because they’re addicted to outrage-porn and being degraded (humiliation fetish).

TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee on 24 Apr 2024 11:19 next collapse

I don’t think pigeons deserve that sort of badmouthing.

[deleted] on 24 Apr 2024 12:45 next collapse

.

yokonzo@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 13:47 collapse

Chicago here, pigeons are dicks

zgasma@lemmy.sdf.org on 25 Apr 2024 07:10 next collapse

I always heard it as seagulls. Swoop in, make a bunch of noise, crap all over everything, then leave.

piecat@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 2024 12:07 collapse

I love pigeons. They’re cute, I don’t get the hate

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 25 Apr 2024 16:48 collapse

They’re dirty, poop everywhere in big cities, and they’re loud.

I don’t hate them generally, but they’re a nuisance in large numbers.

Musk is a nuisance as just one individual.

Regna@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 2024 18:38 collapse

Don’t conflate all pigeons/doves with rock pigeons. Or Turd/Musk.

BeigeForce@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 14:33 next collapse

The ol’ Swoop-n-Poop as an ex (awesome) boss used to call it.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 25 Apr 2024 16:51 collapse

I brought it up w/ my team and we all got a laugh. We even shared some war stories about bad bosses.

I’m a boss now, so hopefully I’m not like that. I ask my employees to report me to my boss if I do something stupid.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world on 24 Apr 2024 17:00 next collapse

Hes so full of shit he has dump the Xcess

helena@lemmy.eco.br on 24 Apr 2024 17:54 next collapse

thing is, pigeons actually contribute to the environment

accideath@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 2024 08:11 collapse

As much as I dislike the guy, so did he. He popularized EVs, brought a viable space program back to the west and even neuralink seems promising for people with certain disabilities.

And no, that doesn’t excuse hyperloop, twitter, Tesla‘s broken promises, him being a questionable human to put it mildly, etc. but claiming he contributed nothing is a very black/white thinking.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works on 25 Apr 2024 16:49 next collapse

Exactly. Without his ability to secure funding, those projects likely wouldn’t be as successful as they are today.

kurap1ka@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 2024 18:55 next collapse

Viable space program? Starlink is shitting all over our orbit, Artemis is fucked because SpaceX needs 12 or more launches to refuel one flight to the moon. Additionally the whole development is like tesla full self driving, always promise for next year and don’t deliver. The moon was to be reached in 2024 and as of now SpaceX is celebrating failed test launches as win… Years behind schedule…

accideath@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 2024 05:34 collapse

I didn’t say spacex was perfect. However, we were relying entirely on the Russians to get astronauts to and from the ISS since 2011 until spaceX built the crew dragon.

That musk is exaggerating everything they do is a very different story but that’s also not what I’m talking about.

PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Apr 2024 19:01 next collapse

You’re not wrong, honestly. Still hate him, though

Emmie@lemm.ee on 25 Apr 2024 16:45 collapse

He really tries hard to outweigh anything good. It seems like a mission of some sort: Let’s do the cool things and smear it all in shit of my personality

accideath@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 2024 10:09 collapse

He does indeed possess a certain skillset in this regard.

Shou@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 2024 06:34 next collapse

They do say owners pick pets most similar to them.

Tebbie@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 2024 12:11 next collapse

I’ve been under leaders like this. Definitely not the best ones.

PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Apr 2024 19:00 collapse

he comes, shits all over us, and goes

Worst. Grindr. Hookup. Ever.